Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 4030. page
- Home
- Board: /r9k/ - ROBOT9001
- Reading: Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 4030. page
Hey robots.
I'm going to kill myself tonight.
How do I make my last day count?
Drink a delicious Pepsi and enjoy a cigarette.
>>27729035
Do you mean it anon
>>27729059
Yeah, I'm going to do it.
I've been thinking about it for a while and just decided to get it over with.
Talking to girl on OkCupid. Stalk her up and find out she's some published poet and other boring stuff. Ask for her phone number, she ignores my question and asks if I ever dated this chick.
Tell her I once met chick(actually true) but never dated her. She then stopped talking to me.
What the hell was that about? She also asked me in the past if I knew some other dude.
>>27729007
she's probably cooking up some drama you're not directly related to, but had the answers to some questions she had
she knows the girl you met
>>27729007
girlfriends don't swap spit, it's an unspoken rule
Posted this on /pol/ a bit ago. Who would survive, robots?
chi ese guy, japanese guy and frank wouldnt fight, the others would kill each other. the women would survive but they would all leech off one or two women doing all the work, the men would have everything sorted out with no troubles
The animals unite and drive the human scum off the island.
>>27728996
It depends on whether or not they all speak the same language. Still probably the men.
In this thread I will post quotations about H.P. Lovecraft.
Lovecraft was a writer of "horror" fiction famous for writing the Cthulhu mythos. He spent the majority of his life in Providence, Rhode Island.
If this thread interests you please bump to keep it alive.
Just read Polaris this morning. His writing is the tops.
The first quotations are from "Against the World, Against Life" by Michel Houellebecq, which is a study of Lovecraft's life and writing.
On Lovecraft's first and only relationship
>"When she meets him, she is thirty-eight, seven years older than he. Divorced, she has one daughter of sixteen from her former marriage. She lives in New York, and earns her livelihood as a manager of a clothing store. She seems to have immediately fallen in love with him. For his part, Lovecraft keeps a reserved attitude. To tell the truth, he knows absolutely nothing of women. It is she who has to make the first move, and even the following ones. She invites him to dinner, comes to visit him in Providence. Finally, in a little Rhode Island town called Magnolia, she takes the initiative to embrace him. Lovecraft blushes, then goes totally white. When Sonia mocks him gently, he has to explain that it is the first time he has been embraced since his early childhood"
p.27
I like him. He was like /pol/ meets /r9k/.
how do i get girls to sit on my face?
I paid a hooker to sit on my face and piss on it once
pay em
>>27728963
>>27728965
i want the girls i talk to in real life to do it though
how can i bring this up
Anyone else unable to play video games anymore?
I'm 28 y/o KV neet, and I've had this problem for years, but it just gets worse and worse. The last year or so I'd force myself to play a game for about 30-45 mins until I absolutely couldn't stand it any longer, then stop and do nothing for a few hours, repeat.
Now I can't even do it at all. I just can't. Video games bring me no pleasure, they don't distract me, I have no idea what to do with my time other than sit here.
Anyone know how to fix this?
Play better games, or find something else you like. its an expensive hobby anyway
>>27728958
I've played hundreds of games new and old, and resources aren't an issue; I have access to anything. Anything I don't already own, doesn't interest me.
And it's actually one of the cheapest hobbies there is. I got hundreds of hours a piece from cheap ($20~) games like Terraria/Mount and blade, and over a thousand hours from Minecraft which I bought for $9.99 back in the day
A time machine. You grew up peter pan.
Anyone else hate living, but scared to die?
I feel so conflicted.
same family
orange comment
>>27728905
Just become a nomad my familiar, wander around at night drinking coffee and listening to vaportunes
>>27729027
I already do exactly that. Except I drink capri sun instead of coffee. And I replace the vaportunes with Tears For Fears
how do I get confidence bros
just be yourself bro
broblox
>>27728816
I feel confident whenever i get a fresh haircut but thats jest me
>>27728816
Adderall, not even fucking with you bro. 30mg of adderall xr
Who are you voting for? Personally im voting for trump despite me agreeing with some of bernies political views like college should be free for everyone because 1. Meme magic will be real 2. It will be hilarious and 3. Im ready to see if any societal fallout will come of this, im ready to die in ww3, what about you?
Also what are the odds that he will win?
Sanders or third party.
Hoping Cameron resigns over here so I can vote based Farage
How do I stop being skinnyfat?
I'm doing pushups and situps like a mad fuck.
>pic is not me, just a guy with similar body shape
Eat less calories. Not too hard.
>>27728676
>skinnyfat
caloric intake is most important. count 'em and eat food that releases energy slower
What's your diet like, meng?
28 KV here
I have about $6000 saved up, is VR sex worth buying yet or should I keep waiting?
>>27728568
hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>27728568
Start with the samsung one for smartphones and test it out with some decent headphones. I doubt it gets much better than that atm.
>>27728568
just wait for someone to rip those VR videos OP
Why is /pol/ officially the shittiest most cancerous board on 4chan?
Also the dumbest
This board isn't even cancer though, its just necrosis.
>>27728422
it's actually s4s, the meme shitty board
Just had my first beer, after avoiding it for so long!
This is what normal people feel lkke all the time?!?!?!
>>27728263
You had ONE beer?
How old are you? Where are you from?
>>27728263
Which brand, famiglio?
Fuck you Pynchon, I read all of Gravity's Rainbow and the only parts I enjoyed were about vague rocket science or mathematical mysticism and lolis. Your songs were STUPID and fucking GAY and I hated them.
And I hate you too!
You will not deport me Trump
>>27728141
The wall just got 10 feet taller
Stop shitting up our country, illegal alien
>>27728141
>tfw when you reply to yourself
Why are girl friends so much closer to each other than guys?
>share clothes
>go to bathroom together
>sleep in same bed
>say they love each other
>kiss
>play fight
>cuddle
Straight girls, as friends. Why?
>>27728085
>he thinks the girls are closer to each other
>he doesn't realize they are playing games asserting who is Alpha bitch and who is Beta bitch
>>27728085
Because they say its not manly to do that and show much friendly emotion. "Man up"
>>27728085
you clearly know nothing about girls if you think they can have true friendship.
