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>tfw no boys want to rub my smelly girl feet
post feet or get the fuck out of here frogposter
>>27697225
>>tfw no boys want to rub my smelly girl feet
I'm not really into feet but I'd do it if you're a real girl.
>>27697225
PLEASE BE IN NORTH CALIFORNIA
>you help her with her Calc 3 homework
>Chad gives her a taste of his bonework
>you take her out to the movies
>Chad jizzes on her boobies
>u want her
>chad has her
>You just want to give her the dicky
>Chad already gave her a hicky
>be me, 24 year old uni dropout cause of schizophrenia
>people at psych ward tell me to get back at it
>fully pumped, waiting to start the next semester
>go into class
>get into groups of 4
>leave class
>dropping out of uni
Nothing is easy on this fuck craphole. There can't be just an easy class where you have to study and take tests, nope.
Yeah it's like these institutions think people are incapable of learning things by themselves
I wound up dropping out because of group work too. Tried going back a year ago but the same shit happened. It's just too much, even with meds I become terrified the moment we need to find partners or groups.
Guess I'll just have to settle for being that 65 year old guy working a retail job with teens and college students.
>>27697125
I dropped out because of schizo too, age 19. Lasted about 2 weeks before I started showing symptoms. Psych ward by the second month, and not even my family wants anything to do with me. Been 2 years now and I'm sort-of stable and looking at going back.
Fucking terrified the same thing will happen to me when I go back though. I volunteer at a homeless shelter just for basic social interaction and so that I can tell my doctor I'm doing -something-, and even that gets too much half the time.
Sex is overrated, guys.
Go hug someone, do something good, just don't let yourself be ruled by a need for sex. It's not worth it.
It's like. Sweaty and gross and only worth anything at all as an expression of emotion/intimacy. Even then, chasing if is just measuring your worth by whether or not someone else will let you do that with them.
It's useless and all it is is pandering to a useless societal list of criteria for what makes your a "man."
You're better than this, Robots. I have faith in my fellow human.
Even though I believe you I still want to try it at least once.
>>27697198
Respectable. I don't blame you. Just don't sculpt your life and your self worth around it.
>>27697085
Don't listen to this guy. Good sex is the most amazing feeling ever, apart from maybe some drugs. When you're staring into each others eyes and feel that rush of complete lust, you can't compare it to anything else. For that moment, you're completely connected with that person at such a deep level, you don't know how to process it.
Sex isn't everything but it's still an amazing experience. It just has to be with the right person.
Does anyone else go to the grocery store with their Mom?
Every Thursday is grocery store day and I get a special treat. We're leaving soon!
Have fun, anon! What treat are you going to ask for this time?
I quit going to the grocery store with my mom, always ended up in a fight. So now I just stay at home, comfy under the covers!
How old @re you, @non?
>>27697078
>What treat are you going to ask for this time?
this
What treat anon?
>tfw no gothic lolita gf
Anyone else knows this feel?
I'd rather have my cute boyfriend
Goth loli girls don't actually exist. It's time to move on fampai.
>>27697073
They DO exist, they are just picky.
>Be me in college dorm
>Enter communal bathroom to take a shiet
>Be casually sitting in the little cubical, doing my thing
>Some guy in the stall next to me
>All of a sudden shit starts smelling like rotting animal carcasses
>I've had some stinky poops before but this smell is completely foreign to me
>Guy next to me notices it and is disgusted, says whatthefuck etc.
>I can't even stand the smell of my own shit, think I'm going to pass out
>This alpha Chad guy who brings his speakers into the shower and blasts blackpeoplemusic asks whats going on
>Now they're both like what the actual fuck
>Laughing, banging on my stall door
>I be freaking out
>They do it for a while then get bored and leave
>I wait it out until everything is completely quiet then run out without washing hands
>mfw two Staceys were doing makeup shit at the sink
>Ew anon didn't wash his hands haha what a freak
Now my asshole is super sore and raw. I've partially stuck up a soothing chamomile baby wipe up there but I don't think it's helping.
Also, should I just drop out of college now or?
>>27696999
>All of this could have been prevented by simply replying to the Chads
Your reputation could be fucked for a while, so it's your choice whether or not you want to allow it to affect you.
>>27696999
nice trips op
alsothat little grill is cute
tht lil babey is so kute
why she crey??
Where are my australian automatons at tonight?
Thinking about killing myself and wondering how I'm ever going to 'grow up' and handle the responsibilities of being an adult one day.
/6035/ checking in
chilling in bed, drinking some mineral water
pretty comfy night
what you guys up to?
>tfw all Aussies I've met call me Dazza
fucking comfy as FUCK
Why are women so much more interesting than men?
>>27696937
Value by default.
Fucking lmao, that slut haircut and those type of facebook/insta posts always go hand in hand
>>27696937
>heartbreakingly beautiful scars
What the fuck does that even mean.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AMA/comments/4bifik/last_night_i_lost_my_virginity_from_a_guy_on/
Reminder the chances of finding a virgin over the age of 21 in America is practically impossible.
>>27696921
My friends and I call 2013 the year of the mindfuck. Or just mindfuck 2013. We were 17 and slightly sheltered I guess. We though taking a girl's v card was something that only happened like a year into the relationship and we all approached dating in an old fashioned walk her to her doorstep way. Then we found out some of the more innocent looking girls had done drugs and lost their virginty at 15. Fucking 15. You stupid bitch you were 12 three years ago.
One of them was like super Catholic too.
So that's why it's called mindfuck 2013
>>27696921
What are you talking about? /r9k/ is full of them!
>i was actually super turned on by the fact that it was a stranger
Even virgins are whores. What the fuck.
>joined gym 2 weeks ago
>only went once
Nice.
Where do you live OP? I'll go gym with you mate. I'm in Melbourne.
>join gym
>don't even go once
>they try to charge my credit card another month
>already maxed out so payment doesn't go through
>go to close my account/membership
>they say I need to pay them
so now I currently own the gym like $100. what the fuck, lol
>>27696931
Im not your mate, shitcunt. Have fun when the chinese comes to scoop up your properties
>tfw the world can easily do without you
>no one would notice if you died
There are people out there that truly love you, though. Shit to experience, laughs to be had, people to meet. It ain't over. Life is worth. Time marches forward with or without though yeah.. all you can do is grit your teeth, hope for better. Meme the pain away. If the pain won't go away embrace it. Reality can be cruel, wonderful too. Always something right around the corner.
>>27697005
We know that, we are just unable to achieve this for whatever reasons hold us back.
I can't be intimate with a girl, I can charm her into my bedroom but my deformed dick makes them laugh and leave. I can't drive, my anxiety kicks in at over drive. I can't even send my friends a fucking text because i'm that much of a loser, this is why i'm fucking alone and have been for years because I know that no matter how hard I try I'll never be truly happy because the things that give me happiness can not be maintained by someone like me, so it always flickers away.
Is tomorrow really gonna be much different than it was today, or yesterday? It's too easy to be in the same routine. It's comforting and crushing at the same time. I hope we all do something new and unexpected.
>>27696884
I'm getting a haircut.
>>27697518
damn, I am too
hivemind
>>27697659
I'm looking forward to it. It's in a little over two hours.
I'm looking forward to not having to move my hair away from my forehead or pushing it behind my ears when I put on my headphones.
I just want to clear something out. A lot of anons get confused over what is a nice guy and a fake nice guy. A fake nice guy is the one who acts nice with the desire to sleep with the girl because of said niceness. A real nice guy is a guy who's nice without expecting anything in return. And for all you guys saying Chads are the ones who get pussy? treating women like shit doesn't work. Proof: you're all still virgins. Ask yourselves honestly, have you ever seen a Chad surrounded by girls irl? I haven't. You know who gets pussy? The protagonist in a harem anime. You know why? because they are as generic as possible and nice to all the girls. The key to pussy is to not look like a freak and be nice to every girl you encounter. Do that and you'll get all the pussy.
>>27696840
>The key to pussy is to not look like a freak and be nice to every girl you encounter
Yea, you also forgotbee urself :^)part.
>>27696859
Robots usually have a nasty personality by default. So, don't be yourself.
You seem ti not get that people get the "nice guy" label applied to them after they develop feelings. I'm sure there are a lot of cases of how females tell it, because due to desperation some people will probably develop feelings before actually meeting the girl. However this doesn't make them not genuinely nice. The kind of friendzone guys complain about is the one where it is impossible to move from being friends to dating because you have to immediately be seen as a sexual option in order to date a girl, and some nice guys aren't comfortable with fucking people before getting to know them.
What can you tell about me when looking at my face?
You live a hard life. A true struggle.
>>27696783
you're white maybe
>>27696783
You have a cozy mustache, reminds me of mine ;)
