You lied to me, /r9k/. You NEETS always talk about having great lives and getting laid by wagekek's gfs. I quit my job today that I actually liked. I thought my oneitis would be more attracted to me and see my independence and passion for life. My onetis is also engaged, but NEETS have said that even loyal gfs would fuck them while the guy was at work. I called her up saying it was an emergency and I needed to come see her. She invited me over and I sperged out and told her I quit my job because I would guarantee to take care of her and spend time with her unlike her fiance,...
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>>24575207
Thanks man, I was having kind of a bad night but you've cheered me up by comparison.
baka desu fampai
>>24575274
Feels bad man. Already messaging her on fb asking which friend she has in mind for me. (All of her friends are stacies, so we'll see what happens)
I HAVE BROUGHT REDDIT, NORMALFAGS, NEWFAGS, AND WOMEN TO MY NEW /R9K/!
your new empire?
>>24575086
ANAKIN THE NORMALFAGS ARE EVIL
>>24575007
Your new /r9k/?
Tripfag my allegiance is to the robot
TO OC
>break up with ex in may because shes a whore.
>dumped her because worked fingers to the bone to get a plane ticket to see her and she blew me off and was cheating on me the whole time
>months of agony
>finally get over her
>still talk to her time to time on facebook annoying cunt nags me to get back with her, talk to her because shes unstable p much babysit her piss baby ass
>fastforeward to today
>she goes over to a friends house
>she gets drunk
>she flat out tells me two people are fucking infront of her and that they asked to join
>know she was going to do it anyway
>she does it anyway
>pretend im into it and that im a little kek to get pictures
>she sends me pics of her sucking dick. getting eaten out etc.
>tell her shes a fucking whore, block her and save the pictures
>about to send the pictures to her abusive crackhead father
im not normally the vindictive type to be fucked up like this, but shes crossed me more than once and she just asked for it by this point.
Will show screenshots and pictures if you guys are interested.
its this type of bittersweet vengance that really gets my dick hard
>mfw
>because worked fingers to the bone to get a plane ticket to see her
>I BTFO her
nigs what are you doing?
>get kukced not once but twice
>i won guys lol!!!
>>24574997
Sounds like you got btfo to me
I know you guys masturbate often. I know it's even a more-than-daily thing for some/most of you.
I'm just wondering. What if normal fapping can't really get you to come? Is there anything else you can do with your body to make you feel sexual pleasure? I guess you could do kinky shit like finding a fetish or using pain or whatever, but i suppose there must be a common alternative.
Can we simply talk about masturbation?
Pic unrelated, thank google images.
What? Are you talking about shoving things up your ass?
You thinkin about it, son?
>>24574833
n-no dad, i'm not gay or anything.
I'm just saying, what if normal fapping simply hasn't ever got it done. What am i missing? How do i sex-surrogate?
>>24574890
Use the dead hand method. You will cum buckets guaranteed.
Some of you guys are alright. Don't go to the grand exchange tomorrow if you live in Miscellania.
Happening article will be featured in the Varrock Herald tomorrow morning.
So long Mysterious old men.
>>24574754
Godspeed you grand, magnificent bastard
Grand Exchange ruined runescape, and then ruined old school. Obliterated the economy, items became nothing but gp and socialization was terminated.
Seriously. An hero now. Like. Right now.
Real alcoholic hours who up?
What are you drinkin tonight bros
Gin and anime
>>24574394
It's 2am here and I'm getting drunk on Polish beer.
I only drink beer and cheap shitty wine.
I GO TO SCOOP SOMETHING ON MY PLATE AND IT FALLS AND BREAKS. GLASS SHARDS GO EVERYWHERE INTO ALL THE THANKSGIVING FOOD AND RUINS IT ALL. PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME SENPAI JUST END MY LIFE
>>24574328
LIFE IS FULL OF UPS AND DOWN OP, SOMETIMES BAD THINGS HAPPEN BUT YOU GOTTA KEEP YOUR HEAD UP, ONE DAY YOU'LL GET REVENGE ON ALL THE NORM-
Wait are you fucking retarded dude
>>24574408
thats exactly what my mum said
>>24574328
sauce on pic? i could only find the version in alien
The wildest thing you have done??No sex
I sucked this dude's dick as a joke once
>>24574301
I decided to get /fit/ and fix my diet.
Works kind great
>>24574301
Shit with the door open felt good man
Hi robots, tonight I decided to get rid of all my internet friends and explaining to them all why I'm doing it is making me cry
>my closest friend's last 2 words to me were "remember me"
Why are you getting rid of them?
i don't care!! i don't care about you.
>>24574212
I just feel like I could become more social if I spend more time talking to people irl rather than on the internet
East asian women = Light/mixed black women > white women>>>>south east asian women>>>>>>>>>>dark black women >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hispanic women
BUILD WALL AMIGO
>>24574092
This triggers the feminist
>>24574092
>hispanic women last
top kek OP
>Just ate a large supreme pizza with a double order of cheese sticks
>Did this yesterday too
>>24574036
Slippery slope my main man, slippery slope
>>24574036
I eat pizza and McDonalds almost every day for the last few months...
I already gained about 35kg... ;___;
>>24574036
lose some weight fatty
you're disgusting
maybe >>>/fit/ can give you some help
Can we agree Joseph was the biggest kuck in the history of mankind?
This poor fuck was brainwashed by a fucking SLUT to believe she got impregnated by "god". Jesus christ fucking Mary, you can't be more of a kuck than this.
People actually follow a religion where they praise a fucking bastard raised by a kuck, it's so disgusting.
>>24573958
>school puts on nativity
>get picked for Joseph
They knew. Even then, they knew my fate.
>>24573958
the story goes "an angle appeared in the shape of a man" after nine months "messiah" is born
I don't see what is strange there
>>24574456
>chad is on the level of angels
We never stood a chance.
Bored. Ask a real chad anything
>>24573763
Would you a MMF threesome?
What's your degree? How big is your dick? How tall are you?
How real are you?
So how come when bands like Red Hot Chili Peppers play totally naked it's all in good fun and hilarious but when Miley Cyrus does it she's a SLUT and JUST WANTS ATTENTION!
desu I don't mind when Miley Cyrus does it
Because chille peppers didn't start out on a fucking Disney kids show.
Also
>implying both aren't attention grabs
>>24573548
i guess the important difference is that she's a child idol. there have been plenty of topless female rock singers.
>We live in a world they feed Cattle steroids to child prostitutes to make them look older.
>"The real problem is that women have too much sex"
What is this. I don't even.
Not in first world countries. Who fucking cares about third worlders?
>We live in a world where men who cry are seen as weak
>woman cry because they get a speeding ticket and it's ok
>>24573592
and I don't think anyone sane would disagree that's a valid problem. Robots have many valid problems. Women fucking around isn't one of them.