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Test time! How big of an autist are you?
Mine is 104, btw
>28
if I really tried and worked hard maybe I could get to Robot category, but Cyborg seems unrealistic.
>52
Not too bad I suppose.
>want gf
>fap
>don't want gf
>want gf
>drink
>desperately want gf
>you can trick your body into thinking it's having sex with your hand
Take that, God!
>want gf to fuck
>fap
>want gf to cuddle
>ywn be the hero chosen by the gods, rescue the princess, and save the land of Hyrule
Why even live?
>tfw I'll never get to wield a magic claymore and exterminate all those god damn mechons
>tfw Shulk was too much of a merciful goody-two-shoes, I wish I could just exterminate them all
>You will never be Zelda, saving hyrule & link
>ywn kill your gods
>ywn be free
I'm so fucking lonely, I literally can't take it anymore. It's been 5 years of NOTHING. No one. someone fucking kill me.
>>27714896
only 5 years?
get the fuck out
Just go outside and be yourself, you'll make friends in no time
>>27714927
Dude that's half a fucking decade. How much longer until I'm accepted by you people?
how do you decide if you should fap or not?
It depends on how much humiliation you can take
>>27714895
I haven't been fapping much lately. I don't find thrill in it like I used to. I only do it now when I'm REALLY bored and I can't think of anything better to do.
>>27714895
I just fap every night. It's fun.
>tfw moderately racist white guy after looking into the debate on the IQ gap
>tfw also huge cuck who cums fastest when reading white extinction bullshit
>tfw extremely tempted to start looking for a black dom and become a gay slut for bbc
This is terrible. I really fucking hate my sexuality.
Do you know what fear is?
>>27714904
Yeah.
I'm also kind of surprised that was an original comment.
>>27714850
If its any consolation I'm sure some sjw out there would consider your obsession with black men's cocks and their use just as racist as getting them to pick cotton. Your cotton is just a quality orgasm in this case.
it has been 47 minutes since she hasnt responded to my message
>>27714846
At least you have someone to send messages to
>>27714846
reply to this post and I'll answer in less than 47 min.
IT'S BEEN SEVEN HOURS AND FIFTEEN DAYS
SINCE YOU TOOK YOUR LOVE AWAY
Back at it again here with another question
I mean most of you have at the very least have flirted verbally and physically with a girl a few times during middle or high school? even the slightest things like asking and then not giving back her sharpener or just strictly subtle eye contact between you and her?
no
goodbye
Male bodies are just so much more attractive than female's squat, fat bag figures.
>3rd grade
>girl tells me her friend likes me and i should "ask her out"
>ok
>sit at table where girl is alone
>"wanna go out"
>"ok"
>i get up from table and never talk to her again
technically i'm still going out with her
Go to this website
http://www.petittube.com/
Find a video and bring it back. Skip videos by clicking the banner.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CnvC37BTRsc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gR0jFDoMrvc
I just really find it interesting observing different peoples' lives for a small moment
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=NqbZaY4fSyU
>want to pronebone my GF
>literally the one position that I find the hottest
>no matter how I do it, my 4.5 inches dicklet can only almost get the glandis completely inside her vagina
>she doesn't do anal
>mfw
Not only it feels weird since I can't properly insert it, but it becomes pretty clear to her that my dick is a joke.
Feels bad man.
>guys with oversized clits have gfs
>I don't
What even is this feel?
Try a pillow under jer hips. Or a Liberator firm wedge
>>27714664
just go doggy or try to spread that ass wider apart. lie down and try to position yourself
>tfw all the cool artists and normies do hallucinogenics and other drugs
>tfw so lame you freaked out when you tried pot and got scared because of the delay
That's because weed sucks and makes you paranoid. Psychedelics are the way to go, but if you have a history of mental illness then they can just make you worse or possibly better
>the delay
wat
>tried to smoke weed once when parents were gone
>everytime i lit the joint it would catch on fire quickly and burn so fast it almost got to my hand so i had to drop it
>happened a couple times
>finally managed to inhale smoke a few times and literally nothing happened
If you were in charge of determining earth's fate and were the sole decider on whether or not to give an alien race the ok to nuke it, what would you do? You're immune to assassination btw
>>27714540
>not forming a alien/robot alliance
>not using this new coalition to genocide the chads and stacys
>not taking advantage or exploiting the alien race's technology to benefit robot kind
>>27714609
No but seriously I'd let them do it, I've had enough to of this world
I'd give them the ok only if the nuke wipes out all life.
Is there a female version of /r9k/ out there?
Where they all blatantly hate men but also hate Stacy for going after the ones they want?
Would they be the perfect ones for us?
It doesn't exist. Even the fattest ugliest women can get laid by hundreds of men if they wish to.
the closest thing is probably the forever alone women subreddit
Yes, but they live in an alternate dimension of misandry, where the matriarchy rules. They are perfect for us, but we will never meet them.
Daily reminder that even if you manage to find a virgin gf, there is a good chance that she has already been CANINED.
>>27714335
Did a woman write this?
zoo shills please leave
There is nothing you can do but submit to the BCC.
Which factor(s) would you say most women automatically skip that makes their logic so shit?
>>27714313
Being female
Original comment
>>27714313
>women's logic so shit
That's a broad generalization. Or should I say a generalization about broads! I'll be here all week.
>>27714437
The logic of the women who fit the description of what I automatically think of when I think of women, I meant
