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Are these shoes okay? I'm UK11 size and I think they're comfy and look quite nice.
Can any normans confirmp
>he actually fell for the autism shoes threads
>>27721041
>size 12 US
How tall are you?
Grey sneakers confirmed for master race
I'll start.
>put on classical music when fapping and fap to the rhythm
I exclusively only post in wojak and pepe threads.
>>27720978
i blast eurobeat out my car in heavy traffic
>>27720987
seek help before it's too late
Ok what's the matter with this guy?
He obviously could have gotten any girl he wanted, he was rich as fuck. Why didn't he if he wanted it so much? Do women really only date niggers and ignore decent white and asian guys?
Was he right about women or was he just a delusional autist?
he was very nervous so it became a self fulfilling prophecy when he acted awkwardly, which made him even more anxious
t. person that happens to every day
He was described as a very shy guy who barely kept eye contact and barely talked.
He isolated himself plus he had a superiority complex which made the fact that he couldn't get a gf even worse.
TLDR spoiled little shit
>>27720968
>rich as fuck
The dude lived with his mom in apartments and condos.
This month is the worst month I've ever had.
>one of my only friends and best friend since 15 years ago hangs himself 3 days ago
>cry day in day out.
>went to see him twice, in absolute shock.
>get phonecall today
>dog died
>cry even more and feelings of hopelessness kick in
>later today
>gf of 1,5 years breaks up
>lose all emotion and sit in a chair silently for the past six hours
What the fuck it's only 8 april and my life has shattered.
I don't even know what to do
>>27720957
* hanged
original
>>27720957
>friends
>gf
Normie pls go
>>27720979
I'm left with a single friend who i barely speak to.
http://youtu.be/Uh4zG5e7ARs
I bet this poor girl is going to turn into a huge slut because her selfesteem should be really low
And her mom is a fucking weirdo that video reviews tons of garbage on amazon
Her daughter is in a lot of her videos so you know this girl is checking out her moms profile, but that doesn't stop her fat pig of a mother from reviewing a prostate massager that she bought for her husband
No way is her husband this girls father
It must really suck to have such a fucked up mom. This girl was a aspie furry a year ago and now her mom is buying her fedoras, light up bowties and tight leggings with wacky designs
This girl is completely fucked
She never even had a chance guys
http://www.amazon.com/review/R3JPRVLVNE9YCO
Look how miserable she is
She's her moms review slave
http://www.amazon.com/gp/review/R1KOG9GR28PHZG
Here her mom is reviewing her daughters sports bra
She's not going to put up a picture of her daughter wearing it but she might change her tune if you offer her some free garbage that no one should ever be buying
Think etsy jewelry
Her daughter weighs 130 pounds and is between an A and a B cup in case anyone was wondering
>>27720881
I love crazy folk OP, nice thread. I don't agree, that girl's going to re-watch these videos when she's older and make fun of herself while doing a live stream. She's going to be an internet personality and these videos are just fuel for her to keep the fire that will be her popularity alive.
Who /stacie chaser/
Everyone on this board is a stacy chaser.
>>27720996
This desu senpai
originalbloxx
>>27721046
Glad you agree, OP.
Just started playing osrs again, any richfags here have 3m to spare? I'll be your gf
>>27720805
Sure, if you send me nudes I'll give you 3m.
>nostalrius gets shut down
>might go to osrs
I have like 300m on there is that still worth anyhting or has inflation gotten the best of me
>>27720922
>nostalrius gets shut down
??? what the fuck when
Anyone else know how they got their fetish?
I know how I got my weight gain fetish
>be 16
>girl in my class is 6/10, resting bitch face but hot
>body of a 11 year old anime girl, with hips
>total washboard
>she loves to eat though
>every class she is in she is eating a snack
>tfw guys give her free food just because she's a girl
>over time the food starts to show
>thighs and butt become thicker
>keeps growing
>eventually reaches the point where her ass takes up the whole seat
>her waist is still thin though, she worked her abs out well
>butt and thighs take up the whole seat when she sits down
>she only wears leggings because she says jeans that fit her waist are too small for her massive booty and thick legs
>mfw
>pic related, she was a bit more thick though
That picture is so very shopped
>>27720856
Well yeah, obviously, its just an example. The girl I'm talking about did look a lot like the pic though
>>27720803
That picture is photoshopped OP
You have everything to gain by working out. Ask anything.
In doubt about whether you're at a healthy weight or not, you can always test your BMI:
http://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm
In some cases, it may not work, but only in special cases, such as when you are mostly made of muscles; otherwise, it's a fairly good indication.
Also this one:
http://www.calculator.net/calorie-calculator.html
If you want to lose fat, calculate your basal rate and eat 400 less calories a day (that's an average, depending on your weight, you can eat much less, or more).
To control your weight: count your calories every day and weigh yourself everything morning after emptying yourself.
These are the basics. You can burn fat without doing any work out, it's better than not working out and not losing fat. It's not as good as actually working out, but that's not mandatory to lose fat.
If you have questions and are willing to change something in your life, know what you want: more muscles, more stamina, both, etc. The more precise your goals, the easier I can help.
Lastly, if you have advanced questions, I may have an answer but not necessarily (anything with injuries or handicaps I am not knowledgeable on).
And read the guide!
Guide.
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This image is literally all you need to understand to control your weight when it comes to fat.
It's that simple.
Dumping some material. Don't hesitate to spread that stuff wherever, raise awareness, and upset fatties, both can be done at the same time, and depending on the person, it can make a difference.
>Tired of being lonely
>Try to make friends and become a normal person
>Buy new clothes of normal popular brands
>Attempt to hide my power level a bit
>Start getting invited places
>All anyone ever does is go to clubs and talk shit about each other
>Most are genuinely awful people
>Really stupid and uninformed on anything except pop culture
>Really entitled and aggressive and mean spirited
>Incapable or unwilling to discuss or analyze anything in depth, in any time or place or circumstances
>No real insight on anything
>Vapid and narcissistic
>Unwilling to attempt to understand other perspectives or opinions
>always on their phones
>Absolutely hate clubs, but that is the only place they want to go
>Too socially awkward for bars, and they're too expensive
>Find a group that might be cool
>Take them to a sort of off the path place with an amazing view that I go to some nights
>They just talk about how creepy and dark it is
>Quickly become ostracized and am just sitting here watching other people talk
>Can't relate to anything they talk about
>They just take a bunch of pictures of themselves for snapchat/instagram and then leave
Seriously, they record fucking everything for snapchat and instagram. We were having a conversation and this fucking asshole sat there the whole time recording us talking, and then afterwards showed us how he posted it online. I had said some shit I certainly don't want online, and finally he deleted it.
Where or how do I find better people?
They exist. School or work
You'll meet better folks as life goes on
At Least Now YOU Know What YOU Don't like
Even as shitty of an experience as that was, it meant that you gained some social skills and experience. There are plenty of intelligent, kind, and interesting people out there, but you need to find them. No one I know goes to clubs regularly (not that there's anything necessarily wrong with that).
>>27720822
They're all shitty. And I don't feel any better off now after dozens of social experiences than I did before. In fact i've become a genuine misanthrope
*yawwwwwn*
What is this? You are not ready for work yet, wagecuck? If you don't get ready, you'll be late again.
>>27720732
>not showing up late every day
I still show up earlier than the rest of my group though. We're all terrible employees desu.
>>27720732
Wageys can't reply because they got up too early and are too tired
I'm on vacation, neets. Slept in today.
Gonna go spend some of that hard earned cash with the wife and kiddo today!
Staked away my whole bank on Runescape 2007
Feeling suicidy today.
The feels are fucking horrible familio.
>tfw 20m stakes session this guy
>end up going like 5-9 losing 80m
>get fucking mad and take out remaining 100m stack while telling myself I was bored and wanted to quit anyways
>win 2 50m stakes off some guy b2b
>quit few days later anyways
Really wanted to get 99 con but planks rose hard and I dunno why
>>27720705
you should feel suicidal for playing a shit game.
>>27721141
>tfw up 15m
>decide to go all or nothing agienst a guy i had way better stats than
>lose somehow twice in a row
How do i escape this feel?
Meet me at varrock and sort me out senpai.
How do I become interesting?
>have boring uninteresting job
>don't care about politics
>don't generally care about sports
>don't care about family
>too lazy to travel around
>no hobbies except for going to the gym three times per week and playing Dying Light a couple of hours per day after work
>don't like to talk, everything is so dull and banal
>don't like to listen, everything is so dull and banal
>don't generally care about anything so no strong opinions or beliefs
>>27720674
The answer lies within your post.
>>27720674
You don't even want to be interesting.
>>27720880
where?
>>27720905
I actually want, I'm just too used to not being interesting. What, I just pick some random hobby from a list of hobby and bam, now I am interesting?
Would you drink shots with them?
>>27720648
why using Snapchat to share pics like this one, instead of let's say Whatsapp? Why would one want pics like this one to be lost? For what purpose?
>>27720648
I never turn down a free shot
>>27720648
I don't drink just to be different.
>you'll never make money off of hundreds if not thousands of beta orbiters and live life on super easy mode
life is fair.
>>27720620
yeah but doesnt she live in turkey or something? seems like it evens out to be honest
>>27720638
she does, but she's clearly loaded so it doesn't matter. i bet she lives in an upscale neighborhood.
>>27720676
she probably cant even go outside for fear of rape. could imagine it might lonely.
