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>tfw dad is raping my little sister in the other room again
Spy cam him 5 times,
Bring to police,
Problem solved.
>>27711265
>not joining him
>>27711265
Didn't you post this like a couple of months ago, I thought things got better.
now that the dust has settled
how good a job has the robot been doing
>>27711235
Its shit. It doesnt stop cancerous shitposting and forces anons to use blox posts. Pls delete it hiromoot
It is much better. Rebbit and cumblr are still just as bad but the robot's return is a huge improvement. Only niggers dislike it.
>>27711603
It was a big improvement but things have been as bad if not worse than before it came back over the past few weeks
Rate my onitis r9k.
Do it robots.
8.5
desu senpai senpai senpaitachi
>>27711124
7/10, she's alright.
Oregano comment
>>27711144
Nice dubs man.
so much oregano in this comment.
>tfw plantar wart
Fuck life.
Sucks, those are the worst
>>27711109
I have like 20 of them. Small ones though
I have a fuckload of planter warts on my foot, easily 30 clustered
I dump Compound W on them but its fucking useless. I cant just have a giant hole cut out either
fuck warts are gay
Why don't you just give in and become a cute trap?
Because I have broad shoulders, a wide face, big hands, and many other features that would preclude me from being a cute trap.
>>27711103
But I have, anon
>>27711775
>ywn fuck that qt mouth
Day 8 of no contact with my oneitis...I finally caved
Greentext incoming if anyone cares
>>27710985
What did you fucking do, Anon?
>>27710985
i dont understand why you stopped talking to her in the first place.
god robots are so fucking retarded. No, just because you ask someone to be your gf doesnt mean they have to accept you. get over it.
>>27711240
Shut the fuck up, you don't know shit she might have lead him on or anything
Why are their so mane normalfags on /r9k/ tonight? This is OUR board. Every other place on earth is yours you gotta come here?
>_<
>>27710963
Someone should do something.
normal fags actually call out the shitposters, you fags just let them cuck you with nigger shit.
Eh, it's shuck the content a bit, which has been nice.
Do you think you'd have better luck with women (and life in general) if you were born c.1900?
Pic semi related: qt silent film actress
I would be married by now and have 5 children.
Modern women don't know how to shut the fuck up and stay in the kitchen. A woman has no place in the workforce, politics, or education.
>>27711000
>I would be married by now and have 5 children
You'd almost certainly be dead by now.
Well both my grandfathers were chad womanizers. But then again they were attractive. But i still feel like it would be easier though in some aspects. For one they were a little less intimidating to approach back then plus there was no social media that you had to have or else you would be percieved as weird. I also feel like if you are a loner and dont have a social circle now it is harder. Not to mention they werent all able to just bang the chaddy 1 percent of guys so they had to rely on getting the rest of men and were focused on getting married and taken care of quickly before they get old. I feel it would be pretty easy to play them if i went back in time. Overall i think the chads would dislike it because they couldnt have sex with a new girl every week however for the rest of us we would do better than we do now. If i were to approach a girl on my level of attractiveness in 2016 vs 1916 i would do much better in 1916.
>go to work, do my thing for a few hours
>qt 8/10 customer I helped a bunch comes up to me while I'm sitting around working on something
>starts conversation, tells me I'm funny, asks me a bunch of questions
>says "OK, well, I'm gonna go now." and stands there as if expecting something
>respond "oh OK, have a nice day! see you again soon I hope!"
>"yep!"
>boss comes over and says, "Wow Anon I think she was really crushing on you. Why didn't you get her number?"
>realized in retrospect that she was definitely flirting with me and expecting me to ask for her number
>mfw
kill me, robots. end my life.
>>27710910
Play hard to get anon, make her work for it
>>27710959
apparently that's what I did
but only by accident and through crippling social anxiety
I feel you familia, I was at the grocery store the other day and this bitch asked how my day was going, I tell you man these hoes thirsty as fuck out here.
Is he okay?
Be honest
>>27710896
He either got a gf or died.
>tfw no steam friend to play video games with or watch anime together and be comfy
>>27710937
Neither of those are true actually.
I got one email from him 2 years ago.
>multiple daily fembot threads
>several daily/hourly shitpost threads that are literally the same thing over and over
>more /b/ cancer
>more people talking about their significant other
what happened? this board was a decent incel refuge at one point
>>27710893
What happened? Pepe happened. As it got more popular the board population changed. Idiots like you who sponge post and frog post ruin this board
>>27711029
>spongeposting is on the same level as frogposting
nofunallowed.jpg
>robot came and killed hmmmm threads just when they just started to take off
What are the reasons you should be sterilized for?
Are you short?
Stupid?
Mentally unstable?
Do suffer from anti-social behavior?
Any genetic disorders?
Allergies?
3 or more of family members have had cancer?
Tell us why you should not breed even if given the chance?
>Pic for a good male spiceman who should impregnate your wife for you so that your kids can have a happy good life
>ugly
>mentally unstable
>history of alcoholism in family
>and diabetes
I'm trans I'm already sterile :)
Otherwise I'm a juvenile diabetic, I'm pretty stupid, and probably have a few personality disorders.
>tall
>natural strength
>high IQ
>Autism
Just fuck my genetics up senpai
Why isn't there a /fem/ board on 4chan like there is on that other chan?
We are seriously lagging behind here. Any other fembots want /fem/?
Not even a girl but I want a /fem/ board to shitpost in
>>27710803
>implying it wouldnt just become guys pretending to be anime girls in /cute/posting threads
i wouldnt even have a problem with that though
>>27710803
FemANON here.
Fembots do not fucking exist, stop shitting up this board with this annoying fucking meme.
GIRLS CANNOT BE ROBOTS. I am alone because I choose to be alone, I will never know the fucking pain of being truly alone.
If anything the question should be if men should have their own board with no women allowed, free from this cancerous bullshit.
>billions of girls in the world
>not even one likes you
Why does this happen
>white guy
>doesn't know that 3/4 of the world's women would kill for the chance of being with him
White people can't be robots, get out
>>27710781
Because you live in a western nation in 2016, there are millions of girls who would kill to get you, but you'll never come in contact with any of them.
>>27710781
You've met 1% of those girls you fucking drama queen
I consider myself a perfectly straight guy (I don't even like traps) but I am extremely interested in female beauty, fashion and stuff.
I already know how to curl, straighten and braid (french and dutch braid) long hair.
Am I turning gay or something or is this somewhat normal for a straight dude too?
Also, I'd never let my hair be long and I wouldn't apply makeup on my face unless I'm just trying to learn and I'll wipe it off afterwards.
I'm thinking of starting on a hairdressing course this summer
What do you think about all this? Any stories? Am I homo?
I apologize for the quality of the image. I only noticed now
>>27710733
>Am I homo?
If you have to ask...
In all seriousness though, this isn't really normal for a guy. I personally don't mind watching it being applied. It's oddly relaxing, with all the sounds, and the meticulousness of it... but I'd never put that shit on my face nor does it intrigue me enough to pursue more information about it.
>>27710773
I really wouldn't apply it on my face either. Even for practice it would creep me out a little and I would much rather do it on a girl. I absolutely love what it can do though. Besides making a girl prettier, hiding imperfections and enhancing the good stuff, it can also create a character and shit.
I originally started getting interested in hair stuff because of my female best friend, and it slowly escalated to me being genuinely hype when she asked me for fashion advice, eventually me watching some makeup tutorials and enjoying those a lot.
