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>tfw you're stuck at your uni for another year
Holy fuck, going to a uni is complete hell for robots.
>>27716729
hey it could be worse
you could be stuck at uni for another 3 years
and failing out of it
>>27716830
>tfw you thought it would get better at uni
>it's basically high school but now you never get to go home
>>27716868
holy shit this is it exactly
there is no comfy area, i am constantly surrounded by normies insulting me and attempting to interact with me
fuck i wish i could just drop out
How do you cope with the fact that there's no justice?
I used to believe in a religion, now I don't. I didn't realize how valuable the concept of judgment day is. That all the wrongs will be righted in the end. Then I thought maybe karma was a thing, but there's clearly none in this life, and I don't really believe it exists?
My ex is a horrible person, treated me like shit, but will go on and live a happier life than me. Fucking why. The Chads and rich kids from high school will always be more successful. How do I accept that there is no justice, not now, not ever?
>>27716703
be thankful you're aware of it at all
most people don't even think about that shit
>>27716727
That would be nice. I wish I could be ingorant and forget this shit. Like my ex just moved on, no big deal, when they were the one who fucked everything up. And I'm left recovering for months. Why am I like this, why can't it just be a little fair?
It would be hard for my ex to have a worse life than me, but yeah she was a rotten bitch because i was autistic. Just fuck my whole life up family
>I'm Just waiting for the right girl
>I just don't deserve one
There are too many young men on the planet.
This is a golden era for young women.
>I'm too busy for a girlfriend right now
>>27716666
Nice satanic quads.
are you a special snowflake?
>vidya
>genre of music
>book
>movie
>TV series
>anime
>food
>drink
>fetish
>boards beside /r9k/
rating others is encouraged
>vidya
Kotor 1, EU4, looking forward to No Mans Sky
>genre of music
Movie scores, Lotr music
>book
Harry Potter desu
>movie
Spicy Italian from Subway or the Jimmy Johns equivalent
>TV series
Breaking Bad
>anime
Yuru Yuri
>food
>drink
Coke
>fetish
Giantess, vore
>boards beside /r9k/
/b/, /c/
>>27716629
>Fallout 2
>funk
>Neuromancer
>The Princess Bride
>Babylon 5
>FLCL
>pickles
>coffee
>frotting
>/an/ and /tg/
>>27716629
>vidya
Fallout: New Vegas
>genre of music
classical/any and all good instrumentals
>book
A Song of Ice and Fire
>movie
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
>TV series
Seinfeld
>anime
Joshiraku
>food
hot links
>drink
bourbon, preferably Blanton's
>fetish
dp gangbangs
>boards beside /r9k/
/v/ and /f/
>are you okay anon?
> I'm just tired
>>27716552
>why do you look so sad all the time
>its just my normal face I'm not sad
>>27716552
>sunny out for the first time in a month, pretty happy about it
>go to get food
>lady that's always behind the counter sees me smiling
>"what'd she say?"
>no idea what she means
>"I never see you smiling, i figured you musta talked to a girl or somethin"
>tfw I normally look so sad that when I smile people think something great must have happened
>>27716552
>haha you're the kid who looked like he was about to cry when we told him we were out of blueberry bagels
>I was only mildly upset
>be me in uni, KHV
>girl from another uni who I went to HS with and was friends with adds me on snapchat
>she can't see how much of a loser I've become
>she's got a serious bf since high school, no interruptions in dating
>however, I have become /fit/ (used to be massively fat)
>we snap back and forth for a while (she is shockingly unphased how all my snaps are from my dorm)
>about a week ago she snaps me from her bath tub
>I like looking at her shoulder blades so I pick up an uninteresting convo about bath bombs
>she sends me a pic of her from the ribs down to the tops of her thighs (belly button, vag)
>it's partly covered by foam
>I can totally see it though
>assume it was a mistake
>FF to a couple hours ago
>she complains she went to the beach and got a sunburn butt
>includes a pic of her naked ass
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON??? HOW DO I PROCEED
>>27716529
You entered friendzone with benefits.
>>27716584
It's a weird zone senpai, I feel like a girl feels when a guy sends her a dick pic out of nowhere.
>"I didn't ask for this, but I'm flattered they wanted to show it to me"
Except multiplied because I'm a dude
>>27716603
Just do what beta orbiters that entered benefit zone do:
Boost her ego by telling her how pretty she is, so he can go back to Chad.
Who became /attractive/ here?
>Never get complimented in HS because I dressed and looked like a sperg
>Come to college
>Have to get haircuts by myself now
>Pic out new hairstyle
>Get all new wardrobe because I don't have to wear uniforms anymore
>Start taking care of my hygiene
>Wear cologne
>Get ears pierced
>Some girls and many gay dudes say I'm "cute" and "handsome" now
How am I supposed to feel? This is brand new to me
>>27716523
Can you be a trailblazer and actually post a picture of yourself for a change, please?
>gay man here
also.
i don't feel like i've changed in appearance but people always compliment me now in college
>>27716523
Good, you're meant to feel good anon.
There's nothing wrong with a good ol' confidence/self-esteem boost from time to time.
You might as well embrace if.
WHY THE FUCK AM I SO UGLY?
GODDAMMIT, SHOULDN'T UGLY GENES HAVE BEEN BRED OUT OF THE POPULATION MILLENNIA AGO SINCE NO ONE WANTS TO FUCK UGGOS ANYWAY? WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENNINNNG?
You're a real easy dude to relate to. Poor me, poor me. Pour me a drink nigga.
Because men were willing to breed with hideous women in the past. That's how a lot of bad genes have lived on.
There's no guarantee good looking people will give birth to a good looking kid. Maybe the chances are higher, but you can still come out an ugly piece of shit. Both of my parents are gorgeous and I'm 3/10 in the face
>filter the filename "image.jpg"
>all mobile posters are gone
>board quality improved 1000x
>>27716376
now if only we could filter all OPs with anime girls
>>27716403
Or all tripfags.
>>27716413
>can filter filenames
>cant filter tripfags
Hi guys.
I never make/start threads. I'm a guy who just lurks around and posts maybe once every so often. But fuck, I think I need to ask about some shit.
So I am 18 right now, almost 19, a senior in high school. (Please ignore the "edgy teenager" aspect.) For the last 6 years of my life, I have never had a real gf. Never had sex. Never did drugs or drank alcohol throughout high school. Had some mildly sexual experiences but nothing actually worth noting. I fucking missed out.
I used to come here as a sort of past time, a way to laugh at other people's failures to convince myself that I would never be THAT bad. But here I am, about to leave the last teenage years of my life. I've seen countless threads where robots will go on about how teen years were something that they should not have given up so easily. Because now, these guys are just lonely and angry at the world. What really gets to me is how detailed they describe their lives sometimes. It's so mundane and depressing. No friends, no gf, no affection. They never knew how it felt to kiss a girl behind a school or ride around with friends at 2 am in the morning. The best years of their lives are gone, as they put it. I'm worried that I've already fallen in the same trap.
All these years I've gotten straight A's and completed countless service hours. For what? No girl ever paid attention to me. If they don't care now, why would they care when I'm 23? What have my accomplishments gotten me? I'll get into med school, probably become some surgeon or something, but how does that actually let me enjoy life? I'll just be working day after day, probably all alone, putting my money in the bank because I don't have enough time to do anything with it.
What the fuck do I do? Am I being pessimistic? Will I get laid in a year or so in college? Or is life as shitty as everyone says it is? Just someone fucking answer please. There must be a way to turn shit around.
Pic extremely related.
Eh, in Uni, you never know. When I was in HS, the main reason I didn't lose my virginity was I never had any idea girls liked me (I was told later that I came extremely close with this one girl, to my shock).
In Uni, I never left my dorm, shut myself off, and just reflected on matters of theology, history, and philosophy. I haven't had a conversation with anyone other than professors and clergymen since August.
Psychiatrist diagnosed me with Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder on Monday; I had always had it, but only recently noticed it (as dumb as it sounds, I just assumed everyone had daily thoughts of suicide, raping their hot cousin, mass-shooting, and pedophilia; all against their will) because it was starting to lead to psychosis (hallucinations and delusions).
Most of the turbo nerd social outcasts I went to HS with wound up making great money got great jobs, some even slay puss on the reg
not right away mind you but they stayed on track and got there eventually
some of course stayed basement dwelling losers and are still pathetic losers all around, the trick OP isn't to strive to become a badass (unrealistic), its to make sure you don't wind up like 90% of the assholes on this board
Do whatever you have to do to make that happen
>>27716556
Glad someone replied. At least girls were into you. If girls actually liked me, I would know.
So did you actually fuck any girl yet? Is uni too late to get pussy?
~~Seeking advice for depression~~
Hello fellow robots. Off the bat I'm gonna say sorry for my bad grammar, English isn't my first language. But anyways, I'm thinking of treating my severe depression and anxiety that I've had for over 4 years now, and every year it gets worse. I did some research on different medicine and see most people saying that it makes things even worse or the sideeffects are really bad. I considered therapy but since I'm a worthless NEET and still live with my parents, neither my parents or I can pay for it. So that's out of the question. I'd really like some friendly advice from someone who might've already gone threw this, like which medicine works best, or maybe I should just avoid treatment and suck it up.
Best piece of advice I can give you - get the fuck off this board if you are trying to better yourself. Seriously. This place will do nothing but bring you down.
Going to school can get your free or subsidized therapy. It can also be a confidence booster. Another option would be to read books about depression.
Treat yourself to deez nuts
Come hither lads, whats troubling you?
Liquor store doesn't open for another 11 hours.
My gf said she wants to please me so she asked if I could teach her how to suck my dick
I said I would but I don't know how to teach her D:
>>27716131
I feel suffocated by my gf, idk If I should tell her I want to take a break
How do you cure low self esteem?
take acid just trust me
>>27716079
by accepting yourself
>>27716079
>How do you cure low self esteem?
by beeing yourself
Do vaginas get extremely loose when she is really turned on?
I'm asking for a friend.
I will accept anecdotal evidence.
Thanks.
>>27716014
>I'm asking for a friend.
why the hell are you asking this question
explain the situation
The vagina expands during arousal but not extremely
No, the tightness stays the same but they become lubricated enough for things to work
p.s. I've never had sex and made that up, but it sounds right
why are old white people such shitty customers?
>inb4 White People Internet Defense Force
everyone is a shitty customer
>>27715982
I'ma derail this fucking thread
