>Talking to this girl online
>She wants to hear my voice
>I send her a voice recording
>She said i sound like a boy with a higher voice
I don't know what to think anymore, help me.
ps: i'm a female
>>29098757
Post vocaroo with voice
This is why I don't like getting on cam or on mic. Every online friend gets disappointed that I don't sound or look my age. If you want Internet friends, you better be some voice actor or singer and be extremely charismatic.Otherwise you'll get bullied and no one will respect you.
Sorry you had to go through that, OP.
>>29098757
>she said I sound like a boy with a higher voice
I have solution. Stop being high. Thank you I am geniusly genius truly.
Would you consider this one to be Chad?
I think he was probably attractive in a twink way a few years back, but natural aging + those features make him look kinda untrustworthy and kind of creepy.
Jury's still out on if I'd fugg though.
>>29098737
you can be good looking and still a total robot.
>>29098737
>that entire fucking mandible
>that tiny mouth
oh god kill it
>>29098737
>hair too messy
>shitty eyebrow game
>what the fuck are those eyelashes
>tiny itty bitty lips
This honestly just looks like a dyke to me. I'm not even trying to be funny.
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2016/06/160606103654.html
>The Neanderthal genome included harmful mutations that made the hominids around 40 percent less reproductively fit than modern humans, according to new estimates. Non-African humans inherited some of this genetic burden when they interbred with Neanderthals, though much of it has been lost over time. The results suggest that these harmful gene variants continue to reduce the fitness of some populations today. The study also has implications for management of endangered species.
WHITES BTFO
i mean.. whatever, right? I dont care enough about my own life to start exercising so why would I care about my whole race's ability/drive to exercise.
Just whatever, man.
>>29098729
We're talking genetic terms, not physical terms.
>>29098703
>link doesn't work
>"Neanderthal" instead of "Neandertal"
Nice try, pleb.
I want Shana to sit on me. I want to feel the pressure of her butt on my spine.
>>29098666
i want her to sit on my cock and squirt all down my shaft
>>29098666
What would you do to Shana while she's sitting.
>>29098773
Would you pump her gently or rough?
>>29098666
I want to be Shana.
AHHH, I CAN'T STAND IT
QT Asian girl who works in the same building as me, I see her at the smoking lounge almost every day, chatting with her friend. And that she smokes is a plus, because I smoke. She she's not what a typical girl smoker looks like. She's a CUTE. Like pic related.
But I'll never talk to her because she's always talking to her friend and both of them seem uninterested in talking to anyone else. Barely make eye contact, and I just stand and smoke and feel like a weirdo, and they probably think I am one, too.
>>29098659
>likes asians
>just buy one m8
>smoking lounge
Where are you from, OP?
>>29098694
Southeast Murika. We can't smoke inside.
red pill me on men
I always hear about how bad woman are but not men, why are we horrible? Tell us fembots!
>>29098653
You set an impossible ideal to live up to. Nothing I do or any women could do in life can ever match the achievments of the great men of this world.
And that is why you must fall.
>>29098653
hypergamy is valid for male behavior, too.
Ergo, you will be cheated on. He might really love you, but he will fuck other girls. It's just a fact of life.
I always thought dudes would cheat more, because we can make million of babies ext ext
Manlets absolutely btfo
never gona require pack up fami
>>29098601
>tfw my boyfriend is all of these
:3
>>29098675
Be quiet, we can't let the robots know normies live on this board.
Being tall sucks. Not everybody likes tall! I've been rejected because of it.
6'2-3"-something man here. I hit my head on shit in the basement, clothes look too short on my gumpy ass, gaining muscle is impossible when you have to bulk up so much mass. It sucks.
>tfw you realise you are Artie Ziff and not Homer Simpson
>>29098571
just dont get hung up on one girl if she doesnt like you move on
it's less depressing that way and not as difficult as it sounds basically dont be a beta orbiter.
Artie Ziff is a billionaire and a celebrity. He has the money to do whatever, but he can't buy love.
>>29098571
>in tv nerds become millionaires and chad gets fat
>tfw in real life it's the opposite
hold me
Why do meat eaters think bacon is so funny?
They don't
I eat bacon because it tastes nice.
>>29098528
why do vegans say they are vegan just because they don't digest meat
also if an animal can pass the mirror test I won't eat it
Dude, bacon is fucking hilarious.
I was on vacation in Italy once, walking through one of those bullshit tourist traps. There's some guy doing mimes or some shit. Usually I'd ignore it, but there was a HUGE crowd around him, so I thought I'd check him out.
Turned out to be a fucking strip of bacon. Let me tell you, human comedians aren't even in the same league as bacon comedians. Bacon pretty much defines comedy for me now.
Started fucking losing it. My sides launched and went into orbit. I heard later that my sides were caught and preserved...
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Seriously guys, american women are so trash tier it's unbelievable
>it's my birthday today
>went to a bar with my best (and only) friend yesterday
>there are litteraly only the of us there, when suddenly a horde of women comes in
>they immediatly start talking to us
>the sing for me
>talk to one of them
>sperg out and LITERALLY ask her to have...
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Pretty boring story but very kind of you to take your time to come here sharing it with us.
Did you get any nice birthday presents?
>>29098523
You stupid nigger, you could have fucked her. That was a shit test. You failed.
>using reddit
Comic man deserved his fate
You guys are fucking losers like the red panda
>>29098395
>red pandas are my favorite animal
>even have a red panda kigurumi
>see this thread
>my soul when
at least we are both qt
More like the rad panda.
Who else here, /trollingpol/?
You are trolling yourself by looking at a black mans anus all the time.
>>29098404
>implying OP isn't an actual cuckold who is mad that /pol/ makes fun of his kind
>Kali script kiddie loves black cock
>Thinks getting a handful of replies counts as trolling
On the plus side, OP, you trolled me into posting ITT, so maybe you're not so bad after all! :^)
ITT: Post about the times you or someone else was a huge fucking asshole.
>Be me
>Talking to my internet fuckbuddy/gf
>Live in different time zones, so i'm pretty much in the middle of the night while she's in the middle of the day.
>Start getting annoyed with her for no particular reason, calling me a liar, mocking me for going to sleep, etc.
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>>29098351
>In high school
>Physically disabled chick with walker frame creeps on everyone
>Friend tells he I like her
>She seems to believe this and follows me around
>Basically tell her to fuck off and I hate her
>Say stuff like "Just throw yourself under a train and finish the job"
>Later my science...
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>>29098435
Fuck man, that was pretty brutal. You still have a pretty good excuse though. You were young, everyone does stupid shit when they're young. You're pretty much absolved of the responsibility by now.
Besides, she's probably forgotten by now, plenty of other shit going on in her life.
>>29098435
To be fair, your friend was a pretty big asshole for telling her that you liked her in the first place. It was destined to turn out badly after that.
welcome home anon
>>29098288
i don't know why but reading that made me tear up
i just want to feel at home some place
>tfw you will never be tucked into bed by Trump
>TFW Melania will never make you Trump Tendies
>>29098288
that tall ass white orchid tho.
>there's over 4,000 religions in the world but ONLY mine is right! The rest are destined to burn in hell forever
Does anyone just laugh at people who are religious, or just low IQ in general.
>>29098259
There are even more adjectives but in the end they describe noun.
>>29098259
I'm religious, and I'm not saying I'm right. I'm pretty sure the only reason I converted was because I couldn't handle the idea of nonexistance. My IQ is 128 by the way
I see religion as a coping mechanism. The only people I laugh at are the people who insist their religion is the only correct one and everyone else is a retard.