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Anonymous
2016-04-08 07:45:55Post No.27718934
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:45:55 Post No. 27718934 [Report] [View thread]
Guys what are some good websites to make online friends? I'm lonely as hell.
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:53:04 Post No.27719019
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:53:04 Post No.27719019 [Report]
>>27718934
People online don't want to be your friend, at most, they would just 'befriend' you so they would feel less lonely, but would have no actual emotional attachment. They'd ditch you as soon as they weren't lonely themselves. Trust me, I've been in this situation.
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:53:48 Post No.27719028
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:53:48 Post No.27719028 [Report]
I want some robots to talk about how to become an hero, kill normies, cut their eyes out and so on.
Talk about their hate towards women while playing video games.

>pic related, me
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:53:48 Post No.27719029
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:53:48 Post No.27719029 [Report]
>>27718934

Who's the goth girl with the big eyes?

Try using discord.
Anonymous
2016-04-08 07:45:38Post No.27718932
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:45:38 Post No. 27718932 [Report] [View thread]
Well /r9k/, here is a story:

> 20 year old virgin without having ever gotten a gf, kissed, held hands etc.
> over the last couple years, give in to the fact that I like cock and am probably bisexual.
> get on a gay dating app
>connect real well with a guy close by
> we start hanging out
> watch starship troopers, cuddle, have a great time
> he comes over to sleep over at my place
> we spoon and then end up having sex
> mfw I went from lonely kissless virgin to loved guy in a relationship in 3 weeks

What the fuck.
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:46:22 Post No.27718940
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:46:22 Post No.27718940 [Report]
pathetic but predictable in the modern world
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:48:00 Post No.27718956
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:48:00 Post No.27718956 [Report]
Are you a top or bottom?
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:48:18 Post No.27718961
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:48:18 Post No.27718961 [Report]
I want to fuck a twink boy in the ass but not suck his dick or do anything gay, however he can suck my dick. Do you think I could find such a person on a gay dating app?
Anonymous
2016-04-08 07:43:33Post No.27718903
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:43:33 Post No. 27718903 [Report] [View thread]
>walking through bottom floor of my appartement
>see some girl standing in her neighbor's doorway just chatting
>sees me and immediately shuts the fuck up and walks away
I think I have seen her around but I have no idea who she is.
What does this mean?
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:45:16 Post No.27718929
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:45:16 Post No.27718929 [Report]
It means she's nervous as hell around strangers, thinks you're a freaky motherfucker, or just generally doesn't wish to inhabit the same space as you.
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:47:10 Post No.27718949
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:47:10 Post No.27718949 [Report]
>>27718929
do you think it might be because im brown
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:51:14 Post No.27718998
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:51:14 Post No.27718998 [Report]
>>27718949

How big and brown are you, and how small and white is she
Anonymous
2016-04-08 07:42:54Post No.27718895
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:42:54 Post No. 27718895 [Report] [View thread]
Women, why do you come here?
This is a sanctuary for the lost and wretched. There are no orbiters for you to plunder.
Please, leave quietly.
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:45:24 Post No.27718931
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:45:24 Post No.27718931 [Report]
>>27718895
For the attention, obviously. And if you've seen the fembot threads, they find plenty-- of both attention and orbiters.
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:47:49 Post No.27718951
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:47:49 Post No.27718951 [Report]
It's cathartic to witness the sadness of others.
I'm sad because my brain's broken and retarded.
I also like making pissed-off frogposters mad because it feels like I can deflect my own unhappiness by spoiling somebody else's enjoyment.
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:49:19 Post No.27718975
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:49:19 Post No.27718975 [Report]
>>27718895

Attention, shit posting. I wonder how many men shitpost on cgl.
Anonymous
2016-04-08 07:40:39Post No.27718862
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:40:39 Post No. 27718862 [Report] [View thread]
Whats wrong with being a beta cuck?
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:43:54 Post No.27718911
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:43:54 Post No.27718911 [Report]
>>27718862
sauce?
originla
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:46:27 Post No.27718942
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:46:27 Post No.27718942 [Report]
>>27718911
it's directly from the anime
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:52:19 Post No.27719011
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:52:19 Post No.27719011 [Report]
>>27718942
ep?
Anonymous
2016-04-08 07:39:42Post No.27718849
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:39:42 Post No. 27718849 [Report] [View thread]
Who here /calico gf/?
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:40:30 Post No.27718860
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:40:30 Post No.27718860 [Report]
Its just like my animes
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:40:50 Post No.27718863
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:40:50 Post No.27718863 [Report]
>>27718849
>>27718860
this is makeup
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:40:57 Post No.27718867
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:40:57 Post No.27718867 [Report]
>>27718849
she's actually pretty cute tbqh famfam
Anonymous
2016-04-08 07:32:59Post No.27718766
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:32:59 Post No. 27718766 [Report] [View thread]
Gonna break up with boyfriend today. Dubs decide what i say to him
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:34:25 Post No.27718785
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:34:25 Post No.27718785 [Report]
your dicks too small, I'm breaking up with you.
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:34:32 Post No.27718788
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:34:32 Post No.27718788 [Report]
go back to /b/ you worthless faggot
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:35:31 Post No.27718798
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:35:31 Post No.27718798 [Report]
fuc u bich ass nigga
Anonymous
2016-04-08 07:31:22Post No.27718746
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:31:22 Post No. 27718746 [Report] [View thread]
>reply to post with extremely hostile reply
>close tab
>never visit thread again
I won
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 09:01:02 Post No.27719796
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 09:01:02 Post No.27719796 [Report]
>>27718746
Fuck you orwginal asshole !
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 09:02:47 Post No.27719808
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 09:02:47 Post No.27719808 [Report]
>chimp out
>write incredibly long paragraph pointing why he was wrong and opinion
>thread has been pruned or deleted
He won
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Sandusky 2016-04-08 09:02:47 Post No.27719809
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Sandusky 2016-04-08 09:02:47 Post No.27719809 [Report]
how old are you? answer honestly.
Anonymous
2016-04-08 07:31:08Post No.27718744
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:31:08 Post No. 27718744 [Report] [View thread]
Did any of you robots had a special talent that just never materialized due to you being a robot?

>be great at soccer as a kid in middle school

>friends say I would one day be a pro

>go to a training camp 1st year of high school for one of the best clubs in my state and impress with a goal and an assist

>never went through with it due to being insecure about myself and not having any friends there to support me

>decide to just go the school route

>currently am fucking up in college as a second year

I could have been a great player but life cursed me
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:36:14 Post No.27718805
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:36:14 Post No.27718805 [Report]
Yeah I'm technically good too but I just can't run enough
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:37:01 Post No.27718817
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:37:01 Post No.27718817 [Report]
sucks man

thankfully most people are just average no talent losers so they never feel bad about not living up to high expectations

Although I guess you could say that most robots have failed to live up to even the lowest of expectations like "go outside" or "get a job" or "have any sort of social life"
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:54:28 Post No.27719040
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:54:28 Post No.27719040 [Report]
>>27718817
True. But knowing you're past the age where you can dream kills me
Anonymous
2016-04-08 07:30:17Post No.27718734
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This kid beat me on competitive, so I found his info and his instagram, lots of pictures of weed.

I found a picture of him standing near a mirror, and it showed a license plate of the car on his driveway, which I looked up and found his address.

Should I make an anonymous tip to the police and destroy his life? One of his posts is an acceptance email to his dream university, or should I send it to his dean.
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:32:39 Post No.27718761
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>>27718734
I mean, I wouldn't because he didn't wrong me in any way. At most I'd deliver a couple pizzas to his house or something.

but hey man, if you want to do it I'm not going to stop you.
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:36:24 Post No.27718807
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:36:24 Post No.27718807 [Report]
DO IT U FUCKEN FAGGOT AND DEN VOTE 4 TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:37:08 Post No.27718820
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:37:08 Post No.27718820 [Report]
>>27718761
Nah man this kid has to pay.
Nobody beats me on competitive and talks shit without getting away with it.

I want him to have a record, I want him to never get a good job. Are pictures on his phone sufficient evidence for indictment? He's 18 so he'll go to jail.
Anonymous
2016-04-08 07:28:52Post No.27718720
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:28:52 Post No. 27718720 [Report] [View thread]
Why is music from Chinese cartoons so much better than normie music?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7UgSGN5USZQ&nohtml5=False

If you don't tear up by minute 3 you truly are a robot.
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:31:56 Post No.27718754
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:31:56 Post No.27718754 [Report]
>>27718720
>chinese cartoons

stopped reading fucking there
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:33:46 Post No.27718777
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:33:46 Post No.27718777 [Report]
>>27718754
At this point I think /b/ has more newfags than /r9k/
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:34:37 Post No.27718790
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:34:37 Post No.27718790 [Report]
>>27718720
Chinks try to do things well.
Anonymous
2016-04-08 07:18:59Post No.27718598
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:18:59 Post No. 27718598 [Report] [View thread]
>be me
>was 2008, 11 years old
>Started middle in the 6th grade
>The school I went to had this program where 8th graders come in every friday and teach us life lessons and try to guide us
>Taught us like we never had any common sense
>Was pretty fuckin' autistic
>Anyways, it was the first day and it was basically a day where we got to meet our leaders (James and Alexa)
>After we said our names Alexa had this great idea of a game, where we'd tell riddles, analogies, metaphors, etc. and we had to guess the meaning
>I was up first so I gave them this
>"High up, is where our future resides, through the confines of a single scope. The middle, is where responsibilities become relevant and we must better ourselves."
>"What is the bottom?"
>A kid named Graham Watson answers "Are you referring to different stages of life"
>No, I'm referring to the common school levels you attend, middle and high school
>It is elementary my dear Watson
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:23:49 Post No.27718670
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>>27718598
jesus anon, gave me a giggle, 10/10
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:25:36 Post No.27718689
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:25:36 Post No.27718689 [Report]
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP FUCK ALL NIGGERS WHO DONT VOTE TRUMP
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:35:55 Post No.27718802
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:35:55 Post No.27718802 [Report]
>>27718598
well aint that just great
can i have the sex because im gonna zim zam in the bippity boppity from the ceiling fan
and you will take off your clothes like vwooooooo
Anonymous
2016-04-08 07:14:37Post No.27718542
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:14:37 Post No. 27718542 [Report] [View thread]
>have a mental breakdown
>end up in the psych ward
>every guy there is a manlet

It all makes sense to me now. Never have my eyes been so opened before. I was there for 3 weeks and I saw 17 manlets in just my own block. There were 5 other blocks and when we had group activities all I saw were manlets. I did not see one tall Man my entire time there.
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:19:02 Post No.27718602
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>>27718542
Of course, but Normies like to pretend it's otherwise that's why they will ignore this thread.

I was in psych ward twice. First time I went to rehabilitation building. 90% ugly men, 10% ugly women. Men were small, had horrible faces, etc. There were 0 pretty people there. Rehabilitation is to make people socialize, get a partner etc. Majority of them poor and on disability.
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:19:10 Post No.27718604
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>>27718542
now that you mention it... there was only one tall guy but he was legit fucked in the head and fat in my looney bin
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:21:15 Post No.27718631
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:21:15 Post No.27718631 [Report]
>>27718542
gee, its almost like tall men are a minority
Anonymous
2016-04-08 07:10:21Post No.27718490
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who /solitaire/ here?
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:12:36 Post No.27718523
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:12:36 Post No.27718523 [Report]
fucking why tho
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:13:20 Post No.27718530
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:13:20 Post No.27718530 [Report]
My buddy did it in 13 seconds.

If you can't even complete a game in under a minute you don't solitare very well
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:14:02 Post No.27718535
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>>27718523
why not?

>>27718530
klondike or tripeaks?
Anonymous
/britfeel/ 2016-04-08 07:08:26Post No.27718465
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/britfeel/ Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:08:26 Post No. 27718465 [Report] [View thread]
Waking up to no britfeel yet again lads
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:25:58 Post No.27718692
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:25:58 Post No.27718692 [Report]
First!

oregonal
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:30:33 Post No.27718737
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:30:33 Post No.27718737 [Report]
>>27718692
It's just me and you senpai
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:33:59 Post No.27718779
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Anonymous 2016-04-08 07:33:59 Post No.27718779 [Report]
>>27718737
you and I
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