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Guys, what's this really all about? Why are we here? What's the point of all of this?
>>27714273
I'm personally trying to score some dexies.
See: my thread.
>>27714273
Apparently sex, because that's all anyone talks about or thinks about anymore. Everyone's motivation for doing anything can be linked to sex. Think about that for a while.
>>27714273
feeling good all the time
why don't you just get a dakimakura and an onahole and remove women from your life completely?
you will be much happier if you do
Need to make more whites. Nobody's really going to be happy for life with a computer and a fuckpillow
>>27714267
I already have both of those and I'm thinking of importing a pair of japanese panties to wear while I masturbate.
Life is a beautiful gift
>>27714307
Nobody's going to be happy for life.
If you had a son would you tell him to be good boy or would you teach him the redpill? I wish I was taught the redpill when I was younger.
I'd probably screw a son up if I had 1 and because the lord works in trollish ways, he'd never give me a daughter
>>27714260
You don't exactly tell him "hitler did nothing wrong" when he's three, you should let him figure it out.
>>27714341
I was women like nice guys and that they deserve something good. This is why I always rejected women because I didn't have anything to offer them. If I knew they were whores that follow their slave instinct to be a slut without brain and any emotions I might do something with them.
what should i name my civ cities? there needs to be a theme
Name them after condiments you would put on tendies, like Honey Mustard, Barbecue and Ranch.
just number them, or name them for the surrounding landscape so it is easier to remember where they are, eg north plains or west mountains
name them after dank memes what else
prove you're an oldfag with your encyclopedic knowledge
what kind of music do girls listen to?
Every grill I've ever known either had absolute dogshit taste in music, or was a stoner and liked halfway decent taste but only because their stoner boyfriends turned them onto it.
>>27714219
>Stacys
Music they can dance to
"anything reli xx" except non-chart music
>"Not like other girls"
Black Veil Brides, Sleeping With Sirens etc.
Depends on the girl, it's typically basic as fuck though.
Girls just aren't taught to seek out their own taste and think for themselves. Conforming is the norm for women.
>tfw little brother got a job and is moving out while I'm still unemployed and my parents hate me
>mfw I crapped in his suitcase just now though and he probably won't find out until he's at work because he has congenital anosmia
>>27714217
Why would you do this? Are you a child?
>>27714231
I'm 29. I just don't have a job.
Hahaha, suitcase is now a poopcase
Why can't women talk about subjects in a broad or abstract sense?
Every time I talk to a woman about news, politics, sociology, philosophy, history, or even popular opinions she always wants to make it about me or her.
You can say something like
>"the millennials were all taught you were a failure if you settled for merely passing on your genes"
and a woman will always a have a response like
>"Well, why don't you do this X thing and maybe you can meet a girl?"
They always deflect discussion towards personal subjects. Where does this come from?
Females reading this: it's not helping. Don't do this. Don't change the subject. Keep it light. Keep it impersonal.
>>27714211
this is sadly true most of the time
>think girls are into nature and animals, that sort of stuff, because most of them like pets
>be talking to a girl about some mind-blowing facts about certain marine animals, their basic anatomy and what makes them special in the animal kingdom
>basic biology stuff I've watched in documentaries and read in books, some damn interesting shit
>replies with something along the lines of "wow, that's pretty cool, guess I should stop watching so much of the kardashians and watch some documentaries"
>mfw she actually replied that, I shit you not
>10 seconds later starts talking about who is dating who and stupid dating bullshit with me and some other girl sitting near her
>mfw she managed to change the topic so quickly like she wasn't interested in the first place
>mfw one of the few things she cares about are the kardashians and dating
>>27714613
You were talking about fucking marine animals to a stacy you dumbshit? This is autistic as fuck.
>>27714677
forgot to mention we were in a biology class
my bad
Hey r9k, are these autism shoes?
Post shoes I need to avoid or throw away
Pic is me irl, I have aspergers
>>27714234
If you understand that you have assburgers and wear autism shoes why do you do it?
>>27714186
Converse are fine, they're the best/fa/-approvedrelatively cheap shoe you can wear.
>cheating on my fembot gf with a hotter stacy I met at university
>>27714108
Congratz. Once you graduate from practice gf it really isn't so hard at all.
>>27714108
Don't cheat you douchbag
>Female cheats
REEEEEEEEEEE
>Anon manages to cheat
Wow, congratz man, much graduation, practice gf
>his computer has a discrete GPU
>>27714085
I hate it when that happens!
>googles "GPU"
computers amirite? Can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em!
>>27714085
>Only 4gb of ram
>>27714286
>tfw DDR2
>tfw mobo is a decade old
Dad woke me up for no apparent reason at all, I was sleeping like a baby, this is the one night I actually need to be properly awake & alert for. Can any kind NEET part with some pharmaceutical amphetamine? Nothing less will suffice. >Adelaide, South Australia.
>>27714035
Go back to sleep you meth head
what's happening that you need to be alert for?
my recommendation is to go to a high school and ask around for adderall.
what is the point of this thread? some junkie kid whos dad worries about him. nobody can give you drugs right now.
Jesus fucking Christ help me I'm taking a shit in a public bathroom and someone just went in the stall next to me and they're shitting too.
I can't handle this they're farting and burping and grunting my autism is too much for this I want my mom help.
>>27714001
Say "Ew" every time they make a noise
>put effort into making as little noise as possible while shitting
>guy comes in and takes a loud grunting, panting shit
Why do I even bother
>>27714040
>>27714048
I'm fucking trying to wipe my ass as quietly as I can he's over there watching buzzfeed videos and chuckling Jesus kill me I can hear the poop coming out of his asshole
I really feel like bustin a nut, but I have to go to a lecture
>>27714000
SPEED FAP
>>27714014
HURRY, YOU DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
>bustin a nut
Why are there absolutely no terms to refer to sex and masturbation that aren't cringey, forced, or awkward as hell?
Holy shit you guys fucking suck. Where is the actual funny or interesting shit robots?
there is just a never ending stream of
>tfw no qt gf
>i'm gonna kill myself
>muh depression
Get a life you fucking faggots
>>27713993
This board has been absolute garbage for months. Adapt or leave
There are other boards on this website, fuck off to one of them.
>>27714006
>months
What op is describing has gone on for years. Feelfags are robots now, get used to it
Reminder that most "Chads" are just everyday 5/10's with confidence, fame, and money.
>>27713949
>everyday 5/10's
>fame, and money
yeah dude your average guy is rich and famous xD
>>27714037
I'm talking about 5/10 looks you aspie. Most celebrity males look average.
>>27713949
Yes, Brad Pitt was just a 5/10 until he decided to be confident, famous and rich
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