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>>28906975
i shit myself
>>28906975
bump 4 comfy server
>>28906975
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Who else plays this game?
>>28906878
Literally which game?
>>28907027
this game phampai
>>28907122
I don't play nasa tbqh
>The wage gap exists
>Happiness isn't just a meme
>The things you learn in school will help you later on in life
>It gets better
>>28906836
>High-school is just a phase, life gets better after
>>28906836
> that scat is gross
>The bullies will leave you alone if you ignore them
Why are there no cum tributes of Eliza?
Wouldn't you fuck this?
She's ugly as fug OP
um so she is underage if you are attracted to her you are a pedophile which is illegal
>>28906818
athens dude you're so creepy PLEASE seek help
When did you hit rock bottom? For me, it was yesterday when I let a guy from Okcupid suck my dick because I really wanted to know what it felt like. Now I feel like a fucking faggot.
That's pretty gay to be honest bro
>>28906807
When I started liking poop x3
>>28906822
He kept telling me that it's only head and that straight guys ask him all the time and dumbass horny me didn't care and just wanted to feel good.
>refreshing /r9k/ over and over again instead of getting out of bed
>tfw computer connected to tv and never have to leave bed
This is what i have been doing all day desu senpai
Jacking off to scat helps you sleep better.
>plan to get a hooker
>jerk off instead
>instantly all desire to get a hooker evaporates
>save $200
Frugal lyfe
Are you me, Kramer you fuck?!?!
I got two for an hour the other night. 350 bucks. It was a good experience but fuckin expensive. also realized im too unfit to keep up with 2 chicks for an hour
>>28906728
>plan to get a wife
>jerk off instead
>instantly all desire to get a wife evaporates
>save tens of thousands of dollars
Frugal lyfe
>be me
>be sleeping since 4pm on Friday
>been sleeping /in bed since
>no one has acknowledged my existence the past 3 days
>considering an heroing
How's life for you robots
>>28906644
Don't even bother coming here until the summer is over anon. This place is going to literal shit now.
>>28906644
How do you sleep that long?
Also, at least for me and my time zone, it has only been a 48 hour span, so hey that's a little better
>>28906850
With depression you can sleep virtually forever.
>>28906644
Same as always family. No texts, no calls, nothing. I got Overwatch though and that's been a nice distraction. Seems like it'll be good for at least a few hundred hours of play.
Let's assume we all find girls who will marry us in the future (big stretch, I know). Will you give her access to all your money, or will you have a secret bank account? How will you deal with finances? I'm curious about everyone's opinions.
I don't think I'll be making enough money to have a secret bank account if I get married
I don't know what you've heard about me but a bitch can't get a dollar out of me.
>>28906569
>secret bank account
>secret
>bank account
>secret
You can't hide anything when the lawyers come.
Your best bet is to hide big sums of cash in random places.
Now be a good boy and open your mouth
>Boob job scars
Disgusting, I like my traps wit puffy HRT nipples
>>28906526
>tfw no incestuous tranny father that abused me while growing up just to turn me into a cock crazed slut addicted to his tranny dad semen.
>>28906829
God I know that feel all too well.
>tfw you will never bring your faggy friend over for your dad to fuck
Anyone here have experience with people who like rap who aren't dense as fuck? can't imagine a professor or Business exec listening to rap.
it's all shkreli listens to. rappers themselves are pretty smart, and it takes cleverness to write good rhymes. sagin this bait my man
only listen to rap and i have a 3.9 at an ivy undergrad, also know a fair amount of professors who do (look at harvard's hip-hop studies research, shit's fantastic)
>>28906572
this. rap is pretty much the most involved genre out there, also quite popular with finance / law types
sage
>>28906521
Im not a fan or rap or most of its fans but one of my exes who made the dean's list loves old school rap and hip hop.
Are handjobs any good?
God, that is one hideous dick
>>28906563
Cutfag detected.Select all images with cars
>>28906507
Yes, they're one of the best things you can do with a girl. I love it when she puts her hand on my chest as she gives me a handjob, or when she looks me in the eyes as she hovers over me.
How do obviously biased garbage articles like this get accepted into a widely read newspaper?
beta orbiters allow this bullshit
because these "publications" have an agenda to stick to. They are not interested in reporting the facts or representing a story honestly. This is the current state of American journalism thanks entirely to the internet.
Because that shit sells
>tfw no stoic, overprotective gf
I masturbate to your waifu
Here's a cutter image senpai
>>28906599
I would really appreciate it if you went into detail on how you would fug her.
>>28906648
This is a better cutter.
>Parents made me go to the beach
>So many hot girls
>I want to go home
(OC btw)
>>28906463
moar pls op
maybe it's the angle, but her body shape is below average dude
They're literally like 25 feet in front of me
