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Well fellas, It's good to be back. Pic related, how I got cucked this evening.
So, are you gonna break up with her? You better, life is too short to suffer though that sort of bullshit.
>3%
your not gonna make it my man
>>27146655
how did u respond? pls tell me u blew her off
Interaction disturbs this perfection. Unless the interaction is sexual. Stop interacting with anyone unless it is sexual. All will be well.
This will be my last interaction. It was necessary in order to deliver this message and restore perfection.
>>27146589
That's bullshit. I never leave the house and I hate myself
How about we just make this a comfy thread instead?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJ9aT-Wa_tE
>>27146598
That's cool. I hope you have things to do like jacking off and whatever.
>just found out my ldr isnt a virgin
should I consider dropping?
kill yourself, retard
im serious
After you turn 18, you'll meet more non-virgins than virgins. If they're a legal adult, they were already statistically predisposed to not being a virgin.
Also, why is it so important that they're a virgin?
>>27146559
>ldr
You know these things never work out? Besides you should consider dropping, non-virgins and virgins cannot be in relationship.
Anyone else always jumble their words up? I always forget what I'm about to say, or I'll say something completely opposite from what i was thinking.
I have to talk real slow now. I'm forgetting how to talk to people.
yes, especially around grils. not even ones that i care about or will ever see again
>>27146524
Feels bad, makes me embarrassed since they will probably think I'm mentally slow.
>>27146535
does it happen once youve got to know them or just at the start
If you could, would you suck your own dick?
If yes, are happy with being a homosexual? Or would you continue to live a lie?
I can.
God, it's so unsatisfying.
But I literally can't stop. Every time after I cum, I tell myself, "Okay, now I won't do it next time. It's not worth it. It hurts my back and it's literally no better than just using my hand."
But the next day, I get all horned the fuck up and can't stop myself. I think, "Well, let's try again... maybe this time it'll be better, maybe I can imagine it's a girl doing it." And then I try, and it's exactly the same as the last time: unsatisfying. Disappointing. Boring.
I'm going to break my fucking back one day and it will be because I was sucking my own dick and not even getting much pleasure out of it.
Fuck me.
>>27146500
I heard your back might give out during it and you could be stuck that way.
Going to the hospital like that wouldn't be too much fun either
>>27146454
It's no gayer than masturbation tbhfam
Would mystery make a good president of the united states?
>>27146333
>when you forget to take off your trip
>>27146344
Uh? I didn't forget to take off my trip.
>>27146333
she wouldn't even be elected.
Why would suicide by train have such low agony, yet take 17 minutes on average..?
Cause the train has a delay.
It still takes almost 2 minutes to die after a shotgun to the head? Really?
>>27146319
There's no way you're feeling anything because your brain is obliterated at that point.
>tfw you will never fuck a cutie Croatian girl on your yacht
http://www.xvideos.com/video6179/severina_vuckovic_11min_sex_video_scandal
>tfw you will never fuck any girl ever
>>27146289
croatian girls are the biggest whores among slavs though
>>27146266
sex is for women and plebs who choose to live through the satisfaction of the few women who notice them.
Fuck off Normies you fuckers go fuck yourself
>>27146204
I'm so glad this is the destiny of normies: >>>/fit/36379560
They deserve every drop of misery this life can give, every, single, one, of, them.
I hope they all suffer.
>using Clover
The pot calling the kettle black
>blames others of being normies
>gave in to social peer pressure and bought a smartphone, a device invented for the sole purpose of connecting with other human beings
>tfw everyone under 30 is a SJW faggot or some or variety of self-loathing cuck (if they are white).
>tfw you are pretty much relegated to /pol/ for discussing political matters despite not being a stormfag.
>tfw you talk about human biodiversity, gender differences, or the harsh realities of the world with anyone even if you did have friends.
>tfw the overton window is consistently shifting towards tumblr insanity (just see high school kids now).
>tfw I dont feel I belong anywhere, and feel like a misfit toy.
I am crying right now.
I can't be the only one who feels completely alone politically speaking.
Ahh don't feel bad.
It's just that society will label you if you try to discuss pro trump shit as some kind of racist lowlife. The only winning move is not to play. Let the left spread it's propaganda.
I hear Bernie supporters posting on Facebook every day how they cannot believe how many people are voting for Trump... Fact is that there's a massive amount but they never talk about it because the left will swiftly sever ties to anyone who doesn't think like them.
>>27145925
Come back to TRS senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQBIyJ0HwRk
He's been in a downward spiral for years but this video is so shitty and nonsensical I don't know what to make of it other than he's just crazy
He doesn't even look unstable, unstable people look scared and erratic. He looks like he sits very comfortable at the bottom of a pity of crazyness where you dress up like an alien and hump a doorframe while making a barely coherent monotone rap about youtube "haters"
He's a complete narcissist, also a cuck. Full on SJW, fat acceptance believers, has a video where he screams about how great his body is while talking about being vegetarian, used to abuse his ex gf to the point where she had a psychotic break, only hooks up with teenagers despite being in his 30s, rags on every single youtuber and has at least 14-15 videos where he is searching the internet for himself/his name/people making fun of him while making "snarky" comments about his superiority, encouraged his wife to get a girlfriend after she came out as bi, she got one and he cheated on his wife with her despite having a son together.
I have watched nearly every single one of his videos in the hopes of better understanding his psyche. He is, quite literally, a sociopath and a narcissist. Also, despite being a full on SJW, he has numerous videos where he mocks cutters and people who self harm.
He also only uses bright lights on himself to try and hide his age- you'll notice a common theme in all of his videos is you can't actually see his face without an intense bright white light shining on it.
I'm fascinated by him, and intend to write an analysis on him if I'm ever required to do something like that by the time I'm done with my psych master's.
>>27145979
How does he keep getting married? Apparently he's been with that one girl for 3 years
>>27145901
No.
He's just a try hard cunt, trying to appeal to the edgy-so-random crowd. A crazy person wouldn't make such a slick well edited video.
Also he looks like Zach Efron.
When I finally get a girlfriend, how am I supposed to tell her about my ummm... fetish?
>>27145808
What fetish u nerd
>>27145816
>I want to get pissed by a girl
>golden shower
Did you try google?
No one here will give you good advice
What is your honest opinion on life itself?
Me : it's okay
It's fascinating how it do senpai, from a little cell to complex organisms like giraffes. shits cool desu senpai.
>>27145629
Shut the fuck up about it. Nobody cares.
>>27145663
LE EBIN DESU SENPAI MAYMAY XDXDXDXD
Would you marry Hilla?
>>27145565
I would marry Hila.
only if Ethan is a part of the deal as well
>>27145565
Yes!
I would pound her pussy so hard...>>27145582
>anon i loved talking to you today! can I add you on facebook?
>>27145446
what is this, 2012?
You use faceberg? The social Jew? Get out of here you whore of Babylon!
REEEEEE!!!!!
>>27145446
"Uhh, I don't really use Facebook. gotta go now, bye!"
