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Is 25 too late to turn your life around?
>>27731195
Yep
If you're not on track to being a normie by 21 it's over
sorry
Not if you start now, try to salvage the back half of your 20's. That is what I am doing.
Depends on how much your mind is already twisted
Generally if you are willing to turn your life around it should be possible
People who are depressed, get anti depressants
People who become depressed/psychotic(elliot rodgers) who cant get a gf, get no help and then go and kill a bunch of people before usually killing themselfs.
The government needs to get giv every citizen 12 pussy tokens a year(1 a month) to those without gfs. It would give them time to focus on more important things like studying or working hard to put money back into the system. FREE PUSSY TOKENS FOR ALL ROBOTS I SAY
Does every woman in the nation have to accept a pussy token if approached with one?
>>27731185
It can be their version of registering for selective services.
>>27731185
it would be done like jury duty. most woman have had loads of cocks up them anyway so they shouldnt mmind possibly whoring themselves out on a one term basis.
You can find porn of black men fucking ehite woman in very clean and controlled "rough" sex with high production value.
You can find clean and controlled cuck porn; corporate or amatuer.
But you cant find black men abusing white woman in the way that ghettogaggers abuses black girls, in a very savage and unrelenting manor...
Why?
I want to see a white woman be dominated by black men in the way ghettogaggers dominate black woman. No goofing acting, no high production gleets and glamour. Just pure abuse.
>>27731067
Because white women want to get paid loads of money and be treated with respect or some shit.
>>>>27731119
False.
>facialabuse
>>27731067
>high production value
Goddammn shill confirmed, sage and report.
Every single fucking post that mentions this shit has this phrase. It's a shill.
just got my neetbux deposited into account recently, what should i pig out on?
thinking maybe a bucket of kfc coz faggots here postin it so much it got me cravin...or maybe some greasy cheeseburgers with cola?
what get?
>inb4 "both"
too lazy to go to different places far apart
what should i get guys?
please respond.
>>27731050
You should go to the ghetto and get yourself some Church's Chicken, that stuff is WAY better than KFC.
My brother works at KFC, brings left overs honestly see why I don't go out to get it. I dont mind reheating it but I chicken isnt as great as I remember it. And burgers kind of suck now adays...get a pizza or better yet a quality sandwich
I got a job. I know I'm going to hate but please tell me I'm not going to hate it
>>27731044
Start drinking. Time will go faster.
you will like the money anon
>>27731095
Straight up.
Plus for me I currently am unemployed basically and it's hell not having a regular schedule.
I want a job. You're not going to hate it. Sometimes you will but the alternative is worse and having co workers and a schedule is nice.
>had a footlong Subway sandwich today after delivering my packages to the post office
>haven't bathed or brushed my teeth since Tuesday; hair is oily and wet-feeling, shiny with grease, and I marveled at the stench of my testicles today after rubbing my nuts and sniffing them during my daily poo-poo
>noticed my thighs had some acne on them, and popped one pimple and let it dry as I squeezed some more poo out
>after my fat poo, I had two delicious donuts I picked up from a local bakery
>soon, I will be feasting on the supper my mommy is slaving away to make me
>later, I will lie down and enjoy the intellectually and erotically stimulating world of anime
>after, I will try to sleep and remember that I am old, fat, ugly, stupid and useless
>I will attempt to remind myself that I'm working at getting better, but I will know deep in my heart that I am condemned to a life of low-end mediocrity, sadness and regret
>I will try to calm myself with fatalism, nihilism and the prospect of escapism knowing that none can properly supplant the ego of a human in existential pain
>after I finally pass out from sheer exhaustion, promising myself I will start tomorrow, I will wake up to another day of gluttony, lust and wrath, where I will do the same thing I did today but with slight differences
Who /fuckinghopelesspieceofshit/ here?
>>27731027
did you read my diary anon
>>27731060
I got a melt with lots of veggies. It was delicious. What did you get anon?
>>27731027
if you shower more often many of these problems will no longer exist.
Who /neet/ here
Show your NEET dens
>>27731011
bump cuz i got dubs
How am I doing original bros?
>>27731429
Cosy AF senpai
I just want someone to hold me and tell me everything is going to be okay...
Any kind of intimacy is welcome.
How touch starved are you anons?
more than it should be
>>27731077
I want to become a lich who needs no love.
>>27730975
Where are you from anon? I would give you a pleasant embrace if I knew you desu
Gentlemen... what are your plans for this Friday?
I'm going to go volunteer at a center for disabled adults. Not very exciting but free pizza.
I don't have any money or friends to go out anyway so.... Yeah.... Idk. Just killing time until dark souls 3 comes out.
What about you OP?
>>27730957
why is this dog so handsome
>>27731056
proud of you mate.
>No eurocucks
>No Muslims
>No Shillary voters
>No Mexicans
let's do this.
i don't think so,
my sweet little americuck
>americafeels are cowardly isolationist moronic feels
sounds about right
>>27730946
>wake up in my all American bed
>take my wife's son Jose to school
>he gets shot
Fuck
>Just turned 18 today
Am i already the most handsome robot here /r9k/?
>tfw not balding like 80% of you fags
>i have more hair on my head than all of you on your whole body
>will probably never be a bald faggot
>No jew nose
>no bad teeth
>im just 18 so i still have the opportunity to lose my virginity unlike you guys
It's over, i won
You look retarded buddy
Best of luck with that life of yours
-your nose is ugly
-you're a shitskin
-you have a horrible propensity for facial hair
-you are unable to have a proper thick bead due to your shit genetics
gg no really.
>Make a poop
>Wipe ass until the paper is comes out clean
>Take a shower afterwards
>Scrub asshole clean
A few hours later...
>Scratch asshole because itchy
>Shit all over my fingers
How the fuck does this even happen? Do assholes just constantly leak minute amounts of shit or something?
>>27730907
Dude I have a gastrointestinal disease and even my asshole doesn't leak. You might be ill friendo
Train your asshole to not be so loose. People with exploded hemrhoids sometimes need to be retrained when they heal up. Also lose weight.
>>27731111
Quads knows what's up.
>tfw drunk
>drink myself until i can forget about my problems
>still remember them
I am drunk right now, it took me a lot of efort to write this with almost no mistakes. \
the point is
what is the point of drink of drinking if we cant forget about no gf
I'm with you man. Getting tanked even though I have to work tomorrow. Fuck it.
i know that feel, famlam. i'm currently sober but tired as fuck because of all the feels i had.
I almost started a thread last night.
I need to ask, how can you use alcohol to feel better? I used to drink socially, but then I burnt out. I can't drink a sodapop without feeling sick in my stomach and depressed.
I wish I could drink my problems away.
I have two canker sores. Fuck
I have two paronychia infections, one on each big toe. Every step I take hurts like a bitch.
Pic related, mine looks even worse than this.
I get them too.
At least it's not herpes and no one sees them!
>>27730933
Fuck man I got one of these and it's been going on for 3 fucking months, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
& yet the depression is still there
i really am gonna have to move to India and live amongst nature or in a temple? am i?
>>27730777
how can you be depressed with these trips ?
>>27730777
How'd you become rich? Teach me your ways.
>>27730777
I wish they didn't call him carl the cuck, my name is carl and I"m a beta but not a sjw but it still hurts my feelings.
