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>you would pick water type starters
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Literally all the best except oshitwott
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But the Water starters are objectively the best every time.
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>>27708661
B-but I got Pokemon BLUE my brother already had charmander so what should I have done?

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Please dump your Lilith stuff.

Links, pics, gifs, videos, whatever.

She's extremely good at hunting down and deleting her videos. I've googled my ass off but it seems people don't use her name in the video titles anymore to stay stealthy. From what I can tell she has a lot of fans here so if you know where to watch her videos please help a fellow anon out.

She's my porn oneitits right now.
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Just pay for it with ur neetbux
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>>27708660
I'm this close to actually buying it

Her videos are really good
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http://pornelk.org/7869-lovely-lilith-loving-cuckold-cammodels-clips4sale-fullhd-1080p.html
does this help at all?

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>Adam Smith
>Karl Marx
>Joseph Stalin
>Adolf Hitler
>John Locke
>Ayn Rand
>Vladamir lenin
>Noam Chomsky
>Denise D'souza


Which of the ideologists do you identify with the most?
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>>27708622
hitler but i know hitler and hitler's era are never coming back
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>>27708622
Chomsky I suppose, but I won't pretend to know everything about him or his ideas. Likewise for the others, one of them is probably more accurate but I don't know them well.
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>>27708622
That image fails to account for the fact that without the ""capitalist class"" creating those labor companies there would be no wealth from labor.

Communism is the epitome of a memedeology

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>dad's yelling at me again because I don't have a good job
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>>27708607
Is that a fat tadpole or a frog on a lilypad?
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>>27708607

What'z your job?
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I take home $2K a month and do pretty much whatever I want with it. My Dad isn't pressuring me to move out and I don't have to pay for anything besides my own food. But his new girlfriend and girlfriend's daughter that moved is making me want to move out. They are fucking disgusting. They have 4 cats and 2 dogs. There's shit everywhere because they don't clean up after them. We've had cockroach issues the second they moved in here. My legs are getting eaten up my fleas. And I have to share a bathroom with her 14 year old daughter who is disgusting and mildly retarded. She leaves her used tampons everywhere. She somehow manages to shit and piss on the toilet seat every time. There's drops of her period blood all of the floor. And the retarded part, she talks to herself, multiple times I have had to clean up the bathroom sink where the decided to smear toothpaste all over the mirror. I saw her one day cook a box of stuffing and sprinkle it all over the floor like bird seed for the animals to eat. She watches those fucking Sprout baby TV shows and dances along to them. She talks to herself. Holy fucking Christ this child needs some fucking help. I thought I had it bad being socially awkward. She will wear two different fucking shoes to school. I one time picked up the dog shit and put it in her backpack. She cried because she got bullied. Bitch you probably have been getting bullied you disgusting autist. Fuck me up god damn. I had it good here. There were times where I considered murdering them because prison seemed better than living on my own. I researched for works what it was like living in prison and everything. I finally decided to grow up and apply for apartments. Fuck this life. Fuck women.

What now, robots?
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You're the one freestyling, Anon.
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>>27708492

Ask her if she would like a lethal dose of morphine
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>>27708492
Cuck?
0.0

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>tfw your sister is an absolute qt

Fucking christ, now that it's getting hotter outside she's wearing more revealing clothes and I'm erect 24/7

What do?
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r9k's standard answer is that you're just jealous of he revealing clothes and how hot she is, so you should just go ahead and become a trap
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>>27708483
you can probably buy a tiny chip and install a shower cam in one of the air vents above the shower. thats what im planning to do
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>>27708483
Buy chloroform and wait until some day your parents aren't home that night but you and your sister are. Then approach her during night while in bed and make her sleep for sure.

Next step is obvious :^)

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Bought these shoes, are they Autism shoes?
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>>27708475

They're not exactly acceptable as anything other than gym / running shoe. Were you trying to buy casual sneakers, or....?
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>>27708475
Red is always a stupid color for shoes in my opinion, but no, they are not autism shoes.
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>>27708475
If they're not normal sneakers, they're autism shoes. Its that simple.

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>tfw you finally get a job and your mom smiles and is proud of you
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>>27708429
Awesome! Good going friend! Hope it works out well
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Fucking normie


Just kidding, God job man, wish I could give you a hug
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>>27708429
whats the job? and I'm proud of you too

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Ladies, pls just be my gf already, I'm starving over here.
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>>27708317
Guybot reporting in, i'll let you suck my dick....
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>>27708352

I'm going to think about it. Thank you for responding.
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Ladies, pls. Come on.

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> tfw all your replies are threadkillers
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>see 30 minute old shitposting thread on front page of other board
>click on it to do some fun shitposting too
>"Thread failed to load, 404" or it 404s while you're typing up your shitpost
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>>27708291
Can you do me a favor and start replying to all fembot threads then, cheers.
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>>27708291
use your curse for the greater good

see -> >>27708537

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Rate my imaginary friends /r9k/
From left to right: Grumbo, Stripe, and Reachy
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First one looks sad :(
At least he has a cool pirate hook

9/11 all of them
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nice spicy doods

1/1
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>>27708353
Grumbo is sad because for much of his life he lacked any sort of moral compass. He killed a lot of people for money, power, drugs, or for no reason at all. After having surgery to remove a brain tumor, however, he can now feel emotion and is in a deep depression over what he has done. He often contemplates suicide, but the idea of killing anyone (including himself) makes him sick

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How do we stop these people? Does this not alarm anyone else here?
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>Guys this flavor of shitposting is actually triggering me
>Why isn't anyone doing anything about this for me!?

Stop being so scared of black men, Anon. Anyways, it's all cucks or extremely inferior blackbots who post this kind of shit. Try going somewhere other than 4chan you worthless dead-end neet.
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>>27708303
congrats OP, you got them to appear
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>>27708303

It's like their not even trying to be inconspicuous anymore. Damn.

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>finally get gf
>she has a hairy asshole
I wasn't expecting this
I thought girls were supposed to be smooth
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Hate to break it to you, but that means she either is or was at some point in her life male
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>>27708267
>>27708357

OP your fuckin gay
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>>27708267

this is why school shootings happen

ori comment

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anyone else get anxiety attacks here?

this only starting for me recently and it's scaring the hell out of me. i've always been antisocial and uncomfortable in front of crowds but recently i've been getting super anxious even trying to order from mcdonalds. my heart starts racing, my breaths become uneven, i shake, and i get stuck in thought loops as i try to calm down whilst being paranoid of having people notice

what the fuck is this and how do i stop it???
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anyone? someone else on /r9k/ must get this
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All my life senpai
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me too since 1996.
jesus.. seein it written is too much..
breath buddy just breath deep ans steady

>ywn live in glorious Nippon while working at home for a non-oppressive American company
Why. Even. Live.
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Why do people here want to live in Japan so bad?
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>>27708361
I just want to run away and go somewhere where my problems won't follow me.
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>>27708361
If I can't understand them, I can't understand them making fun of me!

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