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>gets caught raping little kids
>gets a slap on the wrist
why do women have it so easy
>>27266260
>little kids
he was 14 and the ''rapist'' was 19
>>27266477
And what would have happened if the genders were reversed?
>real life shotacon
Nice
>tfw all I wanna do is get drunk but I'm trying to lose weight
>>27266177
you can do both as long as you hit the cardio desu bih
There's hard liquor, you know?
>yfw there are millions of skinny alcoholics
>tfw even a girl back in hs who was desperate to have a date to prom and got rejected by every guy she asked made a slightly disgusted face when I asked her out and said yes as if it was the most painful thing ever
It's been almost a year and this still makes me feel like absolute shit. Even a desperate girl didn't want me. Hell, she didn't even want to slow dance with me at prom. When I asked her to dance even though she's my date, she said she doesn't slow dance.
I am a funny person and thought I was maybe slightly attractive but I guess I'm actually extremely ugly and never saw that myself.
I tried going after a few other girls after that, none of which were successful. One thought I was hilarious but didn't want to date and the other kept me around because I was entertaining but noped the fuck out when I asked her to go to the movies with me, ghosted me and went back to talking with her other male friends.
What the fuck I'm going to be a virgin forever alone girlfriendless faggot forever my life is a dark comedy. 19 KHV when everyone around me is having the time of their lives in uni is fucking me up.
People don't realize how long it takes those wounds to heal
>>27266173
Don't worry, OP. If you can make it to 30 your libido will drop. You'll feel near ambivalence toward women. It's worth the wait
>>27266173
Are you fat?
Original lanigiro
What to do when a girl ignores you? Do you just go full autism and confront her or do the same thing and make her fuck off?
>>27266144
Just got move on m8. Chasing them will only push them farther away. It sucks but that's the way it is
>>27266185
*got to*
>>27266185
Shouldn't you at least ask what's wrong first THEN back off? I mean, you should at least be entitled to an explanation.
you're not a real robot unless you can identify all of these.
They're fish
>>27266056
calcan , sunfish, flounder and some other faggots. What's my reward?
mmmm I love some parmesan baked flounder
To all misogynists, do you secretly wish you met a woman that lacked all negative traits and defied all your negative perceptions of females ?
>>27266015
of course senpai
original comment approved
I'm not a misogynist, I just hate shallow people, manipulative liars.
It's not my fault that society says that those are traits which are acceptable in women.
I want a woman who tries her best to be a good, honest, and loyal person.
>>27266015
Even other women want to meet someone like that. Theirs nothing mysognistic about acknowledging the fact that a majority of the population, regardless of gender, are shallow and stupid
I fucking can't right now, /r9k/. Stupid fucking Stacy
>18 year old high school senior
>last class of the day
>classmate looks over to me
>"hey anon, you going to prom next month?"
>open my mouth to answer but Stacy besides me interjects
>"yeah, he's taking me to prom"
>she looks over at me and gives me a a genuine smile
What the hell is this? This Stacy just assumes that I'm taking her. I don't even like her but she likes me. Always talking about settling down with me after graduation and having kids and shit. She flirts with me and touches me all the time. Even going as far as to asking if I want pics of her just in panties.
Everyone says I should go for it but forget it. I know she's been fucked by several different guys throughout the years. Now that she's starting to gain weight, she suddenly takes an interest in me. It's just like you guys said. Stacy rides the cock carousel then she starts looking to settle down with some nice guy once she starts losing her attractiveness.
I know that you older guys have seen some shit. Help me out here. I wanted to try my luck with some other girl and feel good about myself. I asked my mother about this but she claimed that it would be cruel of me to not go with her.
>>27265737
I see you're good at memes.
>>27265737
Just go, fucking do it.
I didn't go, and people are still giving me shit in college for it. There's nothing more painful than this conversation:
>So Anon, who did you take to prom?
>"No one, I didn't go."
>they smile, but you know that inside they think you're a fucking weirdo
It's almost blown my semi-Chad disguise once or twice
>>27265737
You should go with her to be honest. It could really become a nice evening and you might learn more about her.
>Come on Anon, rub some sunscreen on Mommy so she can get a nice tan
only white people have incest fantasies
>>27265580
there's a pretty obvious joke that can be made here but i'm just gonna let it hang
I don't want to fuck my mom but I want to fuck a thick milf who lets me call her mommy. Too bad they all want 40+ year old Chads with a beer belly.
Who here /diphenhydramine/?
Share your dph experiences robos.
For those that haven't tripped on dph, go get 600mg of benadryl (like 24 pills) and put them down the hatch. Report back and have fun :^)
Yeah don't do that. You won't trip. You will experience honest to God hallucinations and feel dysphoric as shit
>>27265394
Nobody actually uses benadryl recreationally.
>>27265394
Terrible anticholinergic poisoning is not a fun experience. Terrible restless legs and nightmarish trip. You'll regret it f you do this
Finally got a date guys, for next weekend.
What now?
>>27265381
then congrats, you may leave this board now
>>27265381
We wait for you to return to tell us she brought her Stacy and Chad friends along.
>>27265445
i dont wanna love. i'm still a robot and have a good chance at screwing this up...which is what I want to avoid.
Any idea what we can do? What I can do?
I'm thinking of taking her out for coffee, then going for a walk at the park.
I dont wanna do the full blown dinner meme. I want something different.
>be me
>no friends
>no gf
>wondering why no one wants to talk to me
>take autoportrait from the side
Now I understand.
Who else won the genetic lottery here?
Holy shit, do you live in Massachusetts? I think I know you.
>>27265302
at least you are not asian and ugly
>>27265348
Nope, I'm french. I think I look like the average sperglord tho.
Forget about your woes, and join in on the coziness
>bought a 1kg bucket of bacalao (fish in tomato sauce), boiled rice and put the rice in the bucket
>the bacalao tastes amazing and will keep me full the next 48 hours
>just poured a glass of black ale
>Mozart on the speakers, Celibidache conducting
Just as I thought I couldn't get it any comfier, I thought about getting another bucket, filling it with hot water and sinking my feet into it.
im drinking a nice cold glass of water and listening to the sound of text messages
Don't tell me that I'm the only comfortable being on this board right now?
>>27266011
Nope just came back with a car full of groceries, ready for another night of starving off the absurdity of being alive by playing vidya and solving the problems of fictional characters.
are you a big guy r9k?
>>27265064
Nah, i'm a little manlet, short and skele.
>>27265064
I weigh almost 100 kg and I don't look fat because I have the height to go with it.
5 foot 8 inches, not happy with myself.
Any of you ever know a girl like this that wasn't a total whore or a lesbian?
3.
I've met three different girls like that.
>>27264858
fembot here there is nothing wrong with having male friends they are much easier to get along with than other girls and because I have anxiety it tends to be really hard to get a bf but being surrounded by guys makes getting a bf really easy
>>27264858
literally only one
Does anyone else have robot/forever alone parents?
>literally never once saw them do anything with friends. no going out to dinner, going on vacation, even doing an activity with them. ever.
>their nights are spent watching tv in separate rooms
>they dont even seem to like each other and were close to separating/divorce like 10 years ago but i know for a fact they would both me alone forever if they had
>even though they moved into a brand new housing development that was being built when they bought it so all the people moving in were new, they dont even talk to their neighbors and dont even know their names even though they've lived there for almost 20 years
Did we ever have a chance
Adults have coworkers, not friends.
Your parents are normal.
>my mom doesnt have any friends
>but she went to ibiza/romania/italy when she was young
>she owned a sports car
>she is skittish around my dad
my dad beat her before i was born right?
>father was a popular, confident succesful extrovert
>mother was a quiet, resentful isolated woman
>tfw they divorced
>tfw raised by mother
>tfw a quiet, resentful isolated beta
![parents[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/jfXtMqC.jpg "parents[1]")