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>tfw you'll never have a pure sicillian waifu
That's okay.
asdfsdfg
Do you like being cucked by masculine, high testosterone Sicilian bulls or what?
sicilians are niggers bro
Who /legit losing their mind/ here? I literally don't know what is happening anymore. One moment I feel incredibly happy and the next depressed as hell. One moment I feel like I look qt and the next I feel like the ugliest monster to ever walk the planet. One moment I feel like everyone despises me and the next I feel I am well liked. One second I feel like someone is emulating me and the next I feel like he is mocking me. I think my mind is breaking and I don't know what to do.
>>27250611
sounds similar but its more like i feel a certain way for a whole day till evening, then get sads.
what you describe sounds like bipolar disorder.
>>27250611
I think im going psycho too. I keep on seeing people wearing all white clothes with dyed white hair and no eye color unless a cults moved in I might talk to a therapist.
>tfw dont know if some of my memories were dreams or actually happened
for example remembering what I did yesterday, and not having sure if I really did it or if it was a dream, its like I get too invested in my dreams even though I forget them 1 second after I wake up
What are your top 3 most autistic vidya?
>ARK
>Gmod
>Minecraft
>someone else that plays ARK
>Minecraft
>OpenTTD
>Mario Maker
>>27250470
The origional autist vidya
>come quickly anon the movie's about to start!
Wtf?? That's not my couch
>>27250392
you're at her house
her parents are out for the weekend
>>27250506
I've never been to a girl's house
What would you do?
>gf of 4+ years, love each other, live together
>gf doesn't turn up
>watch Netflix all the time, go out to dinner, watch movies, she's busy with school so rarely go out do anything fun
>you like to turn up, you get bored can't watch tv every night
>some nights you go out with your friends
>attractive friend comes up to you while your out with the crew
>both of you are wasted
>she and your gf are cool with each other, this girl knows my gf, my gf thinks this girl is cool
>this girl comes into you hard as fuck, I mean straight up says she wants to fuck.
>what do?
I know what I did because I'm not a damn pleb, but it was difficult as hell, especially because she came around with the crew the rest of the night. My only regret is kinda flirting with her the rest of the night. Feels a little close to the line.
Didn't even think I was even close to chad material, didn't know I could pull like this.
>inb4 get out normie, only post if you are not a virgin
>>27250100
He wasn't out btw
>>27250100
>>you like to turn up
it's good to turn up i suppose
>>27250123
Gf* wasn't out
hi this is Erica.
add me on my steam please, and buy me a game I ask.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/bl455/
please add me, I want a game
Prove its you and I'll buy you 400$ worth of games, i just got paid.
>>27249911
add me
http://steamcommunity.com/id/bl455/
>be black
>almost everyone at my college is liberal/"progressive"
>they all generally won't talk to me
>refrain from talking about politics because I'm a conservative and they tend to lash out and ostracize righties
>just don't talk about politics in general so no one knows I'm a conservative
>conservatives are actually the few friendly people at this college that try to get to know me
....So be friends with the cons, duh.
Please go back to Africa already. When I see a non-white(besides Asians) using white inventions it infuriates me.
>>27249848
Fuck off. Trump isn't a racist piece of shit like you are
Any robots with /insomnia/ here? I've been looking for some meds to help me sleep, any tips?
Idiot, the natural cure to insomnia is exercise. You can't sleep because you're an anime posting slob
one thing to consider is blue light. Google what blue light does, and then get Flux to help your eyes. you probably state at computer or TV screens or a phone or a tablet all day getting pumped full of artificial blue light. shits not good for you.
I take remeron, it does the job well but I feel like a zombie the next day and I a have a serious case of the munchies. Literally starving.
Why is self-deprecating humor, and really self-defeatism in general, so popular these days?
Everyone thinks they're a moron, wears their failures like badges of honor, thinks it's cool to be functionally awkward (both physically and socially), and brags about how lazy they are.
What is going on? In Sparta (dear sweet baby Jesus there are SO many examples I can pull out of my hat but here's one) everyone tried their best to become the ultimate badass-now the opposite seems to be occurring (at least in some segments of society).
Why is it cool to be a retarded, geeky (not the functional geek who is naturally good with numbers, science, and computers and makes $120,000/yr and travels every 3 months), and a piece of human trash?
how many times have you heard people call themselves smart in the past 5 years? Now, how many times have you heard people call themselves stupid in the past 5 years?
>>27249604
if you tell people you're stupid they won't expect anything from you
Because if you say you're intelligent and try to act intelligently, people call you an egotist and shit all over you and "pull your head out of your ass" and "get over yourself".
>>27249604
Mainstream media parades perfect physical specimens who say the right the thing in front of us 24/7
All you can do is admit defeat and hope that Stacey takes pity on uou and swallows your load
Hey /r9k/ I am curious about what your favorite movie of 2015 was.
I'm going with this one: It had great scenery and violence.
Mad Max but im movie pleb, didnt saw much movies
>>27249539
I only saw 3 movies in 2015 because I'm not a fucking normie.
They were Birdman, DBZ Resurrection of F, and Starwars.
I liked Birdman and DBZ a lot, but SW7 was fucking shit.
personAlly i LoVed mad max fury road. It was like a Non-stop ActioN sequence, Determined To give me tHrills and awEsome sCenery. the film filled all my cHIldhood dreams about Peril and action while Making sUre that i Never lost interest. i Know ill watch that movie for yearS to come
Goddamn I hate being a wagecuck.
Who no call no show here? I will tomorrow. I am too beta to quit and want to get back at my normie oppressors.
>>27249527
How will you feed yourself?
>>27249527
That's how most normies quit too.
t. former fast food manager
>>27249527
I make $1k a week have my own office and can take a break really anytime I want so long I get my work done.
Downside of cause is the work I do can be stressful since I'm new.
Also finishing at 5 (or 10 to 5 like I do) is tiring as fuck
Alright god dammit
>be me
>living with girlfriend in apartment
>her friend needs a place to stay, so she tells her to come crash here a while
Before I continue, a little backstory. Her friend got kicked out of her house after her eldest child called child protective services on her over allegedly being beaten by her. Personally I'd believe it. This bitch is about as stable as thousand year old dynamite and is gonstantly popping muscle relaxers, kratom, and takes a heavy ass dose of ambien every night. She says her boyfriend coerced her kid into calling because he was mad because she cheated on him.She's been here over a week now spreading her fucking white trash stink through the apartment, keeps going to boyfriend's house (where her kids are who she has been court ordered not to be near and her shit is piling up everywhere.
>girlfriend's friend comes over and starts making herself at home
>will not shut the fuck up
>says things like "YOU DON'T KNOW ME" whenever she takes a break from talking about herself and having a pity party for herself
>mom calls, needs me to babysit my little sister while she stays at the hospital with a friend
>Stay a couple nights at moms house with little sister
>she starts giving me the lusty eyes
>jk faggots not that kinda story.
>chilling with little sister playing animal crossing
>call girlfriend to say goodnight around 10. had to get up early the next morning to take little sis to school
>Girlfriend doesn't answer, I text.
>get worried because the only other person at the apartment with gf is the inbred hills have eyes offspring of honey booboo and she's probably out of her mind on kratom and ambien at this point
>call again. still now answer
>shedead.png
>call a 3rd time, she answers
>says her friend was having a heartfelt convo with her about having been molested or some shit she uses as an excuse to be a druggie
>i ask why she couldnt answer for 10 seconds to say goodnight
1/?
>>27249390
Continue, I'm lurking
cont..
>trailer beast roar in the background "TELL HIYUM YER HAVIN A UFFAIR"
>u wot
> say "I think it's time she found somewhere else to stay"
>"no, anon, she doesn't have anywhere else to go"
This is where it gets fun
>next day, talking to gf about her friend's bad sense of humor
>start arguing
>she puts me in speaker phone while I explain why it wasn't funny.
>speak my mind about her friend
>slut
>unstable
>obnoxious
>her friend grabs the phone and starts yelling at me in the traditional afro-saxon dialect
>"WHY DONT YOU JUST STAY WHERE YOU AT AN DONT COME BACK"
>ohnoyoufuckingdidntnigger.exe
>tell her to learn her fucking place and that she is a guest
>turns into a huge thing, gf mad
So here's my question. Wat do? I went with her and my gf to pick up some of her shit from her boyfriend's house in the sticks where she was around her kids and she's currently spending the night with them. Is it possible to make anonymous tips to CPS and will they send someone there to check it out? Fuck this bitch, I want to ruin her.
>>27249390
>living with girlfriend
>girlfriend
Why would your normie ass be in a place like this?
>"ummmm excuse me, can you like stop stareing at me? Ill call my boyfriend over hear and have him beet you're ass, you creep!"
Cool, I love beets.
>>27249377
Cool, have fun being single when he's in jail.
>>27249377
>i will brake your neck before you look at him
Who else is fucking drunk here?
>>27249118
Gettin there m8
Frogs an feels is gettin robbed right now, stay away
Everyday I am.
>>27249118
One and a half bottle of scotch in, the night has only just begun my friend.
The adventure lies before us.
What was the best time to live in?
I say it was the 90s.
>>27248993
60s easily
>>27249073
>no video games
???
>>27248993
You're only saying this because you were a kid with no real problems in the 90s.
