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>chad can get away this and you can't
>>27264321
Is that her beta bf standing next to her?
>>27264321
Ok, and? What do you want me to do or say, OP?
Has gotta be staged.
got 50 neetbux, what food to get?
Mozzarella sticks
a rope to hang yourself with you fucking piece of trash
>>27264308
mcdonalds, candy, and an 8th of weeeeed
Gays can't be robots.
>>27264288
white people too.
>>27264294
White women and gay men shouldn't be allowed to have a say in any society.
this is a product of distorted male sexuality. Men want to fuck everything, mentally ill gay men will fuck as many of themselves as they possibly can. It is degenerate, disease ridden and ought to be discouraged.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0695r3rorGA
This is R9k's dream
How many of you have tried to lave 4chan before?
>>27264284
just an attentionwhore
but what's the music in the background?
>>27265492
I don't know someone posted this and I though of you guys.
This attention whore sounds low test.
Why do most robots have those bags under their eyes?
>>27264220
Though most of us are young, we're tired of life
Lack of sleep.
Mostly due to depression/suicidal thoughts/nightmares/Jews
>>27264220
Entirely shit genetics. A classic sign of ugliness, the biggest reason one becomes a robot.
How many McDonald's cheeseburgers can you eat in a row? My record is 18. If you can't eat at least 10, kill yourself.
>>27264029
I could do 10, but for money reasons i max have like 6
>>27264029
I tried to have an eating contest with a friend (but with double cheeseburgers) and the max I could eat was 3 before I felt like throwing up.
Fatties leave please.
If I had money, I'd probably do 20. They're really not that filling at all.
>Why don't you have a gf, anon?
>You're such a handsome young man!
>>27264012
Stop it grandma, I already told you I'm gay and have a boyfriend.
Fuck you
You probably wouldn't even give me a chance if you were my age
>>27264012
>Why don't you have a gf, anon?
>You're such a handsome young man!
That's literally what my grandma and aunties say every single time.
I wish they would just stop trying to cheer me up.
My grandma I kinda feel bad about since she's senile and keeps asking where my kids are.
What makes cucks like AIDS Skrillex behave like that?
Apparently he's been outed as a bronie and there's a bunch of creepy pictures from his already deleted social media. He is the "fucking white male" he was shouting about, SJWs will never come to his defense
Is he just a thirsty white knight? Was he expecting some sort of feeling of belonging just by embracing a mainstream line of thought that vilifies subhumans like him?
>this guy's probably not a virgin
>I am
>>27264197
What makes you think that? From the original video and his instagram pics he looks incel as fuck
Do you think he was fucking the cute girl from the vid?
>>27264197
I'm pretty sure all bronies are virgins. I don't know what would make AIDS Skrillex any different
i'll start:
>20 yo, live with my parents and 2 younger siblings (m,f)
>haven't any girl to talk with that haven't a boyfriend
>don't know how to start to talk with them anyways
>haven't an only group of people that i go out with, but i'm the useless wheel in most of them
>only group i'm really attached to is my friends from childhood, we're 3 guys, most of the time doing nothing at someone's house
>they seem to go on with life, while i'm here losing time on 4chan, playing games or watching thrash-tv series/animes
>have just lost a year to university cause i don't study enough (or don't study at all)
>never had a real gf (meaning real feelings for a girl that actually returned)
>never had a job, still i don't know if i should give it a try
>our house is a loft on 2 "floors" (the upper floor is in the pic)
>loft means no walls
>no walls means no privacy, nor studying opportunities
>have to jerk off in front of my sleeping brother or in the bathroom
>in my family nobody takes care about our family or house but my mother
>live with an obnoxious little sister that 16/24 lives on the sofa watching garbage on netflix
>live with a brother that could be an alpha but just plays lol when comes back home and has no real friends he go out with
>live with a mother that shouts us orders to do, but none of us actually does anything
>live with a father that is always late at everything, god of procrastinating
>had to clean up his corner of house where he keeps his shit
>4 years passed, still nothing done
>i lived my life as a chrysalis waiting for something that changed, but nothing happened
>metapod.jpg
>we live in a messy house that noone cleans up, cause we tolerate it and my mother can't do everything
don't know what to say more, ask and i'll reply
>>27263948
Why dont you move out instead of living like a 12y old?
>>27263980
no job means no money
no money means no possibility to move out
> 26, living at parents
> nothing on cv, never had a real job
> on meds for depression
> no goals or plans
> dont care about anything
> live each day as it comes
> spend all my time online
total apathy. i cant afford to not be apathetic at this point
IF YOU ARE A BOY, DON'T USE AN ANIME GIRL FOR YOUR ONLINE AVATAR
>>27263902
Should correct that filename before posting.
What if I'm a girl who likes making their avatar cute anime boys? Is that okay?
>>27263902
Sorry but I'm transexdimensional, anon. I'm a 2D girl trapped in a 3D boy's body.
If you haven't taken a girl's virginity you are not a man.
Anyone can sleep with a roastie whore, it takes a real man to woo a pure woman. And statistically speaking if you don't have sex with a woman before the age of 23 your chances of having sex with a virgin diminishes to almost 0 and you will forever be a manchild.
>>27263887
shit, i have had all kinds of sex but never took a girls virginity
now im not a man?
If you don't consumate your lifelong bond with the woman you love on your wedding night, you are an animalistic degenerate mongoloid.
Deus Vult
>>27263887
Also I think it is really easy to fuck a virgin, especially if you aim for really young ones, but it isnt right to do since they are so mentally and physicly different
>be anxiety ridden teen
>awkward virgin for years
>give up hope for love
>get tinder, meet some roasties
>lose it to 10/10
>fall in love for first time
>tfw they actually love me back
>be in committed relationship for two years
>move in together
>fight and break up on and off never more than a day
>big fight and break up
>mfw two weeks have passed and still broken up
>feel depressed and meaningless without them
>be told they're happy for the first time in months
Anyone sad about not having a relationship, don't be.
>>27263851
>>tfw they actually love me back
Whoops! What led you to that conclusion?
>>27263851
Please kill yourself you stupid fuck. Have you ever heard the expression "better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all"? Well it's a well known expression for a reason. Because it's true you whiny bitch
>>27264318
/thread
most faggot here doesnt even know how is to be told "i love you" by some girl so really, suicide.
>19, Kissless virgin.
>Incapable of holding conversation with anyone.
>The only time I ever really touched a girl was when this cutie Hispanic chick would smack my ass if I was walking to class, and I would smack her ass back. This lasted for about a week and a half during my freshman year of HS.
Other than that, it's been all bad for me. How do I regain that magic, bros? Or is it gone forever?
>>27263763
Have you tried asking your mom for tips on how to pick up chicks? I did and now I can get any woman I want. Ask her how to make them happy and how to pleasure them in bed
>>27263806
Women's advice for picking up women is worthless tbqh
>>27263812
This. Women don't know what they want, or at least won't admit it.
ITT: Comfy films for robots
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>>27263752
Punch Drunk Love
LOTR series
Beetlejuice
Home Alone
Freaks and Geeks tv show
Wonder Years tv show
>>27263752
I find documentaries to be comfy
>mfw the two things I hate most in this world are dog fights and the police
>>27263374
>dog fights
Never seen one (unless you're talking about fighter jets). Post links.
>>27263434
Trust me, it's brutal. I'll never be able to understand how people can watch one.
>>27263374
obviously a femanon, fuck off you cunt
