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Quick r9k, what's a good pickup line on tinder?
This is the first match I've gotten so far pls help
Are you an archaeologist?
Ey gurl, Alison to all your bitching if you giv the fucks to me
>>27145398
>"Hi, I'm autistic and I want sex please :^)"
Are there still any worthless pieces of shit in their mid 20s here? I need to know if I am alone or not.
>>27145208
25 yr old here, I broke out of cyborgdom in college at age 19. I used to reccomend that guys like you move to north dakota for the boom money, but that isn't a possibility anymore.
What are your woes, in 3 sentence one paragraph form?
WHuuuuuuts uuuuuppppppppp
27 anon kun.Where else to go?
Do you want to be the Shimakaze?
>>27145172
you're on r9k, everyone here's a sissy white boy
>>27145172
I do not know how I feel about this fetish
>>27145221
it's only natural!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDfZ6STAfqA - Rainy Mood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUbAiDMLovw - Ten Forward
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMfB1REALp4 - Winter Storm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ70qVc0f3w - Library
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d18HnW3vl4g - Vidja music (you sperg)
Post em: pics, sounds, whatever you got. Get comfy, robots.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTMqes6HDqU
I love Wynton Kelly's solo on this and Jimmy Cobb's brushes.
>Winter Storm
>closed back headphones
>in a pitch black room, illuminated faintly by computer monitors and a lamp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE8Md7bTyTM - Hikari (Kingdom Hearts)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdI_y4Urcso - Great Fairy's Fountain (Legend of Zelda)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4Alk-tHqU0 - Dear Friends (Final Fantasy V)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5eAFgK2fC0 - As I feel, you feel (FFV)
I love vidya music so much guys, all these are so nostalgic for me and the good times just come flowing in for me, have a comfy night lads
Hey NEETcucks, how are you? Awwwww sleepy? Whats that? You only got 19 hours of sleep, you poor thing. Ill tell you what, you go back to bed and ill take your girlfriend out for that dinner you two were suppose to have. Ill even take her somewhere nice, I think shes sick of getting food off the dollar menu. Anyway, you better get back to bed, you are going to need the energy to finish that book you are writing so I can read it during my lunch break. I find amusement in the writings of autistic men. Dont worry NEET, ill take good care of your girl, nighty night NEETcuck
>>27145048
Heres that (you) you so desprately wanted.
Thisis false, as the wagecuck has no time for such activities.
Thank you, gracious wagecuck. Ever since I got the doctor's word that I only had a few more months to live, it has been hard to leave the bed. They've got me on four fentanyl patches to relieve my pain and it just knocks me out. Please take care of Rachel, she is all I've got. I am trusting you with the love of my life. Take good care of her. *cough cough* Looks like the breakthrough pain is coming back, better take my morphine. Got chemo in the morning, so I need my rest.
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56bcdc458647c
how does this make you feel?
is she laughing at him or with him?
Bunghole.
>>27144971
jesus it's real. lucky bastard. although i can't shake the feeling he might be literally retarded
Do people hate trips because they themselves don't know how to set a trip? This seems to be a common attribute of people who hate trips.
Are they just new, jelly retards?
>>27144921
No, it's literally just retarded and ruins the point of anonymity.
>>27144972
Why are you using a trip, then?
>>27144921
I think it's like part of like 4chan culture xDDDD I think tripfags and niggers and everyone should all get along! <3333 xD
Are there any women on the internet that you have aunhealthy obsession with?
Why or why not?
why are her eyes so big?
She is very cute desu. I love dark haired women.
>>27144705
alterhacker, if you're actually in this thread I would be so pleased if you presented a timestamped photo of yourself.
my mother is going to buy me a small house with very nice and modern interior.
how can i best use this situation to get laid.
i feel living with my mother has been my largest impediment to getting laid.
i am 25 btw
>>27144695
hire a ho
>>27144695
In one word: prostitution
The only way having a house would get you laid is if the person lived with you and probably leeched off of you financially.
Post normie memes
>>27144589
I'm 28 and I have no idea what that is.
>>27144589
Normemes
>>27144589
Damn Danial back at it again with the dank me-mes XD.
God I love facebook me-mes so funny right XD check this out 8====D lolollol its a penis
Uni general, post your feels
>tfw just want to graduate and get a job
>tfw too far in to drop out and yet far away that graduating seems no where near close
>shit at maths, failing degree
>probably going to fail at least 2 subjects this semester
>can't stop procrastinating and wasting time, getting ridiculous
>>27144428
>Finals week
>1 quarter to go before graduation
>Rejected from every med school I applied to
>Likely have a job afterwards but it won't last forever
>Same programming shit I did as an undergrad.
Can't wait for summer, or hell spring break. Relatives at home have been waiting for me to fail like this for the last 5 years so that their own failure offspring don't seem so "alone" by comparison.
>Fail college in based home city H-Town Screwston
>Get scholarship to some shitty north eastern town school
>Cold as fuck
>Boring as fuck
>Northerners are faggots
>Can only buy normie drugs like weed
fuck
>6 papers due April 1st then exams on the 7th, 8th, 12th and 14th
>all this for a useless philosophy degree
JUST
Do people have free will?
Do non-human animals have free will?
Do trees have free will?
No to all three, but believing in it is good though.
>>27144244
Believe or "go with the flow"
>>27144209
Objectively, no, but what we have is close enough to where we can pretend that we do.
Where do you stand in your family
Are you successful or the least notable child amongst your siblings and cousins
I wouldn't be here if I was.
And this is what bugs me most.
My cousins are teachers, doctors, engineers even a priest.
I'm a double university dropout.
I am successful. But I know it's breaking my mom's heart that I can't find a gf and start a family
>>27144065
right now, the screw up. but i'm going to community college after 2 years of lying about going and not going. oldest brother lives at home and is training to get a job firefighting, older brother is at OSU.
I'M TIRED OF YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOTS MAKING WAGEKEK THREADS, YOU'RE FUCKING LEECHES, SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TALK, MY EARNINGS GO TO YOU YOU FUCKING RETARDED NIGGER PARASITES
>>27143772
damn, daniel
back at it again with the shitposting
>>27143772
Just try to stop us you worthless wageslave.
>>27143772
They sure do. Thanks for the free handouts.
I don't want to go to bed and end my day crying. Give me something I can smile or laugh about please. Just say something to make me feel like I'm not alone.
>>27143721
you're all alone.
You have us anon
I'm sure you tried your best today
most of the people posting on here late at night feel the same way. We all hate our lives
