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Cuck-a-doodle-do, wagecuck. Better get ready, traffic is already stalling at a standstill and your other wagecucks are already blowing their horns at each other while yelling for traffic to move faster.
I'm at work already faggot
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN
What's that, wagie?
>>27696763
>tfw night shift
>tfw no qt ass kicking Kurd gf
holy shit she is beautiful
>>27696715
>tfw hundreds of the qt 3.14 Kurd girls have been killed by ISIS
>>27697111
If that doesn't make them a pack of animals, then nothing will
Who here /American Idol/?
So robots, it all comes down to this.. La'Porhsa or Dalton, who is the next final American Idol?
LAPORSHA ALL THE WAY SHE GON WIN IT YOU SEEN IT HERE FIRST
>>27696692
Nah no way I think Daltons gonna win it. Dalton all the way.
>>27696733
Yeah but have you heard THE PIPES on Laporsha? That girl can SING
>his IQ is below 160
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LIVE WITH THIS
>>27696648
I thought stupid people lived in bliss?
>mfw my IQ is 290
It's not a good feel. You know far too much about the universe, and it's not pretty.
At what salary/hourly rate are you no longer considered a wagecuck?
>>27696516
$0 per hour
When you make salary
>>27696516
You will always be a wagecuck. A wageslave does it to survive but you do it for fun
>tfw conversations with your girlfriends always turn to guys
>tfw you have nothing to contribute and everybody teases you because you have no experience
fembots don't real
I used to know this feel
>never had a bf
>friends have loads of experience
>start questioning me
>mean to me
>stacieslaughing.jpg
>stop hanging out with them
>stop leaving my house
>now no bf AND no friends
I HATE BEING REPULSIVE
>>27696458
How can you have no experience though?
There is so much desperate dick out there. There are so many more men than women aged 18 - 30 it's just not possible to have no fucking cock throwing itself at you.
>try to talk to girl
>gives you the 'ew, get away from me creep!' look
it's fucking soul-crushing. how do you guys deal with this feel?
women are not needed
/thread
>>27696431
>how do you guys deal with this feel?
I stopped talking to girls unless it's necessary for work. Fuck 'em... Well.. You won't fuck them, but you know what I mean.
>>27696431
>be 15
>in swimming pool lesson with class
>everybody gotta swim backwards holding a hand of a class mates
>everybody forms couples
>i end up with a girl
>she begs someone to not let them be with me
>almost cryes
>while doing the excerse, instead of holding hands as supposed to be, we just swim backwards normally.
FeelsBadMan
>There are 60 million more men than women on earth and you still think you have a chance at a qt gf.
>>27696419
>Not transitioning and enjoying all the world has for free.
Aren't they mostly in China?
>>27696530
Everywhere has a surplus of men aged 18-40. The prime dating years of your life.
Why is vulva so unattractive and disgusting?
I like other parts of woman's body but the most holiest is truly repulsive to me.
I'm quite partial to girls' bellybuttons. I would rather put my dick in that.
>>27696393
How does that even work?
Have you fucked fatties?
>>27696380
The vulva is cute, the labia minora is what's disgusting. Just become interested in a species that doesn't have roast beef flaps, senpai. I'd recommend something of the equine variety.
This board is a joke.
None of you are close to being on the wrong side of 40.
Come back when you are and then maybe you can call yourself a true robot.
Seriously you're a bunch of whiny fucking kids talking about killing yourselves or how alone you are.
You don't know shit until you have those problems and are older. Deep down you little shits have hope that things will change.
A true robot is old and knows there is no hope because death is coming soon and you never realized your potential.
So fuck right off you "based" shitter cucks.
Am I saying that right? based shitter cucks? That's what you kids call each other right?
>>27696349
um.. ok dad you can leave now..
Get your meme on :^)
what if i am 40 xD
Good morning, wagecuck. You're past the halfway point.
Another day, another dollar.
I used to like these back when they were at least somewhat original.
Now it's just the same phrases repeated everyday.
Jokes on you my virgin friend. I am on a night shift posting on your gay board. I will then go home, smoke some green and fuck my gf.
>>27696370
>night shift bro
Just started a four day weekend, too. Feels good, man.
What do you think they're looking at?
>>27696313
Holy shit you guys still going at it? Are you really getting paid to do such a bad job? Lol you guys suck.
My thick meaty 9 inch cock
that's 9 inch girth, btw
They're about to be BLACKED
R9K IS NOT A SAFE SPACE FOR YOU.
I started coming here in 08. The reason being because /b/ got sick of my anti-feminism threads and told me to come here. Then this place was all about feels, hating women, anti-feminism, early era MRM and red pill. And You know what, IT STILL IS.
This borad whether you degernate fuck wits like it or not is where you come to cry, its where robots come to hang and express their beliefs. To be a robot you have to be a straight male whos had either no or very bad relationships with women or society in general. Being a trap faggot or a slut who only gets pumped and dumped by average dudes does not qualify you to come here and shit up this place.
You're 'problems' are not problems. Everything wrong with your live is your own fault. You're a lonely slut because your fat, ugly and hate yourself so you fuck randoms to feel better. Your a trap because you're a closet homo and cant stand the shame of it so you become a female to bear it. You're pathetic.
Even the ex-robots like myself who have become normie have more in common with this place then you cunts do.
YOU HAVE YOUR OWN FUCKING BOARDS. GO THERE AND LEAVE US ALONE. WE HATE YOU.
I wish rape/cervical cancer/death on you all.
tell em dawg
>>27696218
>>/r9k/ in 2008 was all about feels, hating women, anti-feminism, early era MRM and red pill
>newfags and redditors will actually believe this
>>27696288
>Newfags and redditors will actually shill the idea it wasn't
You were probably 10 back then kid.
I remember the day steph semple had her life ruined the filthy baboon titted cunt.
>why are you always so quiet anon?
>why don't you ever say anything anon?
REEEEEEEEEEE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE
>approach shy anon
>ask him why he doesn't talk
>he snaps at me
>pretend i'm not hurt
>go to the girl's bathroom and cry in a booth
>okay class, its time for a group activity
>can everybody get into groups of 2-4 please
>what about anon? does anyone want anon to be in their group?
>anon why dont you go and join that group over there
FUCK OFF BITCH ILL DO IT BY MYSELF YOU WHORE
>>27696541
every fucking literal time
Hey, I'm a normie in college, but I'm here to speak about another Guy. He looks pretty lonely and sad all the time. I want to help him, but I don't know how
Do you have any idea?
I had never talked to him and he doesn't have any friend
kill him he wants to die
>>27696174
Is he ugly? Yes/No
>>27696174
are you talking about me?
i go to berkeley is it me
its probably me im the only college student in the whole world with no friend
