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>Order the lobster
>Waiter says "excellent choice"
>It wasn't
>neighbour asks me to take care of his doggo while he's on vacation
>dont
>"good morning!"
>it's an utterly shit-raining morning
>Talking to this girl who loves elephants
>Ask her to go to the zoo with me
>Says no
>Make a $75 donation to an elephant refuge under her name
>Now she gets mailed thank you letters and solicitations for more donations
She's none the wiser.
does long lasting virginity cause permanent psychological damage ?
im going to be 21 in about 2 months and im a virgin
how bad is the damage by now ?
Hate to say it but as a 25 year old kv, you have already passed the point of no return. You have missed out on valuable experiences you were supposed to have in your late teens so that you're not too awkward when you get in your 20s. Sorry man, its over.
well I'm 22 and since last year I got friends and job
still a virgin tho, that won't change soon, after all being ugly can't be fixed
Virginity? No.
Loneliness? Has a good chance at causing damage.
Anyone else feel like pic related? Like, you have friends and they have their own group of friends, but you don't have your own friend group?
Bump. I would like to get feedback on this.
Bump, lads. This is absolutely original.
I can relate. It fucking sucks.
For once in my life i'd like to have a group of friends that I can actually call my squad.
The kind that you stay friends with until you're old.
But nah, instead i only get invited to shit to fill vacancies, because even the 'friends' i do have i can barely call actual friends.
> /r9k/ 2016
> no retard stories
> no retail stories
just shitty threads about how you guys envy chad thundercock sticking it up the ass of your qt crush.
>>28909411
>mfw used to lick N64 cartridges thinking it was the "secret" to getting them to work
>>28909411
this board only gets worse
i keep telling people 4chan is becoming "edgy facebook" but people keep telling me im wrong
they'll fucking see, im right and its just a matter of time
my fucking normie as fuck cousins talk about it like its some cool secret
It's an organized attack on our community and they think they can play us for fools. These posters are not a part of our community and just do it to push their agenda all over 4chan
>We can play /r9k/ like a fiddle
These sexually deprived men fall into the slippery slope of becomming gay so easily.
just hide the threads lmfao
>>28909409
Why were you on /lgbt/ in the first place fuccboi?
also
>boipuccu
fucking what
my brother bring home his fembot friend 10/10 and i have loudest diarrhea of my life. There is only thin wall between us, so they hear everything. im afraid to go out. help
>>28909350
Go in there and shit on her.
Play really loud music, then shit on her
Shit out of the window senpai
Take magnesium
That, zinc and vitamin d is what the majority of the population is deficient in
zinc made me puke
What will it do?
>>28909312
You're only supposed to get 45mg a day if you're a guy,30mg if you're a girl
What's the most exciting thing you've done this year?
For me it was probably going out to a few bars drinking and I hate going to bars.
>>28909267
staring at my cousin crush at family dinner
Only reason i go there. I was anxious all the time to not make people notice it too hard.
>>28909319
that was some terrible english
>>28909267
i honked at some preppy college boys
they looked really mad and stared at me, so i waved to them. they still looked extremely mad.
anybody miss high school or school in general?
>>28909215
Yea spending all day spacing out in a boring clas surrounded by people I don't like and that don't like me. Good fucking times
>>28909215
>at work
>"ugh you don't know how hard it is to work part time when you go to school it's like a full time job!"
>free education
>6 hours a day to socialize
>stimulating take home work
>no rent/bills to pay
>opportunities to make your parents proud
>regular schedule
I'd kill to go back.
10-12 grade was lame as fuck. Middle school and 9th grade were the shit. God, I fucking miss middle school.
>finals in 5 weeks
>have to study for 6 courses
>still have to pass Math I which is essentially Calc II for you americans
>wanted to start studying seriously all day today
>it's 10pm and I barely did anything
What should I do to get myself to study...
How am I supposed to survive the muslim invasion if I don't get a degree that gets me out of this shithole.
How am I supposed to get a gf when I'm poor
Whenever I want to study, I take an ebook reader and some papers, go climb up some deer stand and study there. There is no distractions there.
stop
fucking
around
thats it. if you dont study chances are you will do poorly on the test (compared to if you did study). You can figure out the cascading negatives.
Just fucking do it.
t. someone who just got their masters by not being lazy.
PS also you probably should have chosen something you would enjoy studying
>>28909173
I live in the middle of a city and I hate leaving my appartment. I only manage to force myself to leave when I have to go to uni.
Going to the library won't work because it's always full and I want to fap and eat at home too.
What do you think of this game, robots?
It's super comfy to me
Also comfy games thread
what is it?
playing overwatch
>>28909104
It's E.Y.E: Divine Cybermancy. It's like a futuristic dystopian type vidya.
>>28909045
>tfw no qt Culter gf
>no platonic female friend who lets me practice sex on her and offers constructive criticism
Women could never do this, (at least more than once) because once you fuck them, you are literally and figuratively "in" and they will get attached and want to date/marry/have kids with you, no matter what.
>>28909039
>Platonic
>Having sex
You dont know what that word means do you?
>>28909039
Let's be real you will never have anything like that either because women just can't be that cool or nice people for some I have no idea reason
>tfw I bought some condoms online just because my oneitis will meet me at the seaside this summer and now I'm afraid that my mother finds out about this
I didn't want to buy them at a pharmacy because I've social anxiety and online there are more types, but now maybe is worst and for my oneitis I'm just a friend, probably nothing will happen.
I've never done something so stupid.
>>28908995
Aw, it must be hard to sneak around like this. What kind of person is your mom?
>Oooh, do you have a little girlfriend?!!
or
>Lol, as if you'd need them
or
>Satan, leave this child!!! Only after marriage for the sole purpose of procreation!
>>28908995
>buying condoms online
What a fucking beta.
>>28909126
A mix of the second and the third without religious motivations.
>be 21
>be on tinder
>see cute girl i went to school with since i was 11
>message her on tinder
>two weeks later
>no response still
>she didnt even visit my profile
>doesnt log on a lot so she probably has a lot of messages
>send her this on facebook
it is now 8 minutes later and i have received no response.
Christ.
Dude, she wasn't interested obviously. Why lower yourself to do shit like this?
now shes offline on facebook
>>28909023
whats lowering about it? I had another way to contact her, being friends on fb for years, and i did. It was a direct way to get to the bottom of it. No reply still.
>>28908993
She obviously didn't get that message either. Time for a home visit. Wait for nighttime so it's more romantic.
Schoolfag soon to be wage slave here. How does one survive as a NEET? I don't want to be a slave. How do I feed myself? How do I pay for wifi?
>>28908978
like all NEETs, just get NEETbux
>>28909088
Like, parent currency? No parents to lean on here, so I have to be lonely NEET
>>28909144
NEETbux is codename for welfare
i'm NEET and live alone.
