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>get a call from unknown number
>causes whole body adrenaline rush
>turn off phone and remove battery
>feel sick for rest of the day
how's your job search going?
what kind of jobs are you applying to? the unknown number calls I get are usually collection agencies or telemarketers. if I apply to a company their name usually pops up on my caller ID
I applied to a kitchen and Walmart, yesterday. hope I get a call back today but I probably wont.
Having a job interview for retail tomorrow, super scared.
Gonna take pills to help me calm down.
>go to job interview
>tell her i need money before going to school
>we need people who are good with sales, you look too shy for that
>wanted to tell her that being a clerk at a store has nothing to do with sales or marketing, that's what ads are for but i reserved myself
>tells me she MIGHT call me on saturday for work like im supposed to feel lucky working at some shitty kiosk nobody gives a shit about
>she calls me 3 times on Saturday, don't answer the phone
>comes to buy cigarettes on sunday, she is looks salty as fuck
>typing up really good argument
>about to BTFO every that disagrees with me and convert them to my side of the argument
>thread 404s
>tfw BTFOING some whore
>think she's about to quit
>now have 3 other people arguing with me defending her honor
>she joins back in the argument
>it's now me getting BTFO
>>27697683
>he can't take one 3 white knights betas and a whore
DO NOT
LET THEM
INTIMIDATE YOU
>>27697711
I try robot, and i make legitimate points but they just disagree even without backing up why. It's an endless stream of poo.
Eventually that poo consumes you.
>tfw just got my first gf
feels good guys. and guess what, I just carried on being my regular nice selfand got tinder
Even though I've never had one I'm happy for you op.
Good job.
>>27697512
>gf from tinder
ahahahaha no
>gf from tinder
hmmm, why is it that I'm feeling no jealousy right now?
I have a phone interview for a job in 20 minutes. I haven't slept, I can barely even remember what the job is about, I have no real skills, and I suck at interviews.
What do I to avoid a total trainwreck? I figure excessively positive attitude is one part of it. Already got the highly-motivated dynamic people person and eager self-starter buzzwords ready.
Oh, I'm also afraid of interviews AND of talking on the phone.
ABOUT TEN MINUTES BOYS HELP ME DEFUSE THIS MUHFUGGA I GOT KNOTS IN MY STOMACH THIS JOB IS MY ONLY WAY OUT OF THE NEET LIFE
1 minutes im fucking fucked
Just imagine that you won't get the job anyway
Just say this and Taxi Driver, what does everybody else think of it? Also gimme some more robot films.
>>27697479
Saw*
Falling down was alright but the whole sympathy with minorities was shit in that movie. Taxi driver is shit with the whole protect the woman shit.
>>27697499
I liked Taxi Driver more for the fact that he originally just wanted to kill, I liked Falling Down because the William's essentially a grown up robot that has had enough of everything.
No women hate thread? Let's change that.
Women are about equality, why would you hate on them :P
>>27697482
>that's fucked up
Gets me every time
>>27697482
>that's fucked up
asdf
Why do I get a raging boner every time I see the girl on this new Hershey Smores commercial, r9k??
probably cause you're a huge faggot.
What does she look like, famalama? Saw you post this in another thread.
>>27697429
That doesn't even make any sense... If he was a faggot, seeing a girl wouldn't give him a boner. Your attempt at being a dick pretty much fell flat on it's face.
I like the Trivago lady
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k46al9h2Ui0
>decide it's time to improve myself
>read some philosophy, self improvement books, psychology, sociology etc.
>ready to start this
>go outside
>see two qt3.14s
>remember not too be a pussy, remember all CBT for social anxiety
>smile at them
>they look in disgust
>someone starts looking at her phone
>I overhear her say "police please help"
>super scared now
>try talking to her saying I didn't mean to rape her
>second one already pepper spraying my face
>the pain is unbearable
>chad comes from the store
>beats me in the nuts, gets me naked and takes my clothes
>tfw naked and embaressed and humiliated
>police comes
>get arrested for showing my genitals to children
>I try to tell them what happens
>lawyer says it's best to just admit that I did it and because it's my first time offense it wont be that bad
>get marked as sexual predator
>have to go every neighbour and tell them i am sexual predator
For anyone wanting to "b urself", just don't.
>>27697389
good read OP
>>27697389
It can't be real, it just can't.
jesus good lord kek, I really should head to bed
>"Eat it!"
What is the next logical step?
>>27697361
Release the motherfucking bees
I'd gtfo. Run for the mother fucking hills.
why are you so obsessed with this landwhale?
Buenos manana wagecucks!
>>27697360
Beano man hat NEET
Tu writos bueno espanol
>>27697360
Thispicture was posted here yesterday.
What do you identify as a "Chad"?
I've seen people describe him as a rich 10/10 muscle hunk with a huge dick, to simply being someone who has had a girlfriend (or any female attention at all)
>>27697358
My personally, I describe Chad as anyone 6ft tall and up. Because at that point your height makes up for any of your other undesireable traits.
Place a fat ass unemployed 6'3" guy next to a fit manlet and any roastie will choose the tall guy.
>>27697383
that is completely and utterly untrue.
manlets really are delusional.
>be 6'1
>friend is 5'7
>women flock to him
>havent had sex in years
I REALLY want to cuddle with you bros
Group hug?
Group hug
>>27697298
this is pathetic even for r9k
>>27697321
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Uj2JpvsvX4
now now anon, no names. only songs now
I've been listening to the biggest problem in the universe, and history on fire lately.
>Maddox
What's it like being 15 years old, anon? You know this site is for people 18 and older, right?
Jordan Jesse Go; Judge John Hodgman; More Than One Lesson; Radiolab; This American Life.
>>27697309
>anime
What's it like being 15 years old, anon? You know this site is for people 18 and older, right?
have not changed my clothes in 2 years
any robots where same clothes?
>>27697279
post pics of cloths
>>27697279
steve jobs did this
>>27697432
...AND THEN HE DIED OF ASS CANCER.
I think it finally sunk in how painful death is going to be. I'm so scared, guys.
>>27697227
Modern medicine has existed for quite some time now
It will be painless
>>27697227
It's not like you'll remember it.
Depends on how you do it. I just hope I go suddenly like an 18 wheeler slams into my vehicle going 120km/hr or somethin. That'd be comfy.
