>Be black sheep of family
>Dad treated me like shit
>Brothers avoided me in HS
>Only mom remotely liked spending time with me
>Mom dies
>Everyone is wondering why I don't call or visit them
>not the black sheep of the family
>about the only one of the siblings that has any sense when it comes to finances or common sense
>family wants all the newest technology
>they come to me to help them with it
>i explain it to all of them in the living room like their 5
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>>27698200
My Dad is like this.
I'm glad I'm his best friend, fuck his family. They're the worst kind of assholes:" the ones who think they're being moral in being an asshole.
>>27698200
They probably didn't treat you any differently than your brothers. You're most likely a lying ass hoe.
Is anyone else here mentally retarded? IQ of 71 here.
i'd like to say im slightly above average but then i'd look like all the dunning kruger retards on this board
>tfw 125 IQ
>not quite average
>not quite a genius
;_;
I want to die, i hate being a fucking brainlet so much
hey lads if you've never tried LSD i recommend you do. Real life changer for me.
>>27698174
How do acquire? In a college town, but I don't know anyone, not even anyone to go with me to find some.
>>27699642
Darknet
Get it delivered somewhere that isnt your actual adress. Get one of these post boxes for rent or something
The stuff on the Darknet is way higher quality than the stuff on the streets
>>27698174
>Real life changer for me.
Why?
Help me /r9k/. I basically walked barefoot in my house and i walked on a piece of glass, and it's stuck inside my foot. What should i do ?
>>27698061
Amputate
Nothing, simply leave it as it is. The glass is now part of you. You are now stronger.
>>27698061
get some tweezers dude this has happened to me twice. Youre going to need to get the shard out with the tweezers, maybe get a knife or something pointy and sharp too.
You might have to do some digging and it wont be pretty but you gotta get it out trust me.
So I ordered this doll online and put a Jesse Jane fleshlight inside it and I've been fucking it for a couple of weeks my mom found it what do I do she is talking on the phone and crying I'm 28 years old
That is not cool at all Familia
This is absolutely fantastic. Bravo OP.
Can you take a pic of the doll/fleshlight? Please tell me you can post a picture.
>>27698032
THIS. Pics or didn't happen
I NEED TITS IN MY FACE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
IT IS AN UNHOLY TRAVESTY THAT I DO NOT HAVE THEM IN MY FUCKING FACE
RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Lol nobody gives a shit dude
>Why can't I get a GF?
>Oi kunt shove ur tits in muh face
>>27697989
>>27697988
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING NORMIE CUNTS YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO PHYSICALLY NEED SOMETHING AND TO BE DEPRIVED OF IT
THEM SOFT FUCKING TITTIES GOTTA GOIN MY FACE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
YOU MUST ARRANGE THIS
I sure could eat some nuggers right now.
Also this is a paid cuckthread by blacked.com
youre welcome.
>>27697944
>being so fat you grow 3 asses
>>27697944
Damn that creature from behind is gross.
STRAIGHT OUTTA SILENT HILL!
>>27697944
"This is beauty"
No this is unhealthy and not very pretty
Who else /mischief/ here?
>need to shit
>go to public toilet
>see sign that says "flush broken"
>still take a shit in it
>feelsgood.jpg
>see weeaboo called Nagato online
>call him a faggot everytime I can
>feelsgood.jpg
When I go grocery shopping with my parents, I will get a soda and small bag of chips and when I'm finished with them, I will just throw them on a shelf.
Just today
>check out in the 20 items or fewer line
>have 26 items
Haha normies BTFO
Why is it that there is no place in modern society for beta robots?
There have been betas millions of years...
In 10 thousand years since the first low valley civilizations we have bot found a way to integrate betas into society?
Was it better to be a beta in medieval times? Or ancient greece?
>posting a bald gorilla
>not knowing that that male pattern baldness is a sign of high testosterone
deregulation of the sexual marketplace.
it's a relatively recent thing that screwed over betas in modern society big time.
>>27697969
he still looks dumb as fuck
>cleaning lady got here before i could leave the house
what do i do?
leave when she's cleaning the bathroom you fucking faggot
>>27697850
Lay down in bed only wearing some robes and no underwear.
Now lay down in that "sexy" position and smile at her when she enters your room
guaranteed pussy my friend
"Accidentally" walk outside your room naked with a boner
I tried it too, it didn't work but it has to sometimes. Or porn wouldn't make it the story line constantly
Truly, a greasy cheeseburger with cola is the pinnacle of food and drink.
The one and only heroin of food and drink.
>tfw be a burnedout NEET
>stealing bux from parents to feed my cheeseburger addiction
>tfw no Burger Anonymous near me
>tfw getting more fat obese by the day
no_regrets.jpg
This is a delicious burger mang
Hey OP please answer my questions.
Are you sexually/romantically into males? (if no, you can stop here)
Is your penis hidden by a large fat pad so it looks small?
Is it small in general?
Would you say you're more of a sad person or more of a mad person?
Are you nice/do you try to be nice?
Why do you create the same thread over and over you sick burger freak
Last two digits decides:
00 - 05 You're a Brahmin. You get to poo on the street, violate Dalit women, and burn Dalit homes, but you're only allowed to eat vegetarian food. You do not wipe your ass, and you must drink Cow urine instead of using modern medicine. You have a large inheritance, but you may not spend any of it on western things. You rant about the greatness of India, and abhor everything western, especially if it is American. You are poorly educated at Indian academic institutions, but have a false sense of superiority despite your poor undeveloped...
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26 - 35: You're a Shudra. You are a laborer, a peasant in the fields or a servant in the homes. You are paid poorly, do not eat well, and cannot afford to provide properly for your children. You too take your poo on the street. But you know that at least you are not a Dalit.
36 - 99: You're a Dalit. You are a poo sweeper. You sweep the poo street clean of poop. You are paid in rice and drinking water, which you may not draw from the well lest you make the source unclean with your touch. You do not eat anything else. You may not change your profession, and the punishment for attempting to do so is death. You will die in your late 30s or early 40s of chronic malnutrition and preventable infectious diseases from handling feces. You poo on the dirt path, because you are not allowed to poo on the high caste street. No one cleans the dirt path.
>>27697820
>>27697821
I am already a telugu Brahmin by birth so do i have to roll to figure out
>>27697871
You're a Dalit now.
who /catfisher/ here?
Right now I have 5 GFs who are all madly in love with me. Or rather, they are in love with who I am pretending to be.
All it takes is a little bit of photoshop handy work and fairy tale promises and they're wrapped around your finger. They think they've found a Chad who loves them dearly and is everything they could ever wish for. I have my fun with them, use them for to cull my loneliness.
And when it comes time I always break their heart. I like to think of it as a way of leaving my mark on them before they go. There are...
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>>27697782
Me, sort of. I mostly pretend to be girls to get back at straight guys that won't go out with gay guys. I don't even know them, but find them in chatrooms.
Some get so attached and I accidentally go weeks without talking to them, and they seem to miss me, but I doubt it since there are probably other girls/catfishers that keep them occupied. I don't feel as bad knowing that could be true.
I mostly do it for the erp and lewdness.
>smugpepe.jpg
It is funny because they think they are fucking with you too. Even your ideal fake photoshopped identity is being cucked. They do not love you.
>>27697782
Good it's done to men, fair game.
That feel when no yandere master That lives near me and that's mine and mine alone ;_; to make me fall in love with him and develope feelings for him and suck his dick forever until it stops working when his old
>>27697771
i am going to make you my gf
pls live in cali
>>27697771
>That lives near me
Where is that? Are you a girl?
>>27697823
where are you? are you a girl?
Does anyone else get really sad when they see attractive women? It seems like whenever I go out I always see at least one really attractive girl I would date in a heartbeat and it pains me inside that I know that I will probably never see that girl again. I know it might be creepy but I sometimes take a picture of them, not to masturbate them or anything but just so I can look at them and imagine what it's like to have a qt gf. Sorry for the long rambling post.
>>27697748
>Sorry for the long rambling post.
>Sorry
Gotta do away with this attitude mate. Dont apologize for shit, dont worry what other faggots think of you. Because thats all we really are. All of us, faggots. Together.
>trying to be normal and go to partys
>get drunk
>get depressed because I have no joy and see all this beautiful girls
>will never talk to one
>go to a few parties in my life
>80% of the time a woman there wants to fight me
I don't get it? am I that fucking repulsive to be in just the same room as? It's happened 3-4 times now all on different occasions.