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monthly reminder that 2016 will have no new meme
orly anon???
>>27143690
But >tfwgf originated in 2011.
this will be the 2016 meme
What STDs do you have or had?
I had chlamydia. Probably got it from fucking this girl I met on /soc/ in the ass a few times.
Hep C.
Molluscum.
What is that picture showing? Looks like spilled Galaxy and weed
I got molested at 9 and now I have herpes.
There's no cure. It really sucks.
>I made a mistake choosing Chad over you anon...
>I can't believe it took me so long to see he only wanted me for sex
>I want to be with you now
Your response?
Fuck her then keep it moving of course
>>27143322
This already happened to me. She honestly thought she could go fuck Chad and then settle down with me. I want to say I told her no thanks but I was livid at the time and told her to go fuck herself instead.
Sorry, not interested anymore
>non-virgin woman tries to interact with me within this plane of existence
>women over 22
>mfw a single mother with a half-nig baby hits on me
>fat mulattos add me on fb
>mfw pressing Reject
whats it like having a girlfriend? I've never had one but I guess that's obvious.
The fact that you think you can ask that here and get a genuine answer says that this place is dead
Can be nice but stressful
It's dog shit. Every bit of jealously and insecurity you have is multiplied. Feels like a constant losing battle.
>tfw no kotse fixing, ube chopping, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, ilong blowing, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
does anyone everyone respond to these shitty threads
>>27144007
You do apparently
I chuckle when I see at as I'm scrolling down
>>27144007
Responded just to let you know that I hate Filipinos.
I have litterally everything I want in life, great job, good friends, girlfriend and supporting family. But I just feel like something is off, I don't know what it is. I just feel over with life. Anyone else here feel this way?
i think you're just an idiot desu
you can do whatever the fuck you want
>>27142956
Do an online test for depression if you haven't already. Hell, do a couple. If they keep coming back as depressed, then maybe seek out a professional
I have all of that too anon, and I'm still depressed. Still think about suicide.
I don't think this normie life is for me. I felt much more content being alone. Granted I was still depressed but at least I didn't feel pressured to put up this facade that everything is alright and I am happy
have you tried medication? Maybe that is what we need
>some fucking kids egged my house
How do I get back at them? Was thinking of using a Super Soaker full of piss.
>>27142781
Murder, and set their houses on fire
>>27142781
If you have evidence, go to the police. If you don't but know their parents (and their parents are more or less respectable people), speak to them or send them a letter. Anything else will require more creativity.
Your suggestion will end in a criminal charge against you.
>>27142890
Well that escalated very quickly
I know the girl in pic related personally via skype. If you want more nudes of her then there's more where this came from, but you'll have to start explaining to me in explicit detail why normalfags won't leave this board. Why do they come here to fuck it up?
We used to have OC, our own dating website, tons of greentext stories, and two guys who started up companies with other virgins' help. This literally ended in 2014 when normalfags came here and now this place produces nothing of value.
This place is supposed to be wizchan-lite for young guys to come here and vent. /r9k/ is misoyny and greentext as it said in Heinessen. Apart from the small "gentleman" window right after the board was introduced, it was always this way. Why do these parasites destroy every community they touch? Why dont they go away and start their own thing?
Are they even human?
I didn't come here a normalfag. I'm sure I'm not the only person that spent a while on r9k and lost their virginity at 20+ like I did
I jokingly said to myself I would stop lurking when I lost my virginity, but I only stopped posting
it was the memes redditfags love memes more than anything else
>personally
>via skype
>tfw probably trans
It's a delusion, OP. Men can't be women. Women can't be men.
>>27142658
You're actually mentally unstable. Please get help.
>>27142727
"Men" and "women" are social constructs with no basis in biology. Only the distinction of "male" and "female" are rooted in genetic makeup.
Hi robots. What kind of panties are you wearing?
Looks like a very low quality Cebruz thread. Time to Cebruzpost
>>27142663
Shall we commence?
>>27142606
Senpai senpai more tomoko.
Any other Canadian robots here?
NE CALGARY WW@
>>27142604
damn straight, 306
>>27142604
Reppin the 6ix
2016
Still believing that 'intelligence' and 'talent' are real things.
If your not born retarded or handicapped you are the same as everyone else.
True, plus I like how science has shown that +/- 10 IQ points is pretty much nothing. There is no noticeable difference between a 100 IQ version of yourself versus a 110 IQ version.
If your IQ is 85+ you are perfectly fine and capable of the vast majority of things.
>>27142674
If your IQ is 85.
I'd blame poor family, bad parents, bad school, developed shit personality from environment.
Several studies have shown IQ can be changed by quality of education and even things like drinking a cup of coffee, or being offered a reward for a higher score.
>>27142758
No, the whole point is a person with 85 IQ isn't *that* different than a person with a 115 IQ.
The range of total brain power mediocrity is 85-115, and you can do a hell of a lot with it.
Ask a guy who took a two week break from 4chan anything
Why did you come back?
>>27142470
How did it feel? What was the best thing about it?
>>27142470
why was your internet down
you wake up tomorrow and your body looks like this.
what do you do?
finally not feel like killing myself all day every day
>>27142453
make a lot of money as a camwhore and become a lipstick lesbian
Get money from thirsty beta on twitch
