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Who /shitinternet/ here?
>>27717797
>tfw decent internet
>tfw dl speeds only 1.2mb/sec
>tfw buy a new router
>tfw getting 10mb/sec dl
>tfw 2gb movie finished in under 5 minutes
i wish i had really good internet
TFW kik even can barely load, that's how shit my internet is.
>just had to call 911 for my mom
>she couldn't breathe and speak properly
Just kill me senpai
>>27717684
Luv ya bud
Poopybutthole
What happened op? can we get more info? it couldve just been a hypoxic event that caused improper speach
>>27717684
Why are you here? blo0x
What is the most unfair/unjust thing that has ever happened to you? I mean an actual event, not tfw no gf or manlet or balding, etc.
Some spic stole my bike and I feel like burning down an entire village.
>>27717635
Spent 7 years taking really high doses of antipsychotic medication which I didn't need. I had been wrongfully diagnosed with psychosis/schizophrenia when all I ever had was an ASD.
I've been close to brain dead for 7 years because of a bad diagnosis due to uninformed doctors, I don't think you can get any more cucked by life than this.
I spent $800 to meet a girl I had a long distance relationship with for 2 years and she got a girlfriend the day before I got there.
Fuck women, seriously, fuck them all. I couldn't care less if the entire female race died right now.
>>27717678
That's pretty damn rough. Can you recover?
5'8 isn't that bad right? You can still make it right? Plenty of rich and famous men are 5'8 and shorter. It's just an inch below the average. I'm even tall in some countries.
Haha r-right guys?
>>27717628
My gf is 5'8I'm 5'5
>>27717628
I dunno man, I'm just here to click the thumbnail and look at dat ass. And dem thighs.
It's a good height until chaddy mchad mr 6'4" stands next to you then you feel emasculate and realize you have bad genes and girls will always pick him over you
who /bpd/ here?
>>27717576
sup
original sup
10 for 10, it's not a real disease though, just the thought process of a defeated human bean
>>27717576
Not me lol
Must suck to be you :)
ITT: Post one song you enjoyed today and link it
>alliance - at dawn 1987
http://youtu.be/zwFC626lRT4
BlackBlack - Sophia
https://youtu.be/a8bG3-hsvJc
>>27717559
>>27717964
Royskopp - eple
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tf_ieWnu-SE&nohtml5=False
Omega - Gyongyhaju lany
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGt-rTDkMcM
Looking for good animu. never really been into it, been a filthy casual my whole life. I'll rate the ones I've seen so far and you should give me recommendations (scale 1-10, 1 being horrible, 10 being really good. 10/10 does not mean best anime ever created ever, just that I really liked it) Here's what I've seen so far:
Death Note- got really into it, loved the suspense, short and sweet and gripping.10/10
Tatami galaxy- Loved the concept, a bit hard to follow, like the unique artistic style, plot twist was noyce. 9/10
Monster- interesting story, bit too long, didn't like the art but maybe thats a sign of the times. 6/10
Howl's moving castle- funny, light hearted, imaginative. have also seen other miyazaki films 8/10
Patema inverted - loved the concept, great execution, good art 9/10
5 centimeters per second - amazing art, cute story. I've also seen some other film by the same studio I think which was about a student who makes shoes. I really liked that one too. not sure of what the studio name is tho. 10/10
I'm sure I've seen more but those are the ones that stick out the most in my memory. I spent a good amount of time hanging around weebs last semester so I've been exposed to a good amount. Gimmie recommendations robots.
>>27717550
WATCH NEON GENESIS EVANGELION IT'S THE MOST ROBOT ANIME OUT THERE
>>27717550
I fucking love Ryuuzaki and Raito
>>27717550
watch the first arc of berserk
"another" is a cool ghost mystery
there are better ones but i forget their names
Tokyo ghoul is good however i recommend reading the manga rather than watching the anime.
How come guys that sleep with a ton of girls are praised as gods while girls that sleep with a ton of guys are shamed and called sluts?
>>27717517
I have never praised anybody for sleeping with a lot of women.
Men and women are both sluts.
For the same reason that a bee who pollinates a lot of flowers is a busy bee and a flower that gets visited by a lot of bees is a lazy whore flower
Men that sleep around are desirable, and worthy of being envied
All women are desirable due to the presence of betas
I thought 2d was better than 3d until I saw Melania Trump. A man who can get her will make great deals for all Americans
>>27717488
>manface
>manfeet
Fucking trash.
Trump could do a lot better
make my dick great again to be quite honest family
ew look at those fucking feet gross
time to put the pedal to the metal
I am putting your entire life on DOXBIN and reporting your name, location, and this post to the FBI.
Have fun.
>>27718277
report these dubs while you're at it nyuggah
>>27718288
nice. verry nice.
>tfw she's kind of ugly but you still want to put your face in her ass
>you don't think she's ugly but she does
>and you put your face in her ass
You win some you lose some.
>>27717467
Her face looks not alright.
But her ass, I just want to rest my face in it.
My conscious doesn't rest well knowing her face is out of whack.
But her ass.
Her ass man.
Though I won't see her face I know what it looks like in my mind.
>>27717456
This is the most awful feel ever. Everytime you jerk off to her in your head, you have that underlying knowledge that you don't really find her attractive. It makes me anxious
>huge population
>cramped cities
>cities filled with trash
>shit in streets
>shit in lakes
>dead bodies go in shit lake
>drink, cook, and bathe with shit corpse lake water
There is going to be a huge as fuck disease that kills off most Indian people, right? There has to be. They live in conditions perfect for the spread of some crazy ass disease.
>>27717442
seriously, how are they not all dead? it's kind of amazing. maybe shit-corpse water is actually the elixir of life and they stumbled upon it by accident?
>>27717485
they breed faster than they die
>>27717502
well the gang rape really helps with that, desu
>stop smoking pot
>remember that I'm not actually in love with my shitty gf
I bet at least one other robot knows this feel.
>>27717398
Hahaha.
That sucks.
It only gets worse.
Break up somehow.
>>27717658
It's year five, I'm just going to smoke more pot.
Maybe one of us will die soon.
Even this cripple has a girlfriend. Why even live?
He probably has a great personality
He made infinity chan.
>>27717392
h-h-h-h-h-hot wheelz
![4620670-412804-surprised-male-doctor-in-his-office[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vSdsePW.jpg "4620670-412804-surprised-male-doctor-in-his-office[1]")
Just HOW many tendies a day?
>>27717368
like literally a million
A box a day
What is... a piss jug, and why do you have nine of them?
![confused-dentist[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/EdeDlx1.jpg "confused-dentist[1]")