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Red flags for boys
>Jump scares in horror movies make him flinch
His index finger is the same length as his ring finger. First thing I look for when I consider a guy.
>he's circumcised
>murders you in your sleep
boys are the worst
hahaha i seen this site on facebook with frog pictures haha Im lmao you guys are good for coming up with this
>>27734058
omg lol! this silly frog picture is so funny.
Your meme game is on fleek
>>27734079
haha i know bro i seen this shit on facebook im dyin
>>27734117
we should share some more funny frog pics I got a few :D
How does one respond to a message like this?
>>27734021
Hand holding
OG comment
Someone who wont laugh at my tiny dick
>not instantly replying dank meme and rare pepes
>2016
>Still drinking the liquid jew
Why don't you better yourself anon?
>>27733865
Why did he get taller?
Been sober 9 months and lost a ton of weight, feels pretty good but I still have a ways to go
because bettering yourself doesn't mean a girl will accept you
>qt college girl in Austin killed by a nigger
>tfw I live in Austin
>tfw I'm in her same grade
>tfw I could have saved her
you would have gotten beaten to death by the nigger and watched her get raped and murdered as you laid dying
>>27733932
Possible martyrdom? More heroic than a lonely robot killing themselves, might get named as "the shy hero nobody noticed" or something
could've joined the nigger and do some uprising
girls love killers
goodbye r9k everybody read this.
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/27669641/#27681649
You're leaving r9k because of shills?
>>27733839
yeah its totally corrupted it for me.
>>27733816
what are they shilling for tho?
Facebook is the worst website ever created.
>brought normies to the internet
>has niggers on it
>spreads nigger culture
>cops use it to lurk
>schools use it to spy on kids
>keylogs and spies on everyone
>mark asperger sells data to jews
>encourages women to be total sluts
>has ruined people's lives, including mine
Prove me the fuck wrong, Facebook is just awful. Fuck that website.
>>27733794
You're on the most autistic part of one of the most faggot-dense sites on the web and you want us to defend a normie site like Facebook?
Might be time to reevaluate your life choices there, bub
you didn't write the worst thing about facebook:
Their goal it's centralize all the internet into one single site.
the only reason i hate fb is because i have no social life. i try to tell myself that i oppose that whole share everything mentality (which is mostly true) but in reality i wish i had a reason to use it.
A girl just snapchatted me, but without text.
HOW RESPOND
Chads of this board, how do you respond to textless snaps
Are they conversation closers?
It was a pic of her doing the peace sign in her bikini
>>27733789
let her know she looks nice.
Fuck off, insufferable normie faggot.
>>27733827
ask her out for coffee or something, now. and don't come back r9k ever again. this is your chance
>tfw prescribed 200mg Modafinil and 1mg Xanax indefinitely
Normiedom, here I come!
Have fun with your benzo addiction anon.
>>27733773
remember to switch to meth and heroin to save money
>>27734027
Thanks, my man.
>>27734062
Will do, although I've heard Krokodil is an even cheaper alternative to heroin, and you can make it yourself, too!
where can I go to meet people who have substance?
>>27733762
>meet people who have substance
Try /s4s/, it's like Mensa over there.
You've already found them--the majority of /r9k/ is very self-aware, redpilled, mentally-ill, and full of existential dread.
>>27733879
oh please don't talk yourself up
>tfw no broads in Atlanta
BLACK X6
PHANTOM
WHITE X6
PANDA
>tfw no fembots in Tucson
>>27733772
Checking those 3x2
I see you're back, little pervert. Back to suck on more of my farts. Worshipping my ass, spreading my cheeks wide so I can fart right into your little nose. Mmmm, well get ready, because I have lots of rips for you to come. mmmm get that nose right up between my asscheeks, get that nose right on top of my asshole..........
>pfffooooooottt
Right there, get that nose right in that fucking ass. Gonna bend over.......
>pfffoooooofffrrrrrrrt
ohhhh yea. mhhhhm ohhhhhh ooooooohhhhmmm GET THAT NOSE RIGHT THERE YOU FUCKING LITTLE FART BITCH
>BRRRRRAAAARTTTT
mmmmmm inhale that fart. breathe in nice and deeply. get down here GET DOWN HERE ON THE FUCKING FLOOR. I want you crawling towards my fucking ass, crawling on your hands and knees for my delicious gas.
>rrrruuuuurrrrrurururp
Come on in closer, right there......
>RRRIIIIIIIIIPPPP!
PUT THAT FUCKING NOSE RIGHT ON THAT TIGHT LITTL ASS, RIGHT HERE< PUT THAT NOSE RIGHT HERE FAAAAAART OH YEA SMELL THAT OH YEA LICK THT ASS FART RIGHT ON THAT TONGUE.....
>POOOOOOTtttt
MMMMM COME HERE I"M NOT DONE WITH YOU WORSHIP THAT LITTLE ASS COME HERE BITCH COME HERE
>doot, doooooot
COME OVER HERE COME CRAWL ON YOUR HANDS AND FUCKING KNEES STIK UR TONGUE OUT AND LICK MY FUCKING ASSHOLE, LICK THAT NICE AND CLEAN, MMMM.
>pfooooouuuuuth
What type of perverted little loser likes to watch hot women fart, hmmm? You like to sniff my fucking asshole? Lick it clean little fartbitch? You like it if I fart on your cock? Fart all over your little fucking cock and shove it in my tight little asshole?
>BRAAAAAAAAP*
OH YEA COME HERE AND GET THESE LAST FUCKING FARTS, COME HERE! Right there......
>Brrppfphpufhfphttddddddddd
I want you to jerk your fucking cock, jerk your dick to those farts coming out of my ass mmmmm stroke that fucking cock for me, I got one more big fart for you then I want you to cum, are you ready? stroke that cock, here we go bitch
>BRAAAAAAAARRRRRRRLLLLLPP
>>27733729
Kek, your threads never disappoint.
Every day we get further from God
you put too much effort into this
>at the casino
>$200
Where should I go bros?
>>27733714
Mmm r-rulette?
To the bank to open an account
Roulette wheel, bet it all on black
ELLIOT RODGER WAS RICH!
RICH PEOPLE CAN'T BE ROBOTS!
He was a failed normie if anything. He went outside which nullifies him as a robot. His life revolved around getting a woman, robots don't care about women.
On the contrary, it outcasts me even more than the normie normers that think 'elbow grease' is something to be proud of
>>27733754
>robots don't care about women.
In the way that a poor kid in Africa doesn't care about holidays in the Bahamas
Just become a trap already, sissy beta losers like you were meant to become little girls, relax and let it happen.
>>27733599
I grew up out crossdressing thing.
>>27733599
it doesn't turn me on though
>>27733616
Grew out of what CD thing? the closet you double fag.
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