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What is the criteria for being a normie? I'm not talking chad just relatively normal
if you've fucked a woman you're a normalfag. If you don't accept that I could tell you if you're a normalfag if you posted some more
>>27142078
I've passed up chances too fuck like 4 different girls, so my virginity opportunitycost is pretty high
>>27142115
that's a grey area it's not good that you ever had opportunities in the first place
I'm sorry for disappointing everybody
I'm very sorry
>>27141935
Susie is a qt
That one alien girl from Oblongs is cool too
>>27141935
Haha, I still believe in you, OP. You'll make it one day, just keep your chin up.
>>27141935
There's a compilation of all of her lines somewhere.
I was surprised.
Why do robots want women to be housewives?
You literally work so they can do nothing all day and just feed off of you. Why not support their independence so that both people can pool their money together?
To be honest I'd prefer to be a house husband. It's much easier to do housework and cook than it is to have a job, plus it means less social interaction
>>27141879
Every single study on working women shows they cheat if they are allowed to work.
>>27141956
I can assure you the statistic for men who cheat that work and men who cheat that don't work or work from home is probably the same.
It's just a correlation between how many people they actually have access to.
I DON'T WANT TO WORK
I JUST WANT TO SIT INSIDE AND PLAY VIDEOGAMES AND WATCH ANIME AND LISTEN TO MUSIC AND MAKE FOOD AND MASTURBATE AND ENJOY THINGS ON MY TERMS
I DON'T WANT TO FUCKING WOOOORK
I WOULD BECOME A SISSY MAID SLAVE IF IT MEANT I NEVER HAD TO WORK AGAIN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo
>tfw this has been posted before
Have you tried being rich?
I DON'T WANNA WORKI WANNA BANG ON ME DRUM ALL DAY
a small chunk of my tooth just fell out while eating. The red part fell out and now there's like a valley on the side of my molar. It's not black inside though, no so cavity it seems. What the fuck though, has this happened to you guys before?
It will get infected soon. Better get to the dentist unless you can deal with the pain and constant abscess.
It looks exactly the same as the tooth on the other side. It's kind of hard to tell since you drew directly over the spot you're talking about.
>>27141816
it's some pic I got off of google. I drew over it to show where it fell out.
>8"x6" dick
OR
>4"x3.5" dick
>$2000 deposited each week into you bank account
>>27141170
Haha hahahahaha 100k a year for a tiny dick?
>>27141170
gimme the $2000/week
If the small dick works and isn't circumcised I'll take it.
Any of you guys wanna take a trip down meme-ory lane with me?
I'm gonna dump some of the shit I've collected from this wasteland over the years. Feel free to post what you have.
>>27141157
I don't even know why I'm doing this. But I must.
>>27141197
I wish I hadn't lost all of my pre-2007 memes.
memeing2016
door stopper
door stopper in bread
slice of bread
bread and ice
time for another depressing screencap thread
you know the drill boys, unload your feels here
oregano oregon origami comment
ontario comment
Good thread. Thank you for your contribution to this good board.
I am deeply sorry for the lack of community response to this thread. You tried your best to make a popular thread that a lot of people would enjoy, but it did not work out this time. That is okay. You can try again another time.
This is a genuine, original response. It is not meant to be sarcastic or hurtful. If it were supposed to be hurtful, it would include a screencap of your loneliness inside of this place for lonely people. It does not.
Remember OP, You Are Wonderful
Betting ugly and getting rejected every time or being good looking but never being able to ask a girl out?
>>27141025
Being* fucking dumb auto correcting
Can't fix being ugly
in the second case you'd eventually get a dom gf
>>27141025
Ugly. At least you have the ball to ask out. That means you have motivation in your life.
Who here has actually been rejected? I've never been rejected because I've never asked a girl out.
no but i've rejected people
Oh yeah I remember some and i stopped asking out once i hit university. I always tell my friends that I can easily be a virgin when i hit 40 and they laugh and a little bit more of me dies inside
first girl I ever asked out in HS didn't directly reject me but I'll give the short green text ver
>see a girl I think is qt
>friends all encourage me to do it
>hey i'm anon want to go out some time?
>uh hi i'm working this weekend
>ok
>i walk away
sperged
>this is the bare minimum girls will accept
A manlet with no fashion sense?
>>27140632
>Hollister
Literally the most normie clothes brand
...i wouldn't call emasculating my guy in public a goal.
any of you robots talk to yourselves?
Yes, i've given a name to my mind.. so i talk to my mind with my mouth and vice-versa.I perfectly know that my mind isn't a real person but it help to cope with loneliness
>>27140602
yes, the voices are the only people i trust
>>27140602
Yep, I get weird looks from normies a lot. I talk to myself more than I talk to other people.
>tfw nappy hair edition
>>27140595
>he isn't proud of his infinitely curling hair
You'll never be a real nigger
>Tfw ur hairline probably looks like shit
>Tfw u probably dress like a white boi that doesn't know what name brands are and wear sketchers
Just end it now
>>27140595
>Tfw Somali
>Tfw when you will never have dreadlocks
I'd honestly switch with you
I am a black grill.
I like my hair straight but I don't like straightening it because it looks like shit ans smells burnt as fuck. To remedy this, I wear straight wigs or maybe colored wigs for that fresh sjw look.
My real hair is underneath in braids that I wash often, aesthetically, it isn't cute. I don't care for afros though.
Am I fucked? Most of the world has straight hair and don't know these feels, I want to know if anyone would be cool with this.
>>27140418
I'm sure a lot of white folks would probably be a bit terrified when the wig slipped off.
Personally, I'm a fan of the 'fro.
But do what you will. It's just hair(or whatever passes for hair in wigs).
>>27140418
>am I fucked
pretty much.
weaves are trashy as fuck, youre black dont be ashamed. rep that africaans life. much rather you be all you than half someone else
