This was actually the best experience I've ever had in my life.
I'm a khv, never been intimate with a woman, never even seen a woman nude outside of the internet. I was tired of it and did some research, found an erotic masseuse near me. I called and scheduled an appointment and I didn't sleep at all for the 2 nights before the appointment due to anxiety.
I get to her place and her apartment is filled with Buddhist and Hindu shit. She's in a robe only. We talked some about my anxiety and we actually did some meditation and chanting. Then we both got naked and at this point I feel like I'm about to have a heart attack.
She empraced me and we just sat and talked about the ocean, and plants, and all sorts of things. It was the most real and intimate experience I've ever had with another person.
After that I laid down and she massaged me with her naked body. She even rubbed my balls with her feet. Then I turned over and shit got real. She sat right on my chest with her ass in my face and started giving me the craziest fucking Hindu meditative handjob. I was rubbing her ass and tits and finally came with the most intense orgasm ivr ever felt, it lasted like 2 minutes straight.
Then we got in her shower and she washed my body.
It was fucking amazing, not just the sexual part but just talking to a beautiful woman about life; I actually felt loved and appreciated. I feel like a new person, I have more motivation than I've ever had and definitely want to improve my body and lose weight and eventually go again.
>>27570224
holy fuck that does sound amazing. what country/region was this?
You paid for that lmao
>>27570224
Randy, if I may call you randy... Here's my two cents about erotic massage;
>she makes me orgasm
>I fart
That's my worst fear
>>27570282
FBI bwease go
I think i can fap to dis
>>27570282
Im in the US, Google "tantra your city" might help
>>27570293
Say what you want, but it was actually life changing and one of the most intense times of my life
>>27570346
m8 if i was fbi i wouldnt need to ask you for country/region you spastic fuck.
>>27570317
I'm fat and hairy, I doubt most people would care
>>27570224
>she even rubbed my balls woth her feet
As a footfag I would love this.
Please op, how much did you pay?
I hope a poor neet as myself can do this...
>>27570398
That's awesome anon, and I know that feel. I've been with a 10/10 masseuse myself. It's an awesome thing to have a model level girl act like she loves you.. But it really doesn't compare to having a girl who actually wants to be there and is into it because she likes you, not because she's getting paid.
It's great that you feel motivated by it and you should go with that. Improve yourself and then find a girl you really like who likes you back. Also even see the masouse again if the urge stikes later on. But just know she's in it for the money and nothing else. Don't become some dumb mark who she milks for cash. Improve yourself and you'll see having an actual girl that likes you for you is much better.
>>27570534
I'm no fool, she is of course only doing it for money. However, it was still a great feeling. It may even been cheaper than having a girlfriend :^)
>>27570716
What are you like OP?
Are you autistic/fat/thin/ugly/have a job/don't?
Genuinely curious, I might look into this because I've been in a post-depression funk lately
>>27570465
You could probably find something relatively cheap
>>27570912
I'm overweight, not overly atusitic but anxious most of the time. I think the most important part is being nice to the masseuse, and I'm always very nice to people.
>>27570947
I'm very underweight and similarly anxious and nice to everyone.
Did you hesitate for long over this? It seems terrifying to me. Any advice?
>>27570372
>Google "tantra your city"
I found a website but I can't tell if they're an erotic massage place or just a regular one
they're using lots of air quotes
I don't want to get blue balled
>>27571021
Make sure you text/email the girl and tell her you're an anxious person. If they're nice they will understand. I didn't really hesitate, and I'm not sure why, but I literally didn't sleep for 2 days before. I'm surprised I didn't have a heart attack.
>>27571023
Research more m8
>>27571086
That's what I'd be like. I nearly have panic attacks getting the bus everyday the past 4 years.
Thanks for the advice anon
>>27571114
Gl m80
>>27570465
I was about to post the same thing, brogram. That would've been the one part to make me groan in the best way.
>>27570224
You're going to get addicted and become a regular. When she won't go out with you, you'll become bitter and feel used lmao.
>>27570224
I dont buy this invented horseshit, but such "treatment" would be ridiculous expensive.
>>27570224
I'd try this, but I'm not tryna get nailed by the federales
>>27570224
How much was it? Not saying I'd wanna roll the dice and end up in the back of a squad car but fuck if I don't want some religious chick giving me the most holy of footjobs.
>>27571290
As a world wide whore monger it's actually pretty cheap. A CMT Message + HJ/BJ usually just run $100-$200 and $200-$500 for full service. Just for comparison a real therapeutic massage usually runs $75-$150.
If you're paying more than 500/hr and she isn't well known porn star or model then you're over paying.
>>27570372
I tried that and all I got was directions to an indian restaurant
