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>every day that passes is at least one person's "worst day of their life"
isnt that mathematically impossible?
>>27701620
Every second at least one person steps in poo
>>27701620
"The figure above is of net births minus deaths, and is based on estimates provided by the U.S. Census Bureau of a total population of 6,451,058,790 in mid-2005, currently increasing at a rate of 74,629,207 (1.15%) per year, or 2.37 people per second."
Nope.
>you will never be japanese or of japanese decent
>tfw cant watch anime without being seen as weird
>tfw wasnt trained in martial arts since childhood
>tfw dont live in a peaceful introvert society
>>27701453
Watching anime is weird in Japan too.
>tfw will never suicide before graduating high school coz of intense pressure
>tfw never molested on a bullet train
>tfw won't ever have society accept you as the pedo you are
>>27701486
Hey, bullet trains are GOAT. especially for robots cause we dont drive
Who /never having kids/ here? Of course most of us can't get laid anyway, but I'm referring to those who wouldn't even if they could. What are your reasons?
>>27701432
I'm way too lazy, sadistic and unempathic to look after a child, little shit would be getting put up for adoption for its own well being
>>27701432
I'm gay so no kids for me ever, I don't date either.
>>27701432
Having children is like condemning a new person to 60 or more years of Hell just because you wanted to have a miniature you to relive your past through.
Who /antinatalist/ here? I consider having children immoral a priori.
>"I study Computer Science"
>study
>comp sci
lol
>>27701429
I don't study I also don't do my labs. Today I have some assembly language labs due that I am not going to complete.
I don't look like that I am a cool guy who understands what is going on in the world. I'm not some clueless asperger, I have access to the internet and I make use of it with self-actualization.
I'm a senior comp sci major, and there are actually a large portion of people in this department who look like the memelord in the OP pic.
Why are All women are like this??
>>27701415
you attract shitty women?
>>27701427
>attracting women
Leave
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TAKE THIS CANCEROUS SHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE
My psychiatrist recommended low dose of abilify to me.
Anyone taken before?
>>27701348
Sorry about the antipsychotics. You're not gonna have fun at all.
>>27701374
Redpill me on them please.
I've never been on any medication before.
>>27701398
You're not really gonna feel good or bad ever. It just kinda levels out everything you feel.
Also it might fuck up your motor skills.
>she never came back
>>27701302
Tis better to have loved once than never
>she with an ultra chad now
>she never came at all
Why can't I get a nice bf /r9k/?
Pic is me
Because you dont live in london. Is it really that hard to understand?
>>27701278
Well
>Your knee is bending in the wrong direction
>Your body proportions are just off and don't look right
>I think you have a penis
>And you look like an alien that poorly tried to imitate a human.
Fuck off stacy, REEEEEEEEEE
do you even have a penis or is there a grotesque festering dagger wound situated between your legs
>tfw I reject girls because I have an underage online gf
>tfw I'm going to be alone forever
I don't know what to do friendos. Me and this girl have been talking for 5 years and its making me reject all the girls who show interest in me. Me and this girl are really close and not in a betacuck "maybe if im nice to her and be her friend she'll give me pussy" kind of way.
origanel bump
is this the bump limit? i need some input on what I should do.
How old are you, anon? You already know what to do. You should stop talking to her and try and 'fix' your life.
Weekly reminder that it is NEVER, EVER, under ANY circumstances, in ANY event, smart to use chemical hair removal on your genitals.I speak from experience.
I dont even konw what that is, some pill you take to cause hair loss?
>>27701143
Chemical hair removal cream, such as Nair, is applied to skin and left on for a short period of time to break down the bonds of the hair.
>>27701143
He sprayed nair on his balls and now his peepee is on fire.
hello i am mary margarine
im lookin for good boy as a husband. im 58 and i live alone and i want NEET bf to make me dindins and rub my feet. if you want bad boy stuff i m drunk at night so im pass out you can have fun
please respond or email [email protected]
thanking u
>>27701103
>chocomail
Does that exist?
>tfw no granny gf.
>>27701103
>this is probably your future
>mary margarine
Different ways to wank.
Who has some tips?
I've always wanked the same way. And it's f ucked.
Simply rub your legs between your dick and squeeze hard. It's fucking ridiculous but it's how I do it.
>>27701080
You fucking queen.
I have just one tip, and I'll stick it in your bunghole if you don't stop being lewd.
>It's easy. Just go out and make your life the way I and every other normalcunt pleb like me wants your life to be that includes nothing you enjoy or are interested in!
>If you don't do this, it's your fault for not being happy!
>It's your fault if you're not happy! You can do whatever you want alone! If you don't want to be alone, change your interests to reflect mine and the mountains of human shit's interests instead!
>Normalshits think this is good advice.
>>27701009
>I'm a bitch nigga and I'd like to stay this way forever!
>>27701032
Any hiki from this board is 1000x happier than the average wagekuck. I'd rather kill myself than be a wagey.
>>27701032
I know you are. That's the point of this thread.
>Literally the only way normalcunts can understand the world is to try to make every single other person as boring, retarded and evil as themselves.
>Literally believe a person's worth is directly related to how much like them a person is
God damn you're cancer in human form.
Why couldn't I have a qt3.14 teacher who would rape me for the sole purpose of bringing my grades up (and cuz she'd like me ofc)
I always wonder which one of those fucking little faggots turns in an attractive female teacher who touched them a little
I swear it was probs some tranny faggot not wanting to get caught
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/utah-teacher-brianne-altice-defends-relationship-with-teenage-student-a6972656.html
Those kids must be mega chads
>teacher sexualized students to improve grades
>let's punish her
Or maybe shes onto something.
"If Jeremy fapped twice yesterday, 3 times on thursday and busted a but in my ass last week how much sperm did he release if males on average produce 80-100 million first shot"
>>27700939
Because you're fat and smelly.
DONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOTT
Too bad
This comment would've been better if it was original
>>27700927
I WANNA BE THE MINORITY
>>27700927
ALL ACROSS THE ALIENNAYSHUUNN
O
KAAAY
