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If you know women 25+, are they desperate to get married?
most of them senpai
No to all of the 25+ women I know.
My cousin is 27 and just bought her own house with the clear intention of being single forever, basically. And she's gorgeous.
All the rest are more interested in work. I don't think any of them are actually dating lately either.
Yes but they will cheat nonetheless
based chinese thor
i guess asians aren't all beta fruitcakes
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b76_1458120677
this was just pure cringe.
first of all, it really doesn't matter if he eats in the subway. those places are cleaned regularly anyway. in western countries people do that all the time.
and then, how would you feel if some unbearable autist in a cosplay costume and a hammer fucking maims you out of nowhere?
lol that was funny as hell, but fake as hell.
that's a Chinese stereotype.
i see all the time myself though. get on the bus, next to you on the floor is just a pile of wet sunflower seed husks.
>>27263347
found the victim of chinese thor
he didn't chew so good.
I'm giving up senpai. I'll see you on the other side.
Have fun in the hospital dying a slow painful death for the next two weeks
>>27263160
Its melatonin you fucking retard, the only thing thats going to happen is you being super tired and your pee turning yellow
>>27263160
Can you reserve a comfy spot for me once you're there?
How do fembots compete with THIS
>>27262844
i wanna smell her neck/collarbone
They don't have to compete.
>>27262844
her jaw looks weirdly small
i would love to see x-rays of it
Who here /greaser/
>>27262803
check out the package on black t shirt chad, daymn
>>27262803
I kinda wanna buy a leather jacket tbqhwy famalam
I fear it'd look stupid on a muscular body though
>>27262819
It looks really good on a muscular body, I'm a greaser but not gonna lie I'm a skinny fuck and it doesn't look as good with a jacket as it would with someone relatively muscly
>tfw women have a literal hole meant for dicks to be put into
>a dedicated hole
how does anyone take them seriously?
And men have a meat stick meant to be put into that hole OP. Congratulations on being over 18 and finally getting "the talk". Your parents must be so proud.
>>27262670
well we also pee with it
>>27262670
Kill yourself chinese cartoon poster, no one will miss you.
How do you not get bored as a NEET.
I keep waiting for stuff that I want to come out and end up being impatient
The answer, while redundant is simple: Do something, read a book, go for a walk, stick a broomstick up your ass. Anything to keep the monotony away.
smonk weed
>>27262857
Also this, weed is an excellent NEET drug because it keeps you excited.
>in 6 minutes I will have been up for 50 hours
>I am not tired in the slightest
>I am extremely cranky
>I have been to several doctors about this all of which give me fucking anti depressants
>My body is literally shaking from sleep deprivation
>What the actual fuck
>I don't usually get suicidal but I kind of want to die right now
Has anyone experienced this, god, I feel so fucking helpless right now, If I had a single fucking friend in the world I'd ask him to knock me the fuck out.
>>27262574
Have a warm shower then a warm glass of milk. Sounds silly but they're two things that always help me to sleep
Sounds like a manic episode to me which would explain the anti depressants. During mania people can stay awake for days without feeling tired and often shake. Have you been experiencing any grandiose delusions?
>>27262671
Drinking warm milk now.I tried a shower earlier because it usually helps but no nothing and its really hard me to to stand because my ankles are so weak.
>>27262768
I have manic depressive disorder or whatever so probably.Why I dont think so. why wont the stuipid docs just give me sleeping pills ffs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuJPkQkhwn8
comfy edition
what you bots listening to this fine saturday morning?
>>27262475
Fuck off
original comment original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTC7o_eT4Vw
>>27262518
bones is cool, you like joule$?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SnXzSfeTSSc
>>27262517
no u
>7 days long unintentional no fap
>occasional urge to watch porn just because I am alone
>apart from that not horny at all
>dick soft most of the time
what's wrong with me? am I going to die soon?
Keep doing nofap, most good results come in after 2 wks. Takes a while for the body to adjust.
>>27262561
hmm well will see. so far it required little to no self control.
>>27262631
Yeah, it really depends, if you're an addict for a long time it's harder. I'm also on a week now but have held it out for 3-4 months.
>why do you not like gay people anon
LET ME FUCKING TELL YOU WHY, STORY TIME FAGGOTS.
>Actually get a gf at 19, everything going well
>She has this guy best friend that she grew up with who she hangs out with which set off my kuckold alarm but turns out he's a massive faggot who sucks a lot of dick so I don't care
>Me and gf fall out because I asked her to stop skyping her brother all day so we could actually go do something
>She goes to fucking faganons house
>I get really mad, drive over
>Faganon answers the door and tells me she doesn't want to see me
>Get my friends together and beat the shit out of faganon when he leaves his faggy work
>He shows up at my gfs fucking house and tells her
>She fucking dumps me
>They apparently got really high and ended up banging
>Now they're going out
Gay people just want to steal your fucking girlfriends, FUCK them
>>27262242
coooooooooooooooool
here's your (you)
>>27262242
true robot
i feel you bro
you are the true robot
ps nice meme spider man nerdy kek so kol
>>27262242
>Get my friends together and beat the shit out of faganon when he leaves his faggy work
Is this pasta?
Savant syndrome is when someone with a debilitating condition excels in one particular area. These individuals usually have a very high proficiency in games like chess.
Well /b/? Prove to me that you all aren't wasted as autists.
Dubs decide moves, you will be playing as white.
I am an expert level chess player and I will play black.
What's your FIDE rating?
Someone has said before.. weird
>>27262114
lol you'd get rekt m9 I'm not gonna try
>>27262114
horse on the left, move him up and to the inside
"My friends and I are going to go watch Batman v Superman this Sunday. Do you want to come with?"
>>27261828
"do you even own any of the comics or vhs tapes? can you even tell me the name of volume 20 for either comic? just go see fucking zootopia."
>my response when my brother asked me last week.
good thing it wasn't a gril or i probably would've an heroed.
>it's a Batman fan that glorifies Batman: TAS and dismisses anything that doesn't involve Bruce Timm, Mark Hammil, or Kevin Conroy
>>27261828
Isn't that Sachie?
bedded 2 girls who were in LTRs and they're in love with me and don't know I have a gf.
First girl gave it up after first date and a month later she dumped her man of 9 years
Second girl resisted my charm but confessed her feelings to me last night. Dinner, movie, bang and fell asleep together. She told me she wants to leave her man and her heart is completely mine. She's in an 8 year relationship.
I went from having agoraphobia and having panic attacks in class that would make me get up and leave the classroom If any form of attention was on me to a casanova.
Does anyone want to hear the story any maybe get some insight if you're suffering from the same ?
sure. how did you meet them and how did you ask them out? Did you "lay any ground work" before asking them out?
>>27261615
You are cheating on your girlfriend AND making other girls cheat on their boyfriends. You're not a normie. You're just an asshole. I don't want you on this board.
>>27261615
post pictures of what they look like. Most retards could steal a fat uggo
Who pencil dick here?
>tfw 7" length but only 5" girth
Literally, what's the point
Right here bro.
7"x5.2". Doubt girls will even feel me inside them and i'll just feel like a spear jabbing them with zero pleasure.
The average penis is 4.6'' in girth.
>>27261545
>5.5 length
>4 girth
Never known anyone with a dick as skinny as mine who wasn't also a virgin
