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Why don't you have a girIfriend?
l mean, staying alone is ok for a while. But always...?
Are you gay, anon?
I can't connect with others.
>>27695709
Yeah I'm a poofter
What's it to you cunt
I dont know where to meet girls i guess i could try going to clubs, you guys know any good places to meet girls ?
Who /half-asian/ here?
is ur mum asian or ur dad?
>>27695660
Not him, but obviously his mom's the Asian.
>>27695660
Mom is japanese, dad is english/german
Anyone else here swore off 3D and follow the path of anime?
From now on, all your efforts will go to personal development and no longer to misguided attempts at participation in the social rat race. Be free my brothers.
>>27695641
thanks for the pic friend
i can identify with this, ive fapped to 3D girls less than 10 times in my life, they just dont make me hard desu
there is no reason to try to talk with them, i spend all my time doing what i want instead of playing the stupid games of society
>>27695799
>i spend all my time doing what i want instead of playing the stupid games of society
This is the glorious path towards happiness. Never forget.
Without a certain purity of will you will become a low-key schizophrenic.
>tfw a teenager sees you and alerts his friends to your presence and they look at you and laugh among themselves
>>27695610
>going to places where you can be seen by teenagers
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>27695624
Dude, can you fuck off
I have that happen all the time. I don't even give a fuck anymore
Why are some people so mean?
Because they hate themselves so they try to project their insecurities on others.
Misery loves company!
Ask myself the same question every day I work.
Retail sucks ass.
>>27695563
Because it's a rush for some reason
Because we grow up in our youth watching people yell on tv and we think that's the way your supposed to be
There's other shit too but yeah, people suck basically
>10% of the grade is from class participation
You can get a note from a shrink to get it waived
90 is still an A
>mandatory privilege seminar
So that image is true. At least you're not a wagecuck, yet.
>Younger guy comes into office
>Tells me he's depressed
>Says he is lonely and can't get a gf
>He blames Chad and feminists for his inability to get a gf
>He says he is a "robot" and spends his time posting on /r9k/
>He says he just wa-
>Cut him off
>Give him lethal dose of morphine instead
ok made laugh ,to this orginal real life true account story you have just told.
The fuck you think your going to achieve with this meme?
It may last 1 year but it will fade and be forgoten then you'll be lonely man
>>27695472
kek
Harold's death really was a tragedy.
Whenever I look at r/gonewild or Instagram whores, I come away feeling furious. Imagine how nice it must be to take a picture of your ASSHOLE -- a smelly orifice where you dispel disgusting bodily waste -- and having guys fawn over it and praise you like a goddess.
Try looking at it through a non-sexual lens.
>"Hey guys, check out my stinky turd-cutter. I just took a burrito shit a half hour ago, teehee! Anyone want a sniff?"
Cue hoards of pathetic cucks, dick in hand, eyes shrink wrapped in tears, posting 'omggg so hawwwwt'
This sure is a brave new world we've built for ourselves lads.
Why are you at reddit?
>>27695482
This, originally.
This.
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>>27695448
OK. Nobody gives a shitee
I am a virgin. I define myself by the fact that I have never had sex. This is not healthy.
k.
bl0x
>>27695367
I'm a normie. I define a virgin male solely by the fact hes a virgin and disregard any other quality he has. This is considered healthy.
>>27695367
You're right, it's stupid. You know it's not healthy, so now it's time to figure out how to stop letting it bug you.
>tfw anti-depressants stopped working
Now I'm back to browsing this shitty board with all you underage faggots again.
I was gone for almost 3 weeks as well, doing other stuff like reading and just enjoying myself.
It doesn't feel good to be back.
>>27695330
DONT FORGET WERE ALL HERE FOREVER
>>27695330
Would that method actually work or am i getting my hopes up for nothing?
>>27695837
The helium tank?
I think it does work if you do it properly and get a tank with near 100% helium.
Scary though.
What does having a bf feel like?
fuck off you ugly cunt
>>27695308
I guess thats how it feels
It feels nice sometimes but in my experience they don't like to talk as much as girls do so sometimes you feel kind of lonely when they seem to not want to talk or hang out as much as you do.
Your girlfriend doesn't big boobs.
>>27695280
>tfw my fuck buddy does big boobs
>>27695280
I don't even have a girlfriend so the size of her hypothetical boobs is moot
My girlfriend doesn't even exist.
Which would you choose?
>you can't have sex ever again
>you get 100 million dollars
The 100 million and then I have sex
You need to word this better next time
>implying I've ever had sex
Give me the money any time
100 mil. Sex ain't that great, can still fap.
>all these fucking normies on this board talking about sex
What the fuck happened and when did it become /soc/?
>>27695255
I remember when you virgins got /r9k/ removed the first time
It was a nice board
>>27695255
Everyone has sexual feelings except the cerebro-sexual cuck.
>>27695272
>My gf and I are having a rough time :(
>I just had sex a month ago but I'm so lonely
It's like it's becoming one big ""fembot""
Can someone with braces who is over 21 tell me the cheapest route of getting braces? How much do you think it would cost? And as you can see, my teeth are spaced, so do i still need to get my top wisdom teeth removed?
All i want is my top row of teeth to be straight. That's all.
A girl once told me that I would look so much better with straight teeth. Please help me out, guys.
>that tyrone face
Shouldn't you be out fucking white "thots", you fucking normie tyrone?
>>27695132
Did she also tell you that you'd look so much better if you weren't a nigger?
>21
You're out of luck nigga. Unless you have a job with good dental insurance you're not gonna get cheap braces.
