Going to a strip club soon to just experience it. I'm a uni student in the city and they actually have it so that students from my uni can get in free for this month. What should I expect /r9k/?
>>27252120
naked women who are nice to you for money
>>27252120
Chlamydia
pic related: my penis with a bit of coagulated discharge
>>27252161
Holy shit how the fuck did that happen senpai?
>You are told you're going to be left on an isolated island by yourself
>You will be given steady supplies of food and water
>No internet but you can choose between 1 of 2 porn tapes.
>1 tape is white female on black male
>The other tape is Asian female on black male
Which porn do you choose?
The AFBM one obviously.
Those options suck but if I had to choose I'd choose the white female on black male because I'm more attracted to white women.
>>27252051
tape 1, but it would have to suit my fetish. Vanilla porn does absolutely nothing for me.
Discuss this image. Do you agree? Do you disagree? Why?
>want
>demands
I agree. As someone with both those attributes, I think it's a fair deal.
Sounds fair to me
>"Hello?"
>"Hey Dad"
>"Oh, Anon..."
>"How's it going Dad?"
>"What do you want?"
>"I'm just calling to see how you and Mom were doing, Dad"
>"You want money?"
>"I don't want money, Dad,"
>"You can't...
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>>27251977
Why didn't you just start talking faggot
>>27251987
Because it was obvious that he didn't want me to
my father is a sullen, quiet robot type. he tries to form a relationship with me but we're both too quiet and depressed for anything to be established
Why havent you put a bullet in your fucking brain yet?
I don't want to break my mother's heart.
>>27252003
Came in here to post this.
She's gone through a lot of shit and she really couldn't handle my death right now.
>>27251963
With what may I ask?
With no firearms or means to obtain them?
>/r9k/ several years ago:
>"I don't know guys. I feel like there is something deeply wrong with society. I just don't fit in. I feel like I've been given a raw deal."
>"Yeah I agree"
>"Society is broken"
>" I feel the same way too"
>/r9k/ now:
>"I don't know guys. I feel like there is something...
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>>27251932
dont spend too much time thinking about it, its very simple really
when normie society is right, 4chan goes left. when normies goes left, 4chan goes right.
trump posters are a trip. it's insane how many of them take a meme completely seriously and just avert any criticism by calling everyone cucks
>>27251960
>normie
Spotted the cancer
So, the other day I was on facebook. A friend on facebook (not an actual friend, just someone I used to be involved with in the local music scene near where I used to live) made yet another facebook post arbitrarily bashing white males.
And so, I made a snide comment, and I basically said that the "evil white male cis" was a meme.
Seven people began to attack me, my character, they screenshotted all of my posts and took them out of context. They called me a rape apologist because an old friend of mine was accused by a few girls of sexually assaulting...
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*and if you will not help me, I will just go to /b/.
What did you have in mind, fampai?
>>27251865
NYPA, go back to where you came from and stay there.
Reminder that somewhere out there is a girl who doesn't have a boyfriend and is thinking of you.
>>27251711
IU thread?
don't ever fucking lie to me again
>>27251711
I'm aware, and she's a fucking hideous landwhale of a Tumblr user.
>it's another "mom claims she didn't know I was mentally-ill until I straight-up told her one day despite glaring warning signs from the ages of 11 to 19 in order to absolve herself of any guilt or blame for my current predicament" night
If your friendless, jittery teenage son breaks down crying when you tell him to buy a loaf of bread at the deli because he says he's scared of having to talk to the guy behind the counter and ask for the bread, clearly he is a healthy, fully-functioning member of society! Nothing...
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>>27251585
You type like an autist, but iktf.
> tell my mom if she dies I'm killing myself next because I don't have shit else left on this miserable planet
> says don't talk like that and just goes on Youtube
> have to drop everything when she's sad
>buying overpriced bread at the deli
>not just going to any generic store that shelves thousands of different loaves all to your liking and style
He's a fucking psycho
>>27251585
>muh mental illness!
>muh anxiety
>muh depression!
>feel bad for me!
I can't stand you people
IF YOU'RE NOT A GIRL, DON'T FUCKING PLAY GIRLS IN MMOS
I play a female spy/intelligence agent in Stars Wars MMO and I do it for the story, also I'm writing a book and the story helps me with my creative process.
>>27251561
>wanting to stare at a guys butt rather than a girls butt
>not wanting to catfish autists so they will give you free things
>>27251561
BOO HOO!!!!!! IS OP SAD :((((( IS WITTWE BABY SAD IS WITTWE BABY GONNA CWY!!! HUH!! ARE YOU GONNA CWY CWY CWY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
how do you get a prostitute to bang you bareback?
i just called a bunch of asian escorts and asked them if they offered bareback over the phone but they promptly hung up on me.
i understand escorts in person may react differently. but how do you know the one you scheduled is going to offer the goods? i don't want to order an escort without being 100% sure she's going to let me rawdog her.
Offer her extra money, claim to be a virgin.
>>27251195
i offered them double the normal rate over the phone and they still hung up
>>27251168
Haha oh lord why
I'm mostly convinced women are complete trash
>meet a girl in highschool not really crushing on her but not friends, just casually know each other
>solid 8/10 looks sort of like pic related typical "instagram" look
>end up going to same college
>befriends me because she knows absolutely no one else and it's a pretty shit small school
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>>27251035
The problem your experiencing is emotional deflection; because you cannot accept a world in which absolute commitment may be a shade of grey poisons the notion of meaningful relationships. You think all women are the devil created by satan to torture you? Maybe try understanding that people are fluid, and their desires change over time. This might be a hard concept to grasp, but women are people, and as such are fallible to growth, I. E. Change. Just because Mary Sue doesn't give up her body because your nice...
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>>27251035
Welcome to the real world.
Only men can love men. Women can only love money.
>>27251035
>I mostly swing towards women
>mostly
kil urself
>"Look Anon.. I didn't try and "lead" you to be my BF, I was just trying to help you when it seemed you're at your lowest. THAT'S IT"
>"So now could you please leave Chad and I alon-WOAHH! ANON W-WHAT IS THAT?
>"Anon.. Please.. J-Just.. Calm.. Down.. and drop the weapon.."
>"C-c'mon, you're not going to kill me after all we've been through r-right?"
>"All...
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Kill them both, starting with Chad.
>walk them to an alleyway
>shoot the guy in both thighs
>rape the girl
>piss on chad
>kill them both
I guess, I tried to put some more thought into it.
>>27251001
>hugging experiments.
Oh, Honey.... No.
Is Bisexuality just a meme?
About half the girls I know claim to be bisexual. It's a lot more than you would expect. Were women always a little bisexual, or is this a new trend?
>>27250970
girls are hot dude
Most women are open to sexual encounters with other women. It probably stems from the harematic nature of ancient women who shared the top men.
Women who were open to that were probably selected for.
It's why most women experiment in college where few men do
Bisexuality is just a meme, it lets women get attention not only from men but also other women.
Rate my mohawk robots
>>27250857
>Dye it electric blue out of ten
>>27250857
>mohawk
10/10 desu familio