Why do meat eaters think bacon is so funny?
They don't
I eat bacon because it tastes nice.
>>29098528
why do vegans say they are vegan just because they don't digest meat
also if an animal can pass the mirror test I won't eat it
Dude, bacon is fucking hilarious.
I was on vacation in Italy once, walking through one of those bullshit tourist traps. There's some guy doing mimes or some shit. Usually I'd ignore it, but there was a HUGE crowd around him, so I thought I'd check him out.
Turned out to be a fucking strip of bacon. Let me tell you, human comedians aren't even in the same league as bacon comedians. Bacon pretty much defines comedy for me now.
Started fucking losing it. My sides launched and went into orbit. I heard later that my sides were caught and preserved and turned into bacon themselves.
My theory on why bacon is so funny that is that bacon starts off as sides. Most sides are lost because of something funny, so just the origin of bacon is inherently funny.
>>29098528
>tfw not a big fan of meat
>tfw I love bacon
Turkey bacon is good...I'm a murderer ):
>>29098528
>I wonder how I can bring up that I don't eat meat today
>>29098627
turkey bacon is awful, bacon cooked to like a medium is the best.
>>29098528
Pigs are the best animals desu, they're super cute and really delicious.
Because it's a fucking meme meat at this point.
>"l0l XD i luv bakiiinnsss so lol randumb CATS RAINBOWS BACON"
I puked to this behavior once.
Cows, Chickens, Pigs are more emotionally intelligent than dogs and cats, but it's okay to eat them because they are not cute. It wouldn't matter if cows, chickens, and pigs could talk.
