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This is what I look like /r9k/. Can a guy like me ever get a girlfriend? How do I improve myself and all that?
>cool trendy haircut
>expressive eyebrows
>strong cheekbones
>warm inviting smile
>5 o' clock shadow
>broad shoulders
>has a stable job, women love stability
you're fine man
<insert chad advice about going to a tailor, getting a magical hair cut, losing some weight and lifting>
>>27700169
you call that a warm inviting smile
it's awkward and forced
What's the point in living when 7 billion other people are doing the exact same thing?
Tell that to a sub-atomic particle
>what's the point in trying to be a musician when there are millions of other talentless hacks trying to make it big too
>tfw your music will never be original - someone's already done it
>tfw your music will never be groundbreaking
>tfw seeing live music just reminds you of how much of a failure you are after years of trying
>>27700122
what's the point of eating a burger if someone else is eating a burger? because them eating a burger doesn't satisfy your hunger you stupid fucking retarded ass nerd
literally kill yourself right now, I'm done with you
Who /ABUSIVE CHILDHOOD/ here?
>>27700119
Tell me more op. I'm here for you.
>tfw there's cp of you online
>>27700119
>>27700409
pls share story
I'm not a robot
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>tfw you are the boy with the thorn in his side
>tfw you were looking for a job and then you found a job
>>27700078
But he was a whiny chad.
>>27700078
> Good job OP
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I look forward to seeing you :)
>>27700016
BITCHES AINT SHIT AND THEY AINT SAY NUTTIN, A HUNDRED MUTHAFUCKAS CAN'T TELL ME NUTTIN, A BEES IN THE TRAP B-BEES IN THE TRAP, BEES IN THE TRAP, B-BEES IN TRAPS
stop skippinh me u ugly fuks
im the cutest girl here >(
I'm looking for her minecraft mods, any tips?
Why do people care about this family? Why does their personal lives, who they date and so on even matter? Why do people care?
is kanye on that show?
no idea. its fake american "reality" show bullshit.
stupid people like stupid shit i guess.
>>27699939
It's the most important show on television today. Strong, intelligent, wealthy, superior women who do great things with their time.
They are role models for today and tomorrow.Not even joking. All the girls in my family want to be just like them.
*unsheathes sword*
Show me what you've got, anon...
*teleports*
I won't go easy on you.
*prepares his blade*
>>27699741
oh god.
In my days of having heavy autism I dressed the same.
I own a katana and I'm not ashamed of it
>>27699741
vocaroo.com/i/s0UUza1ZxcRh
Normies aren't just into pepe and wojoak anymore. they "get" post-ironic humor. they call themselves robots cause they stayed in last Saturday instead of getting fucked by Chad behind a bar.
We're hopeless, friendos. As soon as normies start adopting the robot identity we're fucked. We might as well be dead to society if we aren't already.
So here's the question: where to next? Do we die with this chan? Will there be a great robot diaspora across the Internet? Where's the promised land?
dare I ask what does post-ironic humor even means?
>>27699699
>Identifies with a peer group
>Doesn't consider himself a normie
There's none so blind as those who refuse to see
>>27699733
Stuff like this. Or cuck threads
sup bros? it's happening now the shittiest feminist stream on twitch. Please help us to teach those whores that womyn are privileged and CANNOT be robots
www.twitch tv/femfreq
>>27699697
>giving her attention
>implying she's even a feminist
>implying she's anything but a con artist
Just tuned in as it started. The chat is already bretty gud,.
>>27699788
do they have a schedule? this is pretty funny.
There's someone out there for everyone! Why not date one of these lovely girls?
>>27699686
Because they get superior Chad cock instead
>>27699887
Yeah, really. Even girls who look like that are capable of finding "a real man" with a six pack and a ferrari because they are entitled to it, whereas a regular guy like me who tries to get laid earnestly gets accused of being a perverted manlet rapist and thrown in prison. There's just no trying for the beta male anymore.
>>27699950
>>27699887
Truly cannot tell if you're memeing or serious. That is definitely not true
Where do you sit in class?
Who back corner opposite the door master race?
Backcorneroppositedoor master race reporting in. Really is the best spit tho.
I sit beside the hottest Stacy and assert my dominance. I make my presence known by making a loud ruckus when I'm going to my desk too. Gotta make sure to slam the book bag down too so everyone knows you've arrived.
>>27699663
Middle row, far left (only sets with left-handed desks)
So when will this board become /r9k/mk1 again? Didn't you people have enough with your sadfrog robot shit? Just go back to /b/ already, it has been almost 8 years. Get out
You guys are so pathetic it makes my skin crawl.
What part is it exactly you have a problem with? Not that I don't see your point, I am on your side, 90% of the stuff that is posted here on a daily basis is shit and a lot of the posters aren't progressing. Plus I am tired of seeing the same "WAH WOMEN ARE SLUTS WHY WON'T THEY FUCK ME" posts every other thread, its annoying and repetitive and the answer to their problems is so simple: either get laid and stop having hangups and standards or stop caring about getting laid and live life. But no, they all need their hole to put their dick in for some reason because they supposedly deserve it.
Since you probably weren't here I'll just go ahead and inform you: The whole "gentlemen" thing lasted for just a few months before the misogyny and no gf threads started. The gentleman shit was cringeworthy anyway and only came about because nobody really knew what to talk about.
Then the normals started really flooding the board with their rate me threads and it was almost unbrowsable for a long time.
If you want to talk about normalfag shit so badly why not go check out the millions of websites out there made for normies?
>>27699753
Dude. The "tfw no gf" spam didn't start till /r9k/mk2 was well established. Don't pretend to be something you're not, newfriend.
Hey r9k. I made a post 2 weeks ago after I uploaded my first Youtube video which was stuck at 0 views. I complained about how it's not fair that my video was really good quality and not getting recognized.
Since then I've gotten 100k views on my channel. I just want to thank you guys for being supportive. I think I might actually make it.
Link it nigger faggot whore
>>27699566
No. I never have and never will.
I did it all on my own. But got your encouragement.
Link it stupid idiot.
Oregano commento
What's the grossest thing you regularly do?
I unironically free bleed and leave my underwear and sheets for my parents to wash
Save my boogies on my computer desk until they harden and then I crush them up with my fingers. So satisfying.
cum into a big blanket
>have a great feeling erection
>but also have a terrible stomach ache
how do i deal with this feel
>have epididymitis
>continue to fap
>prolong the damage
WHY ME
Go take a shit/piss.
>>27699519
It won't come out. I just tried pooping and only a few little pebbles came out.
