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>tfw blizzard shuts down nostalrius
Except that didn't happen and it's not possible.
>>27705296
>Except that didn't happen and it's not possible.
they already sent the C&D bruh
>tfw too undisciplined/lazy to level on vanilla
its: dentist stories
>be me at dentists
>have bad teeth
>getting new crown
>having some funk on gum
>dentist burns it away
>seconds before the stench of burned human flesh hits my nostrils have the taste of really yummy grilled meat in mouth
>realise I have tasted human flesh
>realise I have tasted my own flesh
>realise I am delicious
>having my teeth cleaned by a qt dentist grill
>cough slightly which makes me exhale, breathing right in her face
>she recoils in disgust as if she just smelled dogshit
who else /badbreath/ here?
That's nice OP, do you have cravings now?
>rarely if ever brush teeth for years
>drink soda every day as far as I can remember
>got two fangs on the top row out of place
>go to the dentist a few times
>"everything seems alright, but
you need to floss more"
>>27705372
thanks for making me kek
was he MGTOW?
is he an example for us?
Can he help us counteract the hijacking of Star Wars?
date rape hand wave
inb4 abrams says he's gay
Nah.
Obi went out and got himself some jawa pussy every couple of days. Rapes the little fuckers literally to death and then eats them.
Thinking about buying a fleshlight. What do you robots think about that?
feels great man but is a nigger to clean (which you have to do or it gets moldy) and I never even bother to put it in warm water or whatever autism
>>27705141
You're better off buying a whore, funner and actually real. They're about the same price honestly.
They're overpriced garbage and have shit durability, plus the shame of washing it in the sink afterwards makes you want to really kill yourself.
>masturbate at least 3 times a day thinking of my therapist
do i tell her
Don't expect sex, but otherwise go for it if you feel it's necessary.
No
You don't
Also never get an haircut you don't look better after it ,people are just being nice bc of social rules and shit
>>27705126
Yea tell her, you need to get this off your chest
>tfw took a MENSA test and figured out I only have a 115 IQ
should I just kill myself already? Fuck my life.
>>27705088
The average is like 100 flat. 125+ is ideal but you're gonna be fine.
>>27705105
yeah but I wanna be an engineer. Trust me, i'm fucked.
>>27705170
Mate nobody is stopping u
>tfw women your age are already getting wrinkles
I need to become Chad if I'm ever going to get prime pussy again
>>27705037
>"lonely" men are all this shallow
>>27705107
it's ridiculous. a few, barely visible lines on your face means nothing. they can be charming, even.
>>27705107
>>27705239
>yfw this is what the posts of roasties who have hit the wall look like
What do you feel when you see a random beautiful woman in public?
>>27704995
I think that I'd like to fuck them for a brief moment, than I realize that attractive women are a dime a dozen and giving a shit about someone because of how they look is ridiculous.
Best way to meet chicks is to just go with the flow of your life and associate with the chicks fate throws your way, approaching random strangers because they have nice tits is pathetic.
Feel a lot less more than I'd think.
I look, but they don't really make me feel anything.
Suffer Not the Chestlet to Live
>>27704959
titty thread? titty thread.
chestlets cannot compare
why
>>27704959
>>27705199
More like this. Its really hot for some reason. I like seeing women realizing they are genetically inferior compared to big chested stacies
>You will never date a pure girl
dass a pornstar isnt it
>>27704951
>remy lacroix
>pure
The only pornstars less "pure" than her are Faye Reagan, Jesse Rogers and Sasha Grey.
>>27704976
Yeah
Remy Lacroycks
hows that gf coming along brobots?
>>27704857
walked past her in the science building yesterday. I don't think she saw me
Got a gf, but I hate it.
I feel anxious all the time, I dont have time for myself and despite finally getting to fuck a girl, I prefer masturbating. I want to kill myself more and more everyday, but I dont know how to break up with her. Things are "fine" and shes a good girl, turns out that 25 years of solitude turns you into a person who cannot live with others.
Aye she's bevvied up
>this is pretty much exactly how i would look if i was born a girl
>have to live life on hard difficulty instead
JUST
>>27704729
My chest hurts everytime I see a picture of her
God damn
>>27704811
it's better than having to look at a female version of yourself and imagining what life could be, senpai.
I want todrawher
I WANT TO CUM!
I WANT TO CUM!!!
I WANT TO CUM!!!!!
I-I...I NEED TO CUM!!!!!
AAARGGHRAAAHHHHHHH!!! I NEED TO CUM I NEED TO CUM INEEDTOCUMMM!!!!!!!
What's stoping you?
PASS THE TOILET PAPER
I know! I know! I'm going through no-fap right now too. The worst is when you get hard and don't rub one out, and you feel all stopped up.
>18
>400$
>No car/degree/anythingthatcouldhelpme
what do? my mom is a fucking bitch i can't handle living with her anymore
Get into porn.
>>27704630
Dick is only average
>>27704656
Then consider suicide
>oldest brother makes 6 figures at some MIT research lab
>other older brother makes 6 figures at a law firm
>mfw i graduate next month with a meme degree but have never had a job and don't have any job lined up or connections or anything
who /loser boy of the family/ here
>>27704490
>tfw had so much potential for a college athetle
>Tfw over 30 full scholarships
>Tfw tons of free clothing and went clubbing with college football chads for my tour
>tfw was had great strength and physical potential
>tfw didn't accept them at all
>Tfw neet who decided to live over a pizza parlour and write pokemon fan fiction while watching anime and eating their left over pizzas all day
>went to college without ever working
fuck off rich scum
>>27704563
you ever wrote gardevoir lemons? cause i lap that shit up like mad
