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Who here /cantstylehishair ? Not only I still didn't figure out how to brush it properly, but I can't find a style to a hairdresser without him/her fucking up
Doesn't help /fa is the worst board ever and doesn't give you advice for shit
>>27708152
What about /r/malehairadvice
>>27708542
>Going to reddit
original desu
Just get hitler youth damn why is anyone not doing this?
>b-but it doesn't look good on me
That's be. It fixes every face.
Ayy, just tried to get drugs from a classmate.
Super anxious about it and sperged out and asked if he had any new memes.
I'm so ready to fucking kill myself even more now.
did he have any memes?
>>27708171
no.
FUCKING END IT ALREADY
There are no drugs better than dxm, Adderall, and mushrooms. Two are easy to get, the third requires a trip to a rural area. Drug dealers are deprecated.
>tell my crush I like him
>says they don't feel anything towards me
>figure out a way on FB to see who's viewed my profile the most
>it's him
For someone who has no feelings he sure does enjoy stalking me
>>27708112
>figure out a way on FB to see who's viewed my profile the most
h-how did you do this?
>>27708135
Never mind how, do normies do this!?
>>27708135
It's bs
who here downloads latest episode of /blacked/ unironically
feels good man
Tushy is better desu
>>27708099
jesus anon what the fuck
>>27708099
>who here downloads latest episode of /blacked/ unironically
>fuck off shill
Blacked looks like shitty art house porn
Amateur interracial is where it's at.
Fuck you and your new lord
Are my legs considered hairy enough to be considered manly?
>>27708033
That's a leg?
Looks like a skinny losers forearm.
Go eat a hamburger.
>select all images with salad
NO DAMN IT A HAMBURGER
>>27708033
do you know why you are so bony and gangly? your muscles are supposed to fill all that space but you keep skipping leg day so they don't
>>27708033
>Are my legs considered hairy enough to be considered manly?
Irrelevant; your insecurity and self-consciousness about your leg hair has disqualified you from any sort of manliness ever. Sorry, try again next life.
>tfw 23 years old
WHEN I WAS 7 YEARS OLD
>tfw 25 in 5 weeks
WHEN I WAS IN THE 4TH GRADE
>Tfw no mechanic gf
> implying that any competent shop would ever hire her.
>>27707811
She's clearly unqualified for the job.
>>27707867
>>27707928
Implying what you wear matters if you're qualified
>tfw you will never look as good as you see yourself in the mirror
why do my eyes trick me ;_;
>tfw starting to look good in pictures
it's the camera dude. you look better in motion and that's all that matters.
>>27707799
Does this picture original?
>she lists shopping as a hobby
>he has zero interests/hobbies other than fapping to porn
>you are his only source of entertainment and acts up when you want a day to yourself
>>27707784
how can anyone be so fucking materialistic to consider shopping a hobby
holy fuck i get it we live in a consumer society but someone actually goes out buying stuff as a hobby?
Do women even do that still?
I thought half of what they did now was hide their flaws and pretend to be the le not like other girls nerd gamer manic pixie.
When's the last time someone hugged you?
I can't even remember.
>>27707723
Some dude tried to put me in a headlock and I pushed his hands away. The result was a short hug, so probably then
>>27707723
My 9 yo niece did two days ago
9 years ago. The first and only hug I ever received from a female.
Who /skidmarks/ here?
Literally wiped for ten minutes until there was not shit on the toilet paper. I thought it was a clean and fine, an hour later check and a huge dingleberry and a smear of poop on the toilet paper.
I can't buy light colored underwear any more, too much of a risk. Does anyone know how to stop this?
keep the disgusting details of your wretched life to yourself please
>>27707718
Shave your ass fool
Use baby wipes
> tfw no suicidal chillwave friend
>>27707717
Did you get that from the blank banshee mix tape on YouTube of Bart tripping?
Also I meet your criteria for friend but not sure if that's a good thing
>>27707717
I literally have the video this still is from on my fans on youtube playlist
come at me vapourwave chill wave type friendo
>>27708431
>>27707717
My chill wave niggas
Any robots here have an unhealthy obsession of taking pictures of random girls? Why do you guys do so? When did it start? Did you get caught doing so?
post some of the pics you've taken
>>27708068
This, no pics you're full of shit
I don't photograph them, I sketch them.
That way, if I get caught I'm just "practicing" my "art"
Oh hello there wagie!
How is your Thursday afternoon going? Just got home from a grueling day at work I see.
I'm currently filing my taxes for the 2015 season. You see, not only does the Canadian government give me some of your hard earned money in the form of disability payments, but they also give me a sizable tax refund, due to my disability payments being considered as deductions and my lack of on-the-books income. And all of it is YOUR money, poor little wagecuck.
So come the end of the month, I'll be sitting on an extra 3000 while you scrimp, save and struggle to make ends meet.
Oh, and by the way: don't forget to do some of that work you took home for the weekend! Wouldn't want Mr. Shekelstein giving you a bad annual performance review huh? He thinks you're on thin ice as it is.
All hail NEETkek
>>27707741
>>27707670
By the way wagie, I don't think it's even Tax Freedom day for a lot of jurisdictions and tax brackets. So you're still working to pay taxes this week and the next!
At least 3 months out of the year, you are working strictly for my benefit. How does it feel?
>Canada
Wasn't there a relevant countries only rule?
Another day passes robots, one day closer to death
Anyone accomplish anything today?
Found that gf or job yet?
I wish you all the best of luck.
Nah sorry anon the ride never ends
Nope, I will suffer until the day I eventually kill myself or just die
Not much, had a long walk.
I've been playing the piano more lately, it's starting to be a lot of fun now that I am past the initial hurdle of learning my first few scales and a bunch of simple children songs, technique practice songs, and folk songs.
No job, no gf, almost no friends. I don't think I'll ever be able to fix any of these things but I'll stay hopeful.
I celebrated my birthday today. Did nothing of course.
Things could be worse.
