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She can sense evil
>>24568181
She can sense her brother selling her.
Just gotta catch dad for the recommended price.
>>24568181
Blow me
LOL!!! this is amazing!!
little...
What do you want for Christmas, /r9k/?
A brand new john cena actk-shi-un figure
>>24568117
autism cure
a really cute girl with a really cute butt
Cr1TiKaL released photos of himself on his snapchat. Damn he is a normie. Based on his voice and style of humor I thought he was a fat basement dwelling neckbeard. But he is not. IDK if I can watch his videos anymore knowing he is a chad.
Why did you think he was anything but a normie? You can easily tell who is a neckbeard nerd doing a letsplay and who a normie is.
>>24568016
i want to fuck the cr1t
>>24568016
i have him on snapchat, i dunno seeing his face kinda ruined his videos for me. I also thought he was some middleaged neckbeard :( this is sad
>wake up
>realized I just spent over $500 commissioning porn right before I went to bed last night
Fuck me.
>>24567862
Been there. Holy shit. Feels terrible man. It never satisfies.
Now I only try to spend like 150 a month.
>>24567862
>commissioning porn
What? I don't understand, what does that mean?
>>24567936
It pretty much all went to one guy who is going to make a Flash Animation. Hope it pays off in a month.
>Drawing a girl in my notes
>some random girl notices
>is that your girlfriend???
Every. Time.
Why?
>>24567758
Why are you drawing girls in your notes. Are you a pervert?
>>24567784
They're called figure studies, you uncultured philistine.
>>24567842
That doesn't answer my question though.
Post some pictures y'all.
Box braids. Bringing back some 90s realness.
Lets just make this a generic ebony thread
Funky monkey
If you're not at least as ugly as Eggman or uglier, you're not a robot and you can not claim to know tfw no gf.
good thing i'm uglier than eggy
I'm uglier, so I win. Yay.
>>24567687
but eggman is a qtpie and has had a gf
>tfw dead gf
I finally got a girlfriend eight months ago. Everything was just as I dreamed it would be, she was everything I wanted in a girl. I knew deep down she would be my wife one day.
And now she's dead. Hit by a fucking drunk piece of shit at an intersection on the way home from work last month.
I fucking hate drunk drivers. I fucking hate the world. She did not deserve such a meaningless death. I miss you so fucking much Karen. Nothing makes me happy anymore. I'm reminded of dreams I had of a perfect future with you and now they're gone forever. It's not like if we had split up or something, as at least with that I'd have a chance to see you down the line in life. No, you're dead and theres nothing I can do to change that. All because of some stupid fucking piece of shit asshole that decided to drive after drinking.
I am a shell of a man.
Why post this on this board? Or at all really?
>>24567582
>tfw drunk
>tfw might drive to the store drunk soon
Fuck you too you normalfag fuck.
Sorry for your loss but this is what happens when you go against the universal balance of being a robot.
The robot giveth and take away when you forsake your place in life you failed normie piece of shit.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/life/meet-the-runner-who-was-sexually-assaulted-mid-race-but-still-wo/
Some fucked up asshole sexually assault a woman who was running a marathon.
I would like to understand what goes on in some people's heads.
Sexual assaulters of robot 9000, why do you do it? Can you please explain what you get out of sexually assaulting people? Thank you.
>>24567528
>Sexually assaulted
>Mid race
What happened? Some guy run up to her, pick her up, and start running for the finish line while still fucking her?
It's true... sometimes I look at women. (when they DON'T want to be looked at)
I'm less than human.
>>24567551
some guy who wasn't part of the race ran up behind her, grabbed her by the breasts.
she ran off and still won the race.
What's with this flood of bans lately? Are these retarded c.cuk mods taking out their lonely thanksgiving frustrations on us?
inb4 fascist hurr durr no complaining bans
>>24567471
>inb4
>THIS USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST
cuz you do it 4 free~
>>24567471
>Minding my own business
>Suddenly get a 1 hour ban for breaking global rule 3
>I never even complained about 4chan
I s-still love you 4chan, p-please don't ban me again ;_;
how do i get to the 4chan bans? also I got banned before for saying "original comment" lol
Do people actually find this funny or just redditors?
>>24567394
Only retards, so yes.
>$35910 just like that
The joke's on all of us tuh bh
CAH is reddit as fuck.
I've been on this board for almost two weeks now and these are the things I've discovered:
>You guys like pepes
>You guys like Wojak
>You guys have this distorted mindset that girls can't be robots despite the fact that anyone can be an ugly social autist regardless of gender. inb4 fembot detected, i'm a male.
>You guys hate chads
>You guys like traps, but jump om trannys as soon as they come on this board
>You guys hate women. Well some of you genuinely do, others hate because they can't have them due to chads.
>Some of you piss in bottles
>A lot of you are virgins(I am as well f a m)
>A lot of you tend to blame the problems you have on other people, rather than, looking at what you yourself need to fix.
I'm gonna die alone desu senpai ;_;
>Also you all have this undeniable hate for normies
>>24567363
Nice blog senpai.
i don't believe people can be robots if they aren't at least skinnyfat.
i see rail thin guys get gfs all the time, but not fat fucks like me.
skinnyfags
>do not know what it is like to be utterly hated for the way your body looks
>do not know what it is like to feel trapped in their body
>do not know what it is like to be embarrassed by being seen by anyone
Why don't you just work out and diet, you fat disgusting slob?
>>24567353
It's such an easy thing to change.
I'm working on becoming strongfat. I aimed to be skinny at some point, but since my weight plateaued I figured fuck it I will look better if I bust my ass at the gym, eat a bunch of protons and put on 5kg of mussels.
ACTIVE SHOOTER. IT'S HAPPENING
Active shooter at Colorado Springs reported near a Planned Parenthood. Is this a robot taking revenge on sluts with STD's?
https://www.rt.com/usa/323702-planned-parenthood-active-shooter/
>>24567313
Probably just some pro-life faggot trying to stop abortion in the name of God.
Boring.
>>24567313
Alright was this you OP?
Any anons here visit a prostitute?
How was the experience and how much did it cost?
>>24567179
My prostitute is my hand.
>>24567179
Of you just became a wizard welcome to the club... for now on you will be treated weird by your family and friends who won't let up on it.... have fun ; )
>>24567179
>Any anons here visit a prostitute?
I did once, last year.
>How was the experience
Pretty good, 6-7/10.
Certainly worth it.
>and how much did it cost?
30 eurobucks
