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Please brobots. It hurts so much
Learn to go to restaurants, pubs and movies alone and enjoy it.
>>27718420
What do you mean cope?
Having no friends is great. Nobody bothers you and you can do whatever you want without worrying about the social consequences. You're probably having some grass is greener shit where you've never had friends so you think they're awesome. The reality is, like most people, friends are shit.
>>27718440
>wikihow
>>27718420
Nobody has friends op It's a meme
Can i find work in switzerland/poland with an economics degree if i can only speak english well?
>>27718379
go to /int/
>>27718430
Why? Do you think /r9k/'s userbase is a bad source to consult about good career choices and the global economy?
>>27718513
no i never said that
its just that /int/ has more people who are knowledgeable about the question you are asking
Daily reminder that if your goal isn't to procreate than you should save yourself the years of meaningless existence and just kill yourself. The moment you decide to fulfil your biological role, your peers sense it and you feel new.tfw someday you'll wave goodbye to your talented and studious son as you drive away from his college campus, your ring glinting in the sun and your wife crying motherly tears in the passenger seat
It will all get better guys. Go join a church and a gym. Improve yourself, meet her, knock her up once every two years until her flowers wilt.
>>27718370
Niggers procreate
think about that
>>27718387
And you should be putting out as much kids as they do or else we will be outnumbered.
>>27718450
jokes on you i'm brown
Got a tinder date. We're going laser tagging and maybe for a drink after. She wanted to do something with me both today and tomorrow, but I was busy today. She seems interested as fuck, how do I not sperg out?
>>27718275
Just be yourself and be sure to stand up straight
think before you speak, like think about the whole thing you are going to say before you even open your stupid mouth
>>27718275
You better start fucking practicing your laser tag skills if you ever want to get laid faggot
Would you rather be:
>6 feet tall with 4 inch cock
>5' 5" tall with 6 inch cock
I'm already that second choice.
>>27718217
5 foot 8.5 inches, 5 inch cock
>>27718217
I'm already 5'4" with a 6 inch cock and I don't feel bad about it
I'm coming to kill you and there's nothing you can do about it...
>>27718202
saw you post in that other thread, fuck off
See you soon michael
Except shoot you in the face pussy ass white boi
What kind of socks do you like most on a girl?
Sporty white tube socks
>>27718179
Long with white and pink stripes ;^)
Gothic lolita ones
Where were you when roasties became obsolete?
OC btw
I don't have $1400 fucking dollars m8
My time is 3+ years from now.
I'm already saving up for a sex robot. I figure they'll cost at least as much as a new car so I put aside as much money as I can.
I haven't picked a name for him though.
>tfw just wanna spend hours with 2d waifu in cuddle simulator
Guys you should try cocaine it's pretty fucking fun.
>>27718020
What does it feel like? Just makes you hype for shit?
>>27718039
Pretty much, but you're like actually fucking hyped. No insecurities just all good fucking feelings.
I did it a couple weeks ago and although I know it is really fucking fun and I love that drug with all my heart, I have no physical urge to try it again. But I definitely will one day.
>>27718039
Short and expensive.
Who /pushingthelimits/ here?
Since you have given up on life, why not test the limits of your body?
Tonight I'll be mixing lots of benzos, alcohol, and opiates together. The main thing is keeping your breathing in check because right now its really shallow.
But I'll make it though, and tomorrow I'll celebrate my accomplishment!
He's fast
>>27717983
are you fucking retarded? that combo can easily get you killed
>>27718029
N-nande! heiai!
I ordered this doll online and put a Jesse Jane fleshlight inside it and I've been fucking it for a couple of weeks my mom found it what do I do she is talking on the phone and crying I'm 28 years old
>at this hour
Lies.
>>27717970
You deserve this OP
Use the argument that at least you weren't fucking an actual baby yet
>tfw drinking and watching Star Wars: The Meme Awakens because you couldn't imagine doing it sober
It's actually pretty entertaining, but in the way I expect a cheesy 90's scifi to be entertaining. So much wasted money on visual effects.
Admittedly, the writing really isn't too far out-of-line with the original trilogy.
Come here, friends, share with me your opinions on the awakening meme. Major trigger warning for spoilers, of course, and I'll try to keep my cynic privileges in check as well.
>>27717963
>you looked at me like no one ever had
Christ almighty you fucking retard, that's because you were all wearing the goddamn masks, any facial expression is new to you cucklord.
>>27717963
She just said "You have to go back." Christ.
Trump propaganda film confirmed.
>>27718970
>he's been in low power mode
goddamn this is the cringiest shit I've ever heard. These movies are gonna be absolute hipster gold of future generations.
ITT: post single word comments that the robot hasn't seen yet
frothy
matterhorn
adamantium
>finally work up courage to ask a girl out
>we go on a date
>thought it went well
>she ghosts me two days later
>a week later i see her with some other guy
>a month later she dies in a car accident
There truly is justice in the world.
Pic related is her
http://www.courant.com/community/west-hartford/hc-nh-fatal-crash-west-hartford-0406-20160406-story.html
>west hartford
>wait a minute isnt that the jewish packed part of hartfo..
>Molin
OP why are you trying to date a kikess?
>>27717994
I was lonely and wanted a date.
She looks a lot prettier in person, or I should say looked :)
>>27718021
savage
you are going to sleep like a baby tonight
Working manual labor tommorow, fairly easy for me to do, except my insomnia is worsening, how can I work hard with a few hours of sleep? Tips for falling asleep
Pic not related
Make sure to eat and drink a lot if you have little sleep.
My trick to sleep is putting on an album/show/video, and trying to imagine visuals in my head with my eyes squeezed shut.
>>27717872
This is good advice.
For me, physical exercise also works. Go for a proper run a few hours before bedtime (not just before, then the adrenaline will keep you up) and you will sleep like a baby.
Try ambien if you want to get a full and possibly better night's sleep. Otherwise benzos work for that, though you have to watch it a little with those.
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