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>sato gets laid
>sato has a friend
>tfw your life is worse than Sato's
>>27725220
>sato gets laid
only in dreams
>>27725232
It's strongly implied he had sex with Hitomi in the club house.
>>27725265
oh yeah, they did spend a lot of time together one on one.
If you were given $1000, what would you do with it?
>>27725170
Dollars? I'd buy a GPU, PSU and a HDD.
>>27725170
You mean like a tax refund from one summer's internship? Probably buy booze and Adderall like I did this time
Put it in the bank. Such a paltry sum wouldn't change anything.
>find out guy likes anime
>yes we have something in common
>he likes attack on titan and highschool of the dead
>he watches echii harem anime
>he hasn't watched the basics(death note, gurren lagann etc)
>he doesn't have a mal
just hide your power level in public. Everyone has shit taste.
post your MAL
Real men don't watch anime you fucking faggot. Then again you are a literal fag
tfw enjoy HSOTD
tfw waiting 10 years between every season
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good thread famalamazoo.
YO LISTEN UP HERE'S A STORY
my mum left my dad for another man
20 year old femanon here
Where can I find a guy like this? I don't even care if it's for one night only, I just want to have sex with him.. I want to feel special for once :(
>>27725096
at da gym. ask him if he needs a spotter.
>>27725096
Bad troll is bad.
holy moly oreganoly
>>27725128
Or ask him if he can spot you on your squats.
How the fuck am I supposed to meet qt girls to try and date them if I'm a NEET?
I'm so fucking sad I didn't do anything in high school where there were qts literally everywhere on a daily basis
Its impossible now
>How the fuck am I supposed to meet qt girls to try and date them if I'm a NEET?
Uh, you don't?
You haven't figured this out yet?
Also, you obviously like cute anime girls, and we both know what that means. Thankfully, never seeing a vagina is a small price to pay for the glory of 2D.
They won't date you anyways. No job = no prospects
you stop being a neet, obviously.
I'm trying /nofap/ for a week and it's Day 3
I'm getting the urge to fap
What do?
>>27724948
What is your favorite porn so I can help you out?
>>27725031
trap porn
>>27724948
Kill yourself. This always works for me.
antinatalism is the ultimate position.
i'd have to give more than a passing thought to 3DPD to take that stance, OP.
Schopenhauer just claimed sexual urges are harmful since they contribute to our perception of the world as will. He never said anything about eliminating human reprodution, stop being such an edgy faggot.
>>27725189
Stop calling anything you don't like "edgy."
>tfw no qt3.14 Hispanic gf
>Mixed race people pretending to have an identify
That's so adorable.
>America
>100% white european living in mexico
>hispanic not white
>arabic
>qualifies as white
>>27724988
Dumbass detected, hur hur hur hur hur hur hur
>have one chance at life
>born with fat genes
>>27724892
Eat healthy less sugared foods...more vegetables and fruits, ask Nick! For advice, good luck, anon, OP!
Is it a genetic defect where you can't control your hands as they shove food into your mouth?
FAT GENES BWHAHAHAHAHAHA
I see normies, femanons and beta whiteknights saying we are manchildren.
Can someone tell me when you stop being a manchild and become a man? Not by action, but what that actions creates, thank you.
Also obligatory
>tfw no gf
to receive at leas 1 reply.
>>27724888
What they mean is, that you should live the samw way they do.
>Life should not be fun
>You should live your life focusing on you obligations to society (ie socializing, paying taxes)
>If people treat you like shit, it is purely your fault
>If women wont date you it is also sololy your fault and if you complain you are a misogynistic manchild.
> Dont have any hobbys that are not culutrally appropriate for a grown men (ie anime)
>Dedicate multiple hours per week to becoming "fit". Whether you really get fit or not does not matter, you can also just follow some fad like paleo or crossfit.
So basically they want you to be another average person, because they cant take the fact that they are caught up in their normiedom, which they cant escape.
>>27724888
>not by action
But it is exactly by action, nothing else.
>>27725371
The outcome of your actions depends almost entirely on your environment.
If you are stuck in a dead end job, white, 5foot, mentally ill, facially disfigured and poor, behaving like that wont change anything.
The normies just tell you, that for them doing it like that worked, because they would have gotten where they are in life regardless of their behaviour, but they need a way to rationalize their success and your failure.
>Some billionaires son can be stupid, mentally unstable and generally the biggest manchild and he will still get all the girls and be more successful in life than others.
>Same goes for Chad.
who neet here? explain how your average day goes.
>be me
>wake up
>pee in piss jug
>shit in plastic bag
>never brush teeth
>only eat sandwiches
>browse for a few hours
>then watch a porn video
>listen to music until tired
>sleep
>repeat above
>>27724782
Autistic af.
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>27724782
Thisreply is by NEET who can't post about his average day, because there is no such thing. You see, my days are full of various activities.
i've never understood the pissbottle/poojug meme
why not just go to the toilet?
Can we agree that if you hadn't lost your virginity by 15 there was never any hope for you?
negative test thread
>that pic
sigh
>>27724775
>losing it by 15
Haha, look at this faggot! Either you lose it by 12 or you kill yourself.
>lost my job two weeks ago
>went for three interviews this week
>got a job working in an IT firm
What's stopping you from finding a job?
Living in a village of 400 people and having no car to get to the town 30km away?
>>27724714
Catch the bus.
Harvard MBA.
I'm overqualified :(
>tfw like Dragon Ball
>tfw people tell me I should go to Anime Conventions because I like "Anime"
Do normalfags really think if I like a show, that must mean I want to go out and watch people dress up as characters from that show? Or sell their shitty arts and crafts? What is even the point of Anime Conventions other than hookups?
>>27724673
I don't know men. Those anime conventions doesn't even exist in Japan.
Btw. just finished watching all Dragon Ball episodes again.
>>27724673
I don't even like anime . I just used to watch dbz,naruto and hunter x hunter as kid. Retard normie are obsessed with anime they would insult you to death of you same something bad about anime.
>>27724673
Most people go to them because it's an excuse to get out of their house.
>>27725090
You watch Super? It's really inconsistent.
