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How do I earn the right to be loved?
Be born female
Fuck u robot u nigger bitch
>>27711819
Everyone says you have to love yourself first, so I guess try working on that for now.
>>27711911
I don't see how that would help
femanon here.
I have a hot little pussy thats off limits to you boys. #sorrynotsorry
>>27711814
Is that a gif from the new psychothrillers movie?
>>27711814
>little
lmao ok roastie
>>27711814
>rape
original rape
stolen from r/ForeverAlone:
Sorry this rant went on way longer then I intended. But maybe getting this off my chest will help.
For a long time I believed I could control my life. If I really applied myself I could get out of being FA. I wasnt one of those FA guys who said why bother trying I know things will turn out bad.
I first realized I needed drastic change when I was 25 and never had a date or a relationship. Before I thought maybe it was bad luck but at 25 something was clearly wrong.
So I put my all into being the man I wanted to be. I told my self over and over again if I became the man I wanted to be the life I wanted would follow.
First I got into shape. I lost the weight I had kept since college. I started lifting. I lifted for around 10 years. I would hit the gym 5 times a week. I ran full marathons. I had a good job with a fancy sounding title. I went out of my way to meet people. I joined yoga classes, college classes, adult sports leagues, running meetup groups, spi n classes, crosffit etc.. I broadened my hobbies to include Snow boarding, tennis, basketball, bowling, learned the guitar, etc.
I looked at myself and I liked myself. I was proud of what I accomplished. I was not the person I absolutely wanted to be but I had made huge progress and I felt like I was well on my way. I was taking control of who I was and not sitting around playing video games waiting for someone to appear and love me like some protagonist in a haremt anime.
I knew I was a short guy (5'3") and asian and that might hurt my chances at dating but I really didnt mind. I didnt mind if I would have to put in more effort to get less.
I never felt myself to be particularly smart or talented at anything in my life. I didnt mind working twice as hard to get half as much. That was fine, I wasn;t interested in ONS or juggling women. I didnt need to go out on a date every other day. If I got a date once a month, I would be happy. At heart I am an introvert.
I never thought it would be easy but I was willing to put in the time and discipline. I was willing to push myself out of my comfort zone. Thats what everyone says right? Get swole approach women try online dating be confident blah blah blah. Anyone who fails in love, they must be fat or never go out. They must have no friends right? They must do nothing and never bathe. Only complete losers cant get a date. Thats what they say about us FA types right?
That we are unable to date because we arent willing to take responsibility of our lives and our failures. That we havnt put int the same time and effort as all the normal people who date.
And yet I dont know of many people who have tried as hard as I have and still failed. At every turn I experienced failure at every turn. Every rejection I threw myself a pity party. I asked myself why this girl I talked barely looked at me or why this girl my friend tried to hook me up with barley spoke to me. Yet through every rejection I persevered. I was still at the gym every night alone. I was still going out making friends and talking to people. I was still reading on how to be better with women. How to read them and talk to them.
Through it all I kept telling myself just to keep pushing myself. I always told myself I was away from finding happiness. Just take another leap of faith and step out of my comfort zone one more time. Over and over again after each failure I would inevitably try again. I would tell myself whatever it took to move forward. This time, I would say to myself it will be different. This time I am better then I was before. This time I deserve to find love. All I have to do is talk to this girl, try this new meetup group, send out a few messages on online dating, or try a few nights of speed dating and I will get a date.
I wasnt expecting to find sex or love. I just needed progress. One women who I wanted to spend time with who wanted spend time with me to in the hopes of something more. Thats it. I just needed to know I was in control. That if I worked hard enough I could have the life I wanted.
I was feeling down one time so I counted how many friends I made in the last 10 years. I counted around 100. I see maybe 60 of those people every month. One friend even told me I was the guy to know. Another popular remarked on how popular I was. One time I ran into the guy who ran a running group. He asked me why I hadnt been there and that they missed me and I should come back.
I keep asking myself how can I have done all this and still fail with women. Why they still ignore me for friends. Why they avoid eye contact with me. Why no matter how many messages I send out online, why I couldnt get one date. Why when I approach its obvious they dont want to talk to me and they want me to go away. How I can succeed with so many people but fail so miserably with women.
Im 36 and still never got a girl to go on a date. Hell I barely meet single women who will talk to me despite having so many friends. I have like 8 female friends I could call up right now to get a drink, but not a single date in my entire life.
I did everything they said. Im not perfect but why cant I get a single date online after messaging 200 women. Why cant I get a single girl to go on a date with me but everywhere I have people to talk to and people who want to be around me.
And yet when I write this people will say I am insecure, or negative, or entitled. Yet at the same time I ask myself should it be this hard. How much more do I have to try. How much more do I have to change just for the chance at love with someone I have never even met. Why does it seem I have tried so hard yet have so little luck in love compared to everyone else.
What is so wrong with me? Why is my experience so different? Am I so much less attractive then everyone else even with all I have done and accomplished.
At one point I felt the bitterness take me over. I was 32 and I decided I would only surround myself with people who made me feel good about myself. I would only spend my time doing things I enjoyed. I realized that in my 20s I was working and pushing myself so I could have the life I wanted in my thirties, but in the end what I had really done is revealed just how hopeless in love I was. At my best, I was still so far behind every other guy, that lonliness could not be avoided. I mean what are the chances of a wife and kid when I can't even get a date?
I decided that becoming the man would not bring me the happiness I wanted. So instead of self improvement, I just focuesd on being happy.
I still approach women. I still meet them. But I treat them like everyone else; just looking for another friend. Another person to make me feel a little less lonely as I wake up and go to sleep alone every night. As usual the single ones who I find attractive are never interested. Not in friendship much less anything else. Ill see the same women who dont talk to me throw themselves at my better looking friends. The same friends who tell me they dont need online dating because women are everywhere. If women treated me like that, I would probably say the same thing.
Real talk my niggas, would you date a single mom with two children? Confused as fuck what to do. People think I'm a chad, but 8m really a fucking loser who is a virgin, it's just that I pretend to have social skills, most of the time I get on by. This woman though pulled my fucking card, and got in. I'm really fucking scared.
if it was from online dating, no
post her
you only know if someone is truly beautiful when you have unbiased opinions
>>27711809
Nah, i met here from my job. She legit approached me.
>"anon, do you love me?"
>"if you love me you will help me take care of my son, Jayden."
>"Jayden has autism, but youll love him!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OY3W6BenoY&nohtml5=False
>>27711688
Maybe if his bitch of a mother bought him some toys he wouldnt be so pissed.
>My wife's son
Nope, I'd rather stay single forever than be THAT guy.
>>27711688
No.
Single mothers. Not even once.
How dooes this picture make you feel, anon?
pretty jealous because that looks like it feels very good
>>27711684
Is that one of those shadow people everyone always talks about?
>>27711684
kinda gross, put your butt away dude
U manlets still have hope
Thinking of going to the doctor's to get my test level tested. Any robots ever do this and find out they were deficient?
>>27711632
I finished growing at like 12 years old and was 6'1" forever after that. I got a second testosterone spurt at like 21, though. From semi hairless to full beard.
I'm 18 and I look 14. Do I still have hope?
how to stop ants from coming into my house?
>>27711530
vacuum ur floors, pick up ur food and junk
are u this fucking stupid?
>>27711530
Stop living like a fucking animal
>>27711530
munch on a cum tissue...the fumes keept them away
Oh would you look at the time! It looks like it's bed time, wagecuck. Get your bedtime ritual started and take that doctor prescribed sleeping pill so you can force yourself to sleep. That way, you get plenty of sleep to feel energized for your day tomorrow.
shut up chris
>>27711526
Seriously, you'd better hit the hay wagekek. Silverstein needs the quota met tommorrow. Turn your alarm volume to max so it can interrupt your dream no matter how good it was. You won't have time for breakfast, so you'll just have to grab a coffee and crackers in the cafe.
Jokes on you, I look a 3 hour nap when I got home. I don't need to go to bed for another hour or two.
daily outfit thread, what does /r9k/ wear?
posted this one in last fashion thread and got alot of hate lol, this is me alot of the time
>>27711457
no outerwear this spring/summer, so ignore the field jacket
might buy a lightweight harrington 2bh
>>27711457
>daily outfit
no wonder you faggots don't get girls. women like VARIETY
>>27711650
actually lost virginity this week soooo
Its true that drinking black coffee makes you objectively cool right?
>>27711369
Drinking coffee makes you shit yourself, just like cigarettes. It's good if you drink it while on the toilet to help with constipation if you have that problem I guess.
>>27711369
Objectively yes it is
>>27711392
I always smoke cigarettes while drinking back coffee. Makes me warm inside.and not in a shit yourself kind of way
What's the least painful, least messy (for the poor bastard who finds the body and the poor bastard who has to clean it up) method of household suicide?
No guns or pills
messy and painful are inversely proportional. Hanging and drinking bleach or some shit would be your best option for not messy but fuck that shit must be painful. Don't do it faggot
heroin overdose
it just feels like going back into the womb
>>27711306
You can build your own guillotine pretty easily
>tfw time travel will never be real because nobody has showed up to prove it
What if it's against the law to tell anyone?
>>27711300
tfw you aren't in yuri heaven
>>27711300
they tried, but failed to convince us.
Is it me, or does the world feel kinda, off?
I just have this shitty feeling that wont go away.
>>27711293
It's just you and your virgin saltiness.
>>27711420
no, nothing to do with that, I couldn't give half a shit about that right now, all that matters to me is living.
I know what you mean. Everything is confusing to me. Why are things the way they are? I don't know wether we actually have more problems nowadays, or if it just seems that way because we are so well connected. I don't know what to do with all this information. I constantly feel like the whole world is on the brink of some catastrophe. I kind of want something to happen. I want something to rip me out of this mundane life. I don't even care if that thing is death. I don't know.
So yes, the world feels off.
gee anon, you're pretty terrible at this, you sure you're not a virgin?
>>27711285
if you werent so fucking ugly maybe it would be easier
lol yeah right
more like
"OH ANON GIVE ME MORE OF YOUR BLC (big latino cock)!!! RECONQUISTA MY PUSSY!!! I WANT TO HAVE YOUR CHILDREN!!! I WANT TO GIVE YOU LITTLE HALF-LATINO BABIES!!!! OH GOD ANON YOU'RE SO MUCH BIGGER THAN MY TRUMP SUPPORTER BF!!!"
>>27711285
Why am I sleeping with someone so rude anyway? No-one says "you're terrible" during sex, if she was that rude anyway she'd never charm some guy to sleep with her.
