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How do you feel that there are guys out there that are lucky enough to fuck girls like that?
It feels pretty bad anon kunMy life is hell
>luck is a factor whatsoever.
>>29103367
>Angie is starting to go down hill already
just
I've seen 'bruh' and 'brah' on the rise lately. Is it time to filter these to 'onii-chan' to preserve 4chan's anime roots.
>>29103330
The anime roots garbage was bogus, it stayed contained to /a/ and /jp/ for the most part but you faggots have been pushing it hard on the rest of the site for the past 6 years, you god damn faggots.
People have been spamming "weeb nation" in twitch chat.
Weeb nation strong.
>>29103330
it's ironic bruh.
last thread was a legit trash,
feel free to contribute and post the picture that scares you beyond repair, and tell us why.
>eyes just the fucking human eyes
originello
>>29103188
senpai what is this??
im scared
It's the inner beauty that count :)
Is there anything more beta than being a wristlet? I mean how does this even happen I have the arm of a child
>is there anything more beta than being a wristlet?
No
>>29103176
That has to be a Photoshop -
Either that, or that person had a ligature applied to their wrist on a daily basis, like some crazy Westerner trying to recreate the tiny feet of Japanese women from yonder years
>>29103284
Check the file name. It's a pic of OP's arm.
>thank me later guys...
https://www.reddit.com/r/CuteModeSlutMode/
Fuck off back to redit
Fahpiss dich wieder nach reddit du untermensch
>>29103130
>not using greentext properly
Go back
>made out with more than 10 women
>Fingered one, got a bj from one
>19 in 2 months and still a virgin
You americunts have it easy, try living in fucking Eastern Europe where being called a whore is a girl's biggest nightmare and they fuck only with guys who are there for them for many months which I'm unable to do because of my overwhelming mysogyny
>>29103070
>You americunts have it easy
>girl's biggest nightmare
No womans biggest fear is being a slut unless you were raised by strict religious parents and you actually believe the shit they spewed, and even then it's definitely not their worst nightmare.
Jesus fuck mate I can't even begin to debunk this autistic post
>Had 6 gfs
>Still virgin
>Recently turned 29 years old.
Some of us are destined to become wizards.
>>29103156
>Unless they have religious parents
Guess what retard, I live in a conservative shithole
Has there been a single good thread on /r9k/ all day?
I think today was when it absolutely hit rock bottom.
>>29102995
there is no rock bottom. there is always room for more pee pee frog.
Yep, today was a shit day.
You could try doing a decent thread, Op.
It's a monday in June, what did you expect, OP?
>tfw your double chin is difficult to shave
>tfw shaved myself and the second chin is more visible
>tfw I can just get off my fat ass and do something about my weight, but I sit on a board all day and cry
WAH WAH YOU LITTLE SHIT.
>>29103728
>tfw didn't even notice I had a second chin until I shaved
Is it gay if I want a girl in my class to peg me?
I think she'd be up for it but I'm not sure how to ask her...
Just do it ya faggot. Get her to start with a finger.
>>29102949
Not gay at all senpai, sure people will argue
>"YOUR JUST PRACTICING TO COME OUT OF THE CLOSET FAGGOT"
But it's not a guy, so what's the fucking problem?
>Roastie fucking you
>>29102974
How does that work exactly?
"Hey miss, you're pretty easy on the eyes. Care to stick a pinky in my brown eye after history class?"
>was fat as fuck
>became thin and muscular
>fixed my fucked up teeth
>got a qt gf after 23 years of KHVness
>finally got my STEM degree
>own my own flat in a big city
>have money
>no debt
>good parents
>a few good friends
>everything seems perfect
>I'm still depressed and empty inside
when will this end
why am I not happy
I want to escape
why is this happening
>>29102857
get a hobby thats not videogames, unless your are making one
>>29102910
how do you "get" a hobby
>>29102857
I'm curious why you actually are still depressed
I'd be willing to talk to you if you want
>>29102930
>"get" a hobby
look up hobbies and find one that interests you
or just think of things that interest you and try them out
>msg this bitch
>she reads the msg imieditly but doesnt respond
fake, a guy or a bitch looking for a sponsor what do you think
>>29102839
I think that fries don't really go with mayonnaise. Ketchup or BBQ sauce is the tasty choice, I have just never understood people who use mayonnaise with fries.
>>29102839
probably out of your league
>>29102839
Either fake or way out of your league.
Why does wizchan hate us?
>>29102755
They have transcended beyond the need of a gf. They have perfected the magical arts when they acquired level 30. We are just mere apprentices gazing upon their mystic.
they don't like normalfags
I used to troll wizchan till I discovered all the butthurt contained in 8ch net /r9k/
They want to be wizardchan in the worst way, the wizards just chill and bantz for the most part.
Since there is no seduction required, what context do you put your sex in? How do they normally act? Who initiates things? Are they flirty?
A U T I S M
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Moriginal comment tbqhwyf
Also, can you spend the whole just time eating them out?
>>29102798
of course
and in spanish for originality
por supuesto.
> tfw you will never own a cute nerdy girl to fellate you after a hard day's work
>>29102679
>Cute
>Nerdy
That's a bimbo with glasses.
Only cuz I don't work lol
>>29102679
>> tfw you will never own a cute nerdy girl to berate you after a hard day's work
FIFY.
This is stale as fuck, I know.
But I always felt ''You're getting old'' was South Park's final episode. Or meant to be.
Stan moves away from this little escapist town, facing the fact life isn't some joyous romp where everything turns out great in some grand scheme of things.
A wake up call, that life sucks and most things are shit.
Iunno /r9k/, just felt like sharing these thoughts with you.
Maybe I'm just bitter or stupid.
>>29102646
Wait, what are you talking about? South Park ended? I haven't watched that show in years.
>>29102678
It's still up and running.
But I think it would have nice if it ended on that note.
That's all.
South Park is one of those shows that could go on for another decade if it wanted. it's just an easy show to write for.
>>29102678
it didn't end. OP is saying that he felt like the final episode in season 15 should have been the end because it was very bitter sweet. I remember that episode, the sunset and landslide by fleetwood mac in the background. it was super feelsy and euphoric.
