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Where can an average guy like me buy a girlfriend like pic related?
I don't know. Why don't you ask any other place but here.
either in russia or the ukraine, imo.
What do you look like op? That's important
>tfw can't tell my bf I ever slept with a black guy
You guys have no idea how hard femanons have it
>>27702907
Im a femanon ;) too, femanon ;)
This has got to be a joke, or some kind of bait. You're slutting around with guys outside your own race and now complaining to us, of all people, that you can't talk about it with your partner? You shouldn't mention your exes to them anyway unless they ask. If you're really a femanon as you claim, you need a reality check.
>>27702907
if you were my gf I would be COMPLETELY fine with it
in fact I would ENCOURAGE it
PLEASE be my GF
[email protected]
Reminder that if you go/have gone to college (even if you dropped out) then you are not an robot and you need to fuck off my board.
>>27702771
>being too poor / stupid to go to college
no thanks i think i will stay
ill take a #4 with frys thanks
>>27702771
Nice random requirements.
>if you can afford to smoke or take drugs you are not a robot
>>27702771
If you don't go to college, but have barely any social life, while your classmates are having, going to parties, getting laid, finding their passions, falling in love without you, you are not a robot.
>fell for the "only 8/10 6'3 tall chads can get girls" meme
>don't even approach girls because of fear of rejection
>5 years later after high school
>meet with all my class mates
>they are all average or unattractive nerdy manlets, some betas
>they all have girlfriends
>ALL OF THEM
>average or attractive gfs
>most of them had multiple relationships
>some of them are even fucking married
>I'm literally the only KHV in the group
>I'm taller than them
>I look better than them
FUCK YOU /r9k/
YOU TRICKED ME FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME
YOU ROBBED 5 YEARS OFF OF MY LIFE
THIS ISNT FAIR
YOU TOLD ME ONLY CHADS GET GIRLS
REEEEEEE
Your fault for believing anything posted here you fucking cuck. Jesus I feel for you, because your life sucks, but more than that I'm ashamed of you for being so stupid tbqh.
>>27702679
this website is poison
>>27702679
1. Women are using them due to their money.
2. They are beta providers.
3. They are a gap between chad dicks.
4. The women had so much chad cock no men with self respect will take them, except your ugly friends.
Wait a couple of years when they will be paying 50% of their income to their slut ex-wives while they suck on chad dick.
Which fast food place has the best 4 for $4 deal?
>inb4: shill
I'm not a shill
>>27702626
>tfw 4 dollars is enough for rice and beans for a week.
u can get 2 5 layer burritos at taco bell for under 4 dollars and its far more filling and tasty than a crumby little baby burger from mcdonalds or whatever
>>27702626
I would say wendys, only thing I like about burger king is their fries. Maybe it's just the one near me though
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDwsFVH-ZLc
>porn sex isn't the same as real sex guys
>I just treat it as a job
>I would never have sex with any of these creepy loser "in real life"
>>27702599
Hot girls wanted ... Ava Taylor hngghh
>>27702599
>I just treat it as a job
>I would never have sex with any of these creepy loser "in real life"
No shit, that's the whole idea behind prostitution.
I don't care what the fuck anyone says, I will never have an ounce of sympathy for women who choose to do porn. It's a choice. Nobody held a gun to their head.
Robots, how do you support autism?
By being an autist.
I have my own
by being alive
How genuinely fucked am I? Be honest.
>>27702449
I've seen worse on here. There was literally a girl poster who showed a picture of her decaying teeth with a black spot eating her enamel.
Just brush more often. Tooth aches of any sorts is the most agonizing pain to experience.
>>27702472
i remember that girli want to kiss her and tongue her decayed tooth hole
>no tooth decay
fuck off normie
Do girls pirate games?
only if its not available on steam
>>27702451
No you don't, you don't even know what a crack is.
>>27702435
lets be honest here
they are too stupid
>Tfw all white women in 2016 are getting CHINKED by superior Asian men
How does it feel to get our left overs you pathetic pig skins? Your woman has already been been passed around by all the Chung Thundercocks.
Feels great. I have a middle eastern girlfriend... she's not white but everyone thinks she is :S
People, mostly asian girls give me hate stares, but It doesn't bother me. I believe that there's going to be more asian guy/ non asian girl couples.
>>27702340
Don't even mind desu, chinks are far better than niggers
>>27702340
With jews, you lose.
Around blacks, never relaxAt least gooks read books
Long as you're not making white IQ go lower, and you're a asianniggerChineseYou're fine in my books
tch...an ambush at a time like this??
sigh.....yare yare
>>27702324
HOW THE FUCK
DO THEY ALL
HAVE THE SAME
AUTISM SHOES AND AUTISM JEANS
???
ALL OF THEM
>>27702324
>yosh... ikuzo!
>>27702324
They may look ridiculous but at least they're happy doing stuff they love.
>tfw imagining our lives together
>tfw get immersed in the fantasy
>tfw it's real in my mind
I actually wrote a poem for my imaginary gf a few days ago.
>>27702426
mind if you share it here?
origami
>>27702498
Go ahead anon i want to hear it
>le women can't be funny meme
Can we not be bitter and delusional about one fucking thing today?
Hi I'm a GIRL who does GIRLY things.
>>27702270
the first time I had sex my gf suggested I cum on her face "like a porno"
thanks degeneracy!
>>27702270
I didn't even chuckle
>have to make a phone call
>go into existential dread over it
I'll never survive in the real world will I?
>>27702259
Who you ringing?
>>27702298
potential job thingy
>>27702259
>Doorbell/phone rings
>parents don't hear it
>fuck I'm not answering it
>get shit for it later
Literally no hope for me.
I still can't get over today incident.
So 5 dudes called me out in the middle of the classuni. I was surprised...everyone was surprised, even teacher...
So 2 of them was even more of a manlets then meI'm 164cm btw, and the other 3 was higher than me. I went with them to the corner, and one if them started to ask me about some robbery, that happend yesterday, like: "Have you left the class at this time", "Have you seen anyone?", etc. I didn't do anything, and I rarely walk outside of classrooms, but the point is that I was fuckin afraid! And not because of there suspicion, cuz I didn't even knew what they are talking about at first, but because of that moment. I was shaking, blinking like crazy, confidently staring at the floor, and answering like a little bitch. Gym haven't helped a bit, neither did healthy food. They don't suspect me, because there are people that can confirm I was in class, but the thing is that I always imagined myself someprobably for like last 8 yearskind of anime swordsman/investigator/mage that fugs everyone up, and now all of my fantasies broke. I only fought someone in middle school. Now I feel myself like the biggest pussy in the world. I wasn't even able to say anything, all that adrenaline fucked me up. I don't see any point in live now. Fuckin normies ruined everything. I don't know what to do. Give me some advice robots, please.English is not my first language, because I live in a shithole country, sorry for mistakes
Fuckin ritalin, addelar and modafinil are baned in country. I don't even know what type of pills can help me. Therapist gave me shitty antidepressants, because of which I was losing my mind even faster.
Confident, original bump
There's only one solution...
A glorious one...
