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http://www.bostonherald.com/news/local_coverage/2016/03/illegals_held_in_vicious_framingham_rape
Boyfriend cucked by 4 illegal manlet beaners banging his girl.
NORMIES ON SUICIDE WATCH.
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>>27267952
how is he a cuck if he nearly died trying to save her?
When Guatemala sends their people, they're not sending their best.
Imagine hearing your gf moan and squeal as four spics take turns running a train on her. I'd have to an hero for allowing myself to be cucked, plus her nasty jacked up pussy would look like inside out enchiladas after Jorge and Manuel were finished with her.
What's it like to go on a date with a girl?
I will never know in the fear that it would be awkward.
depends on how well you click
always awkward at first tho
I always start asking them about plants.
Just checking on you guys. I don't have time to respond to anything much right now, but I'll gladly read about your progress.
>>27267659
All you need to get started.
Well I'm still eating like a pig and still haven't gained weight. Like for fucks sake, why aren't I a lard yet?
>>27267737
Count your calories. Every day.
>Those dry periods where you have no good video games to play
Fucking kill me. I've literally just been on 4chan, refreshing my youtube feed, and sleeping for like a straight week now. I'm so fucking bored. I wish Pokken didn't have such a garbage roster so I could play that, but I'm honestly very tempted to get it anyways because I have nothing to do. What are you guys doing to keep busy?
fuck your mom up her shitter
Just started watching Durara or however its spelled, and been playing ffxiv
get a job loserbloxxing
SPOILERS for Parks and Recreation
SPOILERS
SPOILERS
Parks and Recreation SPOILERZ!!!!!
You have been WARNED!oh guys, me and my wife are JUST like April and Andy!!!!!!
>spoiler warning for a show whos audience has zero overlap with /r9k/
that show is for fat single womyn
Holy shit that is cringe worthy af
Has there ever been a gayer show on tv?
hi /r9k/
How many of you have bought things for girls from their wishlists? Why did you do it?
I'm trying to figure out how I can make myself more appealing to guys so they'll buy things for me. Obviously I don't want to do anything sordid, but I'm very poor and have to save all my money for a surgery :( the pain is so bad and I just want nice things to distract me.
why aren't there any nice guys who will buy me playdoh? i'd show them the pretty things I made, or pictures of me cuddling my new stuffies.
here's my wishlist, is it too expensive? help me /r9k/
amzn com/w/CU13ZL417NN7
I wish people would buy this qt stuff instead of that fucking roastie whore Eliza
>too young to be a cam model
>be an /r9k/ waifu instead
>>27267531
robots are better people than cam models.
>when my dad was 25 he had a wife, a kid and a house
>my brother is 25 and has an apartment that he rents, a bike, and a thousand or so Magic cards
>refuses to let me set him up with some of my single friends after having an "awkward" experience one time
>meanwhile our dad went on hundreds of dates before finding our mom
Why are guys so much less "mature" these days?
Nobody wants to date your fat friends
>>27267209
>guys dont want to put up with modern day women
>this makes them less "mature" somehow
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maybe try being less shitty companions?
I have been friend, acquaintance and boyfriend to many women and enjoyed none of those relationships after some time. Women are just shit to be around.
>>27267209
Cause you don't deserve it.
Prove yourself before you do.
Tall girls are manlet friendly, As a 5'5 manlet I can confirm to you guys womanlets are they main ones who spread hatred towards us. Rebel and join me.
I will be your general, at 5' i commit to only trying to date girls that are taller than me.
>>27267927
You're a fool.
Nobody likes manlets.
no short man has ever hit on me (I'm 6'0 for reference), only ones around my heightthis cute asian guy in my class looks at me a lot, if only he'd talk to me about anything
We did it boys, I'm going to lose my virginity to my partner of 1 year and a half in 2 weeks. I don't have any friends or anyone to talk to about this so I'm just telling you guys.
>>27266934
It took you a year to fuck your girl? Jesus Christ. Anyways congrats.
How'd you last for a year?
If I don't jack off for four days I'm basically ready to rape, and have a hard time not getting erections in public.
It doesn't count if:
It is not a girl
It is a child
It is your mother
It is not human
It is your tulpa
>robot calls female streamer
>spills spaghetti
>"OMG, LE CRINGE!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aJFrHwyJ3yQ
>>27266926
What a mean biiiiiiiitch I hate her
Delete this and never talk bad about alisha again!!
>>27267001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX7IaviW1ZQ
No spammerino in the threaderino
>having sex
>he goes deep
>really pounding at my cervix
>doesn't hurt but doesn't feel as good as it used to
>he nuts
>I feel weird
>start to feel nausea
>waves of pain
>rolling over me
>fetal position
>tears
>half hour spent wondering if I should go to the ER if it doesn't stop
>it starts to go away
This has happened twice. Anyone else had this happen?
i heard if you spray some hairspray up your vag it will help with the pain
so spray some hairspray up there
You're either preggers or need a doc.
>>27266817
I heard that if you kill yourself it fixes that you should try it
Does having a mustache without a beard make you look like a pedo?
>Tfw my shit genetics won't allow me to grow a beautiful lumberjack beard
>>27266661
Honestly I think mustaches look cooler than beards. If it's a nice stache, I say go for it. Sure, sluts with daddy issues like guys with beards, but who cares?
>>27266661
Yes. ALWAYS, unless you're an adult 40+. Even then, just don't do it.
>>27266661
I've been thinking about shaving my beard off recently and just having a mustache. It'd be easier to manage and look cool/dumb
Robots claim to be more intelligent than the average dumbfuck "normalfag" and usually assert that it is this very intellectual superiority that makes them unable to relate to the dumber normalfags.
I'm not so sure. Let's see if you guys have any skill in the foremost intellectual sport of the western tradition, and how well you play me at chess. I'll be taking 5/0 time controls, either side, although if anyone wants to request different times, I'll consider it.
http://lichess.org/ASBSz7Lm
Arimaa is better
>>27266570
Furry detected.
>>27266549
That's 1-0 against a self professed normie visitor.
Any other takers?
http://en.lichess.org/XUQ7Fvgr
Anyone wanna do me?
http://bg.lichess.org/izCUrHFf
If hypothetically i was a girl and i accepted to be your gf but only of you let me cut you from time to time, would you accept? You can cut me back.
I don't really get the appeal due to not being a teenager anymore
Honestly? Fucking yes. But only if you were a guy. Eventually I would get bored because I know it doesn't actually mean anything real, though, and then leave you and your shitty fetishistic means of connecting with others.
I'm a big ol' cunt I guess but getting cut gets me hard, for now, until I realize how distasteful it is.
>>27266516
No way I think it's evil
Hell only scares normies
anyone else feel this way?
fail get
>>27266466
hell is the main thing keeping me from an-heroing so I think you are wrong
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