I think its about time for a women hate thread again, post the most rage inducing pics/stories possible. Make me loath women even more.
>>27710717
a personnel favorite...
desu orginomno
>doesnt seem to be any single guys left!!!
And they say men are the shallow ones.
I'm feeling extra lonely today.
What's going on anon?
My comment was not origano enough my ass.
>>27710694
That's a normal day in my life
>>27710825
Nothing, that's why I'm feeling lonely, I feel like this was a filler day that didn't have any reason to exist
>>27710911
Sorry anon
Title says it all. There's a girl in one of my classes that I think might be into me? I don't know though; I'm on r9k, you can guess my experience with women.
Anyway we talk lot in class, and we've hung out after class a bit too (doesn't really work because I have another class right after). She usually talks to me instead of her friend next to her, so I guess that's a plus. We get pretty close - like physically close - when we talk, which doesn't seem normal and I think is a plus. She also said she tried to find me on normiebook but could (because I'm not on; take that Zuckerberg).
But we usually talk about class (mostly because I'm retarded and don't know how to talk about shit else). A red flag for me is that she talks about her (male) friends who help her with work. And now she's saying that I should help her study for the next test (I do well, she usually doesn't). She goes to parties, which isn't really a red flag. I've been to a couple myself (who am I kidding, I went to one real party and that was still lowkey. I tell people I've been to a couple and decided it wasn't my thing, but truth is I don't get invited any more - though it really isn't my thing tbqh), and I drink and smoke weed so it's not that I think she's "degenerate" or whatever. It's just a different personality, and it does make me a bit uncomfortable if I'm being honest. She hasn't mentioned a boyfriend, either having or not having, which could mean she's deliberately not bringing it up to make me think there's a chance.
But I also feel like I'm being paranoid. Low self esteem, and this toxic board don't help. I don't know why I'm posting here. I guess I just need to type this out, maybe someone will read it. Not that I expect you to care.
And it kinda makes me feel worse. It's nice, thinking that a girl likes me. But it reminds me how unfamiliar it is, and how I don't know what to do about it, and how fucking autistic I am. Even a good thing makes me sad, that's what so frustrating.
Cut all contact
Literally the only way
Help her "study" and try to fuck her the first or second time. If you dont make a move quick you will end up a beta oribiter. If she rejects you then cut off all contact. If she lets you then fuck her once or maybe a few more times then never speak to her again.
>>27710594
This. Only you can save yourself.
>literally all your ancestors had sex
>you were the one who broke the chain>one of your ancestors was probably born as a result of rape
I'm of negro decent so at least all of them were probably raped
Sex still looks disgusting and pointless when we can grow humans now. just a little longer until it's streamlined
>you were the one who broke the chain
I can't help but feel a twisted sense of pride at this.
>>27710554
the father of my grand father just rode his horse to a village close to his and flirted with a girl, next day he kidnapped and maried her. weird times
Who /acne, eye bags, and pale skin/ here?
Everything except the pale skin (though I'm pretty pale for an Amerindian).
Eye bags here. How do get rid of?
>>27710541
You don't. It's just bad genetics bro.
What's more important in a gf?
[ ] to be cute
[ ] to be intelligent
>>27710446
fat ass and bug boobs
Cute, definitely. I'm a shallow piece of shit
I honestly would probably take an average/plain girl who was really fun to be around and talk to over a hot complete retard.
Assuming we're talking about long term relationships and not one off.
robots I need serious feedback here. I've been suicidal for years now and I feel dangerously close to snapping. I need to get help and the countless psychologists/psychiatrists/specialists I've seen haven't helped me. on top of depression and suicidal thoughts I have severe social anxiety and agoraphobia. Naturally this makes it extremely hard to talk about my true feelings to therapists, let alone my parents who would take the news very hard (but they would be supportive).
Tonight I would like to get absolutely shitfaced and then check myself into a hospital....
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My guess is only if you get caught driving there. Hopefully the doctors won't even ask if you drove there, but if they do you can maintain plausible deniability.
I'm not sure about your plan on a larger scale, though. Like, the emergency room doctors aren't going to be able to help you with whatever issues you need to get out if you're drunkenly ranting at them, and you'll probably just end up in front of another psychiatrist once you've sobered up.
I'm just spitballing here but I would suggest maybe asking for a small, non-refillable...
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>>27710383
how about you drive there first and then get shitfaced incognito in your car
>>27710383
Get really shitfaced in the parking lot? Or a bar next to the hospital?
latina here.
Why does the sexiest race of men have the most rachet women?
>>27710346
White women arent ratchet ya dumb whore
Get the fuck back to /soc/.
This comment is certainly original.
Reminderr
>67 year old woman comes into the surgery
>Suffering from heartburn every single night
>Has tried rennie and other antacids, to no avail.
>Wants me to give her a standard course of Omeprazole
>Give her a lethal dose of morphine
I love this new meme. Saw you on /tg/ earlier today. Keep it up morphinefriend
You done good kid, you done good.
>>27710437
>Saw you on /tg/ earlier today
link?
8,000 words due in tomorrow noon.
Send me your energy, /r9k/
what about
je suis orignale
>>27710338
My name is anon and I chose to write on this topic because not only do i find it fascinating but i also like cum in my ass
>>27710419
you're disgusting.
blox
Is Elliot from Mr. Robot /r9k/'s power fantasy?
>>27710250
Wait..his namesElliot?
>>27710250
Is this actually a good show?
>>27710250
>>27711072
No it's complete shit if you actually stop and analyze it
Who here /detests"dominant"women/? I personally cannot stand women who think they're dominant. They should be tied down and fucked into complete submission, then forced to walk around like an animal on all fours for even beginning to think they could fill a man's shoes. It's a complete joke.
I can't be the only one that thinks this.
Lol you're a psychotic dork.
>>27710240
Dominant, independent women are more attractive because it shows they aren't just a mindless Stacey.tfw no gentle but dominant gf
>>27710240
>Implying OP wouldn't be a domme's slave if it meant he had even a minuscule chance at getting any pussy
Just sit and use your mouth for licking assholes, not for making you sound like one.
Does anyone have any quick tips on how to talk to other humans?
my best advice is this: do not talk to people on omegle
they tend to be the dumbest of the dumb
>>27710212
This. I have actually met few interesting people.
But 99 out of 100 are thirsty retards,
neckbeards pretending to be girls, actual hopeless girls, or whatever uninteresting people with nothing valuable to talk about.
You know people are hopeless when you
they start a conversation with ASL.
What a fucking pathetic question.
First part of meeting someone is smalltalk. Nobody likes this shit, but you use it to find a common interest that will be more interesting for the two of you to talk about. Common smalltalk topics are current events, movies, music, and television. You can also ask them basic questions about their life; what they do for a living, if they are local or moved to where they are recently.
Ideally in conversation you should smoothly transition from one topic to a related topic. You also shouldn't be the only person moving the conversation forward, if it feels like they're...
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if muslim women arent happy, why do they do it?
>>27710128
How do you think they would react if you went up and spoke to them?
They are just a bunch of trolls, but they are generally quite nice under the surface
If they don't they get honor killed or whatever they call it
>>27710128
>implying they have a choice
They do what they are told or they get raped and tied to a pole and honer killed
Read a book
Do I have the gay gene if I like cats? Should I see a doctor?
Am I in the clear ?his name is taz
*jumps on your keyboard*
Anon! Acknowledge me!
>>27710050
Your gay if you want to put a dick in your mouth, oP
Cats have nothing to do with you wanting a salty cheesy smelly man genitals inside of your mouth!
Don't try to pin that gay shit on some kitties you asshole, Cuck, Op!!