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WTF, I thought you R9K'ers just where lying when you talked about Chad and Alpha and beta, shit, at first it was
7 out of 100 matches, but next time he got 42 out of 100, I set up a fake profile with a typical picture of an attractive guy.
I just can't imagine how it most be to be that attractive he got matched, with so many and almost all where attractive as fuck.
This seriously puts things into perspective, now I understand why groups like Nazi's, ISIS, and BETA uprisings exist, men need a purpose, a man can graduate, get a high paying job, and all that but he needs to be acknowledged to want to continue, if that doesn't happen he surrenders and starts playing video games heavily, and stuff like that, I know understand much better why almost all my friends refuse to get out and socialize.
Pic of Chad used on profile.
>>27704388
>attractive
do you understand what this fucking word means
you ATTRACT people when you're ATTRACTIVE
>>27704388
>attractive people get better results on dating sites
holy shit really
what is that feeling or condition called when you feel an insurmountable barrier between you and effective social interaction with other members of your species?
that feeling of your voice being weak and quiet; your words poorly pronounced. the dread and discomfort when entering into conversation. the complete dependence on other people carrying the conversation for you. the pathetic inability to generate any kind of interesting anecdotes about your life - not only because your life is an empty uneventful joke, but because it feels as if you lack the brain capacity to tell a half decent story or converse somewhat competently.
it feels like something utterly irreversible and it reduces you to a cold shell of a person who engages in the minimum perfunctory niceties but who can't make enough connection to even develop acquaintances who you want to talk to and who want to talk to you.
anyone else have the same experience? is there a name for it?
>>27704356
>anyone else have the same experience? is there a name for it?
Yes
No idea
Retard
wwwwwwww
>>27704356
autism spectrum disorder?
>Turned 22 today
>still a kissless virgin
How's your day guys?
Turned 19. Kissless virgin as well. Hugged some female friends at least...I guess.
Happy Birthday from us lonely fucks, anon. Go out and see a movie and get drunk by yourself, ignore the Stays and Ashleys for today.
>>27705253
>Stays
Stacys*
Does anyone else want to just say fuck it and become a recluse?
I'm sick of comparing myself to everyone else. It always comes out unfavorably.
Havent been to school in 4 months so im living the dream
>>27704353
Same, only it's been two years for me.
I'm honestly getting to the point where I just want to be a stereotypical neckbeard and just live at home, staying in my room all day into my 30's and 40's, if I don't kill myself before then out of shame, depression, and anger. I genuinely don't like mainstream society and people in general, even if I'm fairly nice all the time.
Just seems like betas like me get picked on very easily.
I have been a recluse since 14. No rugrats
Was he a robot? Yeah, he had money, girls, fans and drugs, but why did he do it?
Kurt was an alterna-Chad.
There's also no such thing as a robot musician or robot bandmember.
He was a failed normie, like 90% of this sites lurkers
>>27704285
Sort of, had many friends and went to parties. More of a robot in disguise.
We all know a certain percentage of the adult male population is an incel perma virgin. I highly doubt that there are similar numbers of 5'6 virgins compared to virgins who are 6'0+ however.
I'm a 5'4 male virgin myself and whenever I see other guys around my own height it's hard for me to imagine them fairing any better.
Any data exist on this?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Height_discrimination#Height_and_social_discrimination
5'3" reporting in, lost virginity at 14 and currently sitting on my patio next to my gf. Feels good man.
5"11 virgin kissless skeleton alone sad and now I just got a haircut and went from a 6 to a 3
Somebody please wake me up
https://youtu.be/rZApf9c8Tes
Wow this is fuck bad. Black veil brides bad...
>>27704234
Baby metal
>metal
>tfw not killing yourself because you wanna get good at guitar
I'm daydreaming about dropping out of society and life and becoming a full-time junkie.
does anybody know this feel?
life would be so much easier. the only thing you have to worry about is getting more drugs and you wouldnt feel any shame at all after some time
>>27704183
I'M WAITING FOR MY MAN
I'm already half there. It's not as glamorous a life as you'd think
>>27704183
just get on welfare my niggy
Dear /r9k/
I have a problem, my foreskin is too tight. When my penis is in erection I can only pull it back for about 3/4th.
Are there any other robots who have/had this problem, and what is a possible solution, i fear it might hurt when having sex.
I like hentai
Try to force it maybe if you force it will stretch and will be less tight.
It is time, goy.
What anime are you currently watching my fellow robots?
Also I'm looking for a dark gory , psychotic horror anime with a good story. I want to see normies + chads being smashed to pieces by a robots.
No normies aloud unless you are very sure that you don't have shit taste.
No females obv. It's a shame I even have to say it.
***********TO THE FEDS: THIS IS JUST FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES ON THE MIND OF A SOCIOPATHS KILLER FOR MY PHYCOLOGY THESIS; NOTHING MORE***************
ANIME ONLY
bonus points: cute lolis
more bonus points: beta uprising style
Relevant anime that aired today
https://my.mixtape.moe/ppmsdp.webm
Watching xxxHolic currently. It's pretty slow and I'm not sure if I like it. Also the MC is fucking annoying.
Utena crushes chads and saves a girl from them and almost becomes a Stacy. Good show 10/10
So I took some advice from some robots here and suggested to my fiance that we get a prenup and I tell her it's to protect both of us
now she hasn't talked to me for about 3 days, did I fuck up?
>>27704079
sounds like you foiled her plans
>>27704079
No, you did good. You outed her as a golddigger
>>27704123
>>27704135
This. Smart move, OP.
How much do you weigh /r9k?
I'm 186 right now, fattest I've ever been.. I really need to stop binging.
Are you a girl? If so, you've got it bad. The only way you're going to lose the weight is to do some speed, baby.
>>27704060
wut height lol?
5'10 ~132 lbs
>>27704060
191
I am such a lazy slob, I hate myself
What do you use to chat with other bots?
There doesn't really seem to be any kind of chat app that allows anonymous dropping in and out like the boards here.
>>27703870
>chat app that allows anonymous dropping in and out
explain?
but I use telegram, its the best messenger by far
JOIN MY AUTISTIC DISCORD SERVER
/FRIENDSHIP/
https://discord.gg/0uLZL9iKc20frUuc
>>27703895
Well I mean like how these threads work. Everyone has their own identity each thread, nothing is carried between threads. The drop in/drop out part is more about being able to come back to those anonymous conversations at a later point if you desire.
Doesn't Telegram require you to use your phone number? Not exactly anonymous. People like being anonymous, it's why they come to 4chan.
Anyone else doing /nofap? It's been almost a week, and I'm horny.
I've been replaying my favorite porn videos in my head, then I get hard and end up with blue balls. But I've got to stay the course. Any advice for self-restraint on this? Don't know if I can go much longer
>>27703829
Depression is a great tool to keep you fap free for long periods of time.
>>27703853
Don't I know it. I can go forever without fapping when I'm depressed. But I'm just now coming out of a depression, and I want to preserve my high libido. I can't risk blowing it right now by fapping.
Come on. I know it's not November, but there must be somebody else here who is trying to cut back on their masturbation habits. What did you find helpful?
Who here are in a relationship?Why do you still come here if you have someone that loves you in your life?
To me it feels like if you have a gf/bf you're more or less made to be happy. It doesn't happen instantly, but you're probably not being crushed by soul rending loneliness. So why come to a place that's so hostile towards you and a place that's based on people suffering from loneliness?
They'll claim that they're only here "to feel better about themselves, laughing at the losers" or some stupid cop-out like that. The truth is they're still completely empty inside even with a gf because they're just boring people that are just going wherever they're pushed, completely unsure about who they actually are or if their life is headed in the right direction. They're constantly brought down with the worry that their gf doesn't actually love them, she's just settling until she finds something better.
because it's a really shitty abusive relationship and 4chan's the only thing that takes my mind off of it
I had a relationship but she ripped my heart to shreds.
