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Looking at this board makes me want to fucking off myself but I can't leave.
I'm pretty sure you guys are the reason I now have depression.
Anyone /cantleave/ here?
Proudly /cantleave/ since 2005.
I'm a happy normie and can't leave because there might be some dank memes around the corner. There never are you guys just complain about the life you made miserable yourself.
You're here forever.
>>27696257
Can't wait til you get ERog'd.
You walk into a room and are handed a sterile needle and a lethal dose of Morphine.
What do you do?
Wait patiently for Dr. Shipman to arrive.
Make a cocktail of bleach and morphine and mix it together with the sterile needle and slam that shit down.
>15 minutes into morphine and chill and he give you this look
>your little brother got laid before you
>>27696064
>tfw you're a 20 yo khv and you hear your 16 yo sister losing her virginity in the next room
somebody please kill me, i'm not brave enough for suicide
>>27696367
>16
That's late for a girl
>>27696367
Why the fuck would you let that faggot cuck you in your own house for fucks sakes?
Were you bullied when you were younger? Or were you one of those who were so down the food chain you were even ignored by the bullied?
What was the worst bullying you endured?
Bullied from around age 11 - 14, then again at age 16 here.
People putting gum in my hair.
People looking at me right in the eyes and telling me I'm disgusting.
etc.
>>27696042
>People called me retarded
>Teachers humiliating me
>Getting beat up by ethnic minorities
>Excluded
>>27696042
I was bullied by a little smug manlet kid. I was a tall kid and still am, but am a lanklet. Him and his manlet friend, this is in freshman year and they're 5'2" and they find out I'm a fedora atheist. They're Christians and they just start tormenting me about it. One day, they start physically "abusing" me, I guess you could say. The friend puts the other kid's stuff at my desk and makes it look like I took his shit or whatever. The guy who owns the stuff, the one that does most of the bullying, comes over and gets in my face and shoves me. I get up and just punch his fucking face with all my might and he gets knocked the fuck out. I got suspended for a week and the charges were dropped because the teacher knew what was going on the whole time because every time it happened, the entire class paused.
No regrets, best day of my entire life to get back at that little shit.
So when will this board become ROBOT9000 again? Didn't you people have enough with your sadfrog robot shit? Just go back to /b/ already, it has been almost 8 years.
>>27696036
>getting this buttblasted over my thread
>>>/soc/ friendo
>>27696060
>>>/b/678100764 You can stay there my friend. Will be the perfect board.
>>27696112
>implying your shit meme doesnt belong in /s4s/
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How many McDonald's cheeseburgers can you eat in a row? My record is 17. If you can't eat at leasto 10, kill yourself.
id rather eat 5 big macs
>>27695999
>If you can't eat at leasto 10, kill yourself
Make me, fatso. I bet you'd die of a heart attack if you even attempted to chase me down.
>>27695999
why am i seeing so many more trips than usual today?
also i am vegetarian so 0
unless i take out the meat then i could eat like 5 with just the cheese and bread
i have a small stomach
>be me 19 year old female and a virgin
>never having a bf in the same state as mine and never meeting them and never having sex
>a year and a half ago meet a really nice and handsome guy
>he is easily 6'3 and abit big on the weight but nothing serious but he is huge in size
>two months ago we start to date and he is 27 and knows i'm super inexperienced in this so we take our time to ease into things
>two weeks ago we are both in his bed just in our underwear and we remove them and i see his penis for the first time and it is literally the size of my thumb in both girth and length i don't say anything but of course hes abit embarrassed about it so i play it off like its no big deal and we have oral sex
>skip to tonight when he asks if id be ok if we have vaginal sex next time we are together and i say yes
when i say the size of my thumb i mean like 3.5 inches in length and i'm pretty worried if he will be able to actually sexually please me, i don't mind if i don't cum its not a huge deal but what im asking is should i fake it or something?
what is something i can do to not offend him somehow
nermios eut ROOOOOOOOOO
Clearly bait but I'd just dump him. No point in even trying IMO. Even if he is amazing in every other area (which he clearly isn't because he sounds fat), it isn't worth having a small penis for the rest of your relationship.
He won't be able to cum for a girl who watches Steven Universe so maybe you're meant for each other.
Somebody please tell me to go to bed. My wagie ass has work in 3 hours
>>27695973
Go to bed right now, OP, please.
>>27695973
wagecuck
good morning pupper
>>27696056
Thank you famalam
zzzZzzZzz
is it weird that i'm a 25 yo virgin but i dont feel tfw no gf? i only actually felt it when there was a girl i really liked in my class, but apart from that i never felt it, it seems like i just don't care
>>27695970
Sounds like you're autistic and therefore don't crave human companionship.
>>27695982
that's a pretty scary thought. i used to be relatively normal as a kid. maybe i'm just depressed?
I feel like that most of the time. There are things I wouldn't be able to do with a gf that I can now. All my free time is 100% mine.
How many robots do you think have fallen for the helium meme?
>extremely painful - probably the most painful way to go
>quite a big chance of it going wrong
>if you don't get enough, you just get to sound like a faggot Mickey Mouse for a few minutes
>>27695914
It's only extremely painful if you pull the mask off.
>>27695914
As someone who has passed out after fucking about with a helium baloon I assure you it's not painful at all.
Just don't be retarded and buy helium-oxygen mix, pure helium only. Can be any inert gas, really, nitrogen for instance.
great b8
I miss my ex very much.
pic related
>>27695866
Dude she's ugly as hell, are you retarded?
>>27695874
Looks like a cutie to me.
>>27695874
She's not that bad t b h and its way better than nothing anyway so i see nothing wrong with op's post
Fuck I feel terrible.
Can somebody please cheer me up or give me a reason to keep living?
Fear of death. False hope that it might some day get better.
>>27695851
>give me a reason to keep living?
you are looking for something that doesnt exist
find something you enjoy and dedicate your life to it, even if its 4chan thats ok
>>27695851
its all relative,
enjoy what you enjoy or indulge in depression
and boredom, then you can lose your mind and enjoy that.
loneliness and no social contact can speed up the process.
once you can enjoy suffering your free to feel however way you want because your not chasing any particular feeling and you see that
none of the feels are any better or worse than the other
Cuck, You are weak, you are a nobody. Your dick is too short your mind is weak and you are incapable of servicing your hot wife/gf the way she deserves to be serviced.
I am an experienced bull, and I am hear to help you. Here to take over where you failed. I am the one that will service your lady with hot cum. I'll deposit it for you so when you cum home you can lick it out of the condom (or her) and clean her/condom up. Your role is to acknowledge and know what is happening. You may worship me and over time if you behave well I might even let you assist, for example spreading your wife's cheeks so I can fuckk her deeper and better.
You will be changing the sheets before I cum and after, you will make condoms and lube ready before you leave for work so I can give your hot wife what she needs and deserves, deliverd with the right attitude, stamina and by a true bull.
While she is being serviced we might call your cell phone and let you listen in, I might cum inside your wife..then wipe the sperm off with your undies which you'll be wearing the next day so you can feel the hardened up sperm rubbing against your skin reminding you all day long that that sperm was inside of your wife deposited by your bull's cock. You will start liking the satisfied and mellow look you get from your wife when you come home.. no more pressure its all been taken care off. Eventually you can then just stop having sex with her all together because you have a bull you can rely on a bull that fulfills your manly duties, while we leave the clean up duties to you.
Cuck, I know you are reading this now and you are intrigued, relieved and secretly turned on, imagine never knowing when the phone's gonna ring, or coming home seeing me pounding your hot wife.. or her riding on my big hard cock, with joy she has never felt before, and while she rides me harder..she looks into your face in ecstasy as she cums, It is time to guide you to your destiny and I as your bull will make it happen.
>>27695841
Sorry, I don't like beastality.
lol i remember these threads
why ronnie coleman?
>>27696115
Ronnie Coleman is the ultimate black bull.
Who else is /barely keeping it together/?
I just want to scream and rage and cry and bassicaly I am very frustrated at everthyng
I've come to terms with it a long time ago. I don't know what I feel anymore.
>>27695785
Might say the same, but the sadness I haven't felt for a long time is comming back.
I was the same before I started taking drugs
Admit it, /r9k/. You'd be more than happy to devote your life to a stacy/whore who has been with 100 guys if she ever gave you the time of her day.
>>27570224
As long as she's not older than 20 I'm okay with it.
What matters is that you get to enjoy her while she's still in her prime.
>le pure maiden meme
Anime is not real life.
The only difference between being with a girl that's been with 10 or 100 guys is I'd feel so much more disposable to a woman with many many partners that it would seem better to just not get involved. Just another notch in the belt you know? I suppose women can feel the same but from what you see around here is a lot of women actually want to be with guys that have slept around a lot
>>27695721
Thisis not true for me.
