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>Work in a hospital
>Unsupervised access to morphine
>No reason to live anymore
>Tempted to just Harold Shipman myself.
>>27706335
Shipman killed himself by hanging.
Morphine dispensers work on a timer. You can only get a shot so often.
>>27706407
Is this under Shipman's Law?
>tfw wants to be chased after like a school girl
>tfw men are expected to do all the work
>tfw i cant do the work because crippling shyness
>tfw dont know what to do when they make it blatantly obvious that i could just ask and they would say yes
i was meant to be a girl but im not even fucking gay so i cant go trap mode yet
I know how you feel, I've had a few girls approach me but they were all slutty roasties.
>>27706328
You need to man up
>>27706473
thank you for the normie advice friend
one day my mom tells me when i was 9, 12 or something
>"Anon, don't let anyone threath you, they do that you hit them, they hit you back you hit them harder, you have to defend yourself"
>"But what if it's a girl?" I asked
>"Don't matter, you hit back"
single mother btw,
what did yours told about this subject, cuck?
what did leddit's mom told them?
>>27706283
My father said "never hit a girl" but he's a literal cuckold so I've disregarded most of his advice and continue to.
>>27706283
On my 13th birthday my dad bought me a box of condoms. He had my half sister when he was 17.
>>27706283
They said nothing, but were supportive when I got into trouble. But I did look for permission, but they never gave it. Still, I've punched people who bullied me. Now I've got different tactics, I work in preventive ways. It costs me, but I know what the aftermath of punching someone could be, so I don't let my body go to war unless I absolutely have to set an example. So far that has been never, I think I've been very clever. The people who have opposed me aren't doing very well for themselves now.
>weed man abruptly stops replying
you were talking to Trudeau?
>>27706269
Why doesn't he want your business anymore ;_;
Who is this weed man you speak of ?
How come she don't want me, man?
Look Will, maybe if you had a rap and acting career, she would. Please put yourself out there, you have talent. Use it.
now this is a story all about how
my life got cucked and fucked upside down
because you're ugly/unsuccessful
All I want in my life is to have someone to hug and to snuggle with. I don't even have the craving to lose my virginity or engage in intimate/sexual relationships anymore. I just want a friend with whom I can cuddle and share silence without any judgement. Is it too much to ask for /r9k/? Anyone else feeling this way?
>gif related
Oh well, I guess I'm the only one.
>>27706148
No, you're not the only one.
I know that feel too well, and as i get older (29 next month), these feelings intensify
>male born with a female brain
>go to pick up my pizza
>chill black guy working as always
>says my order has a few minutes to go
>frown because I said I'd pick it up at 4 and it's already 4:05
>says I can take the extra few minutes to fill out a survey and help him out
>survey gives $10 off $20 on next purchase
>says if I fill it out in store and give all 5 stars, he'll give me an extra 10 dollars off
>figure what the hell, fill it out
>while I'm filling it out, big black bitch comes waddling in
>guy rings her up and says it'll be a few minutes
>I finish my survey and show him, he slips me a 10 dollar gift card in my order
>fat bitch asks the guy for a cup of ranch
>tells her it's 50 cents, but she can have it for free if she fills out her survey
>I leave and don't tell her I got 10 dollars for the same survey
>>27706108
>wake up
>need to pee badly
>someone in the toilet
>piss in bathtub
>have to put gas in my car because it's on the E
>tell my dad he can borrow my car
>free gas and no going out in public
If you didn't already, you now have someone to ask for weed.
I would say I eat my semen 1/3rd of the time I masturbate. Usually just if I get it on my hand, I just lick it off.
Anyone else do this?
>Post was made by a ugly full grown man
How pathetic and disgusting can someone be?
This is sad and gross
>>27706106
>>27706139
Im here to save this thread from roleplaying fat fucks
>>27706139
I'm not a fat neckbeard, in fact people here call me a normie whenever I describe my life. But I lowkey eat my cum and then kiss my gf with those very same lips.
Any bots from Northern Ireland out there?
South Down reporting.Live in England now though.
>>27706209
Was the move for better or worse?
>Raises hand
Right here
>lose your hair to balding
>go from average to 3/10
Should have taken female hormones
This is what you get from embracing the manliness
>>27706020
My widows peak is getting more and more severe every year. I'm probably gonna kill myself by 32
Well Shit I guess you are right super fag
robots i find myself becoming more and more bitter when it comes to the idea of sex, just a minute ago i was reading an article in one of TIME magazines April publications about how people who grew up on internet porn want it to stop. but then i read this bullshit about how the people who want porn consumption to stop HAVE ALREADY OR COME VERY CLOSE TO HAVING SEX. and i haven't. how the FUCK am i supposed to relate to these fucking CHADS when i haven't gotten any. one guy said he came close but couldn't get it up because he watched too much porn and the other guy was just looking at porn on the side while he fucked "a gorgious girl i met in college" like WHAT THE FUCK. this makes me so mad robots. how do you deal with this? why are WE always singled out and not given any attention is society
They will tell a half truth
porn IS bad and can cause ED for people who are particularly predisposed to addiction
but they'll never point out that people turn to it in the first place because of a lifestyle created by women's liberation and a feminized school and work environment
>>27705965
idk senpai but it pisses me off
all the time we get to hear PORN ISNT REAL DONT YOU KNOW LIKE OMG
but never do women get told that relationships arent like they are in their shitty soaps and reality tv.
I don't think this will ever change until the entire human race reaches the endgame of Universe 25 / "beautiful ones".
Pornography is degenerate. The sooner we get rid of it the better off we'll be.
http://www.nndb.com/org/207/000134802/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilgrims_Society
The Jews.
The control the bulk of the media and the banks. I'm not memeing. Look it up.
>>27705990
>yes good boyo
>it's the joos
>>27706101
dropping some hiberian redpills
Rate me R9k. From "you have a great personality" to 10
>>27705958
Couldn't tell what you were from thumbnail had to open pic to see the trashbeard.
Shave, get a god damned haircut and lose weight so your face stops looking like a balloon.
And button your shirts. Underage faggot.
back to /soc/
its sad that this is not original
just be yourself, OP. You'll make it etc.
>tfw just bought some coconut oil
>tfw bf's butthole is going to taste delicious
>>27705932
anon please
[spoler] >>>/lgbt/ [/spoiler]
>>27705974
>he hasn't joined the gay masterrace
>>27705974
>spoler
>>>/r/4chan
Return home frogposter
What's a normie salary? What's a chad salary?
If someone makes over 100k a year, are they a chad?
Is it possible to be a salaried employee and a robot?
>>27705845
I make around 55k euros per year (yuropoor)
wake up, take a shower
go to work (don't look at the women on the way... shit it's spring)
do some shit to get paid
go back home, (don't look at the women on the way, shit it's summer)
take a nap, cry, sleep
rinse and repeat
being NEET is just another path. You can drown yourself in doing nothing or in work, same issue. Interacting with people at work is easy, they want something, you do it, you want something, well, you don't ask and do it. Fake to listen to their stories and you are good to go.
>>27705845
>If someone makes over 100k a year, are they a chad?
my dad makes over 100k and he is not a chad
100k is not much for a family nowadays senpai
>>27706081
>Fake to listen to their stories
Why am I so bad at this?
