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>You tell her how much she matters
>later that night she swallows his baby batter
>>24564555
>you buy her a christmas card and flowers
>he fucks her hard and give her golden showers
>>24564555
You long for something more
she takes different dicks until her vagina's sore
>you wait three months to get a peek
>just takes one night with chad to become a freak
Saw this on campus. Should I go?
If you want to get raped, sure.
what do you think brah?
>>24564530
Yes you can find somone who hate niggers just as much as you!
>be irish
>get called racist for saying black slaves instead of 'people of colour slaves'
>say the irish were slaves too and i couldn't give a shit if you called us 'people of leprechauns'
>get called a liar
do all SJWs know nothing about history?
saying people of colour is way more offensive than just saying what they are, whether they're african/black, indian, argentine- whatever. you're basically saying they're different from white people, and somehow white people are the standard and you have say "of colour" to differentiate them as if whites were superior.
I always thought it was a joke but apparently a lot of them say PoC unironically.
Shut the fuck up you shit eating neckbeard virgin
It's 2015 for fucks sake
I hope you're actually Irish and not some dumb American that thinks he's Irish.
Let's go faggots, post your best.
OC also welcomed
>>24564423
thats definitely a shit bad attitude
it doesnt make me hate all women tho, just her. a little bit. frankly i dont even hate her, just think shes kinda stupid and boring. then i move on with my life
t. a norman man
>red lipstick
Actually, do any of you find lipsticks on girl attractive? I find anything beyond an unnoticeable gloss a definite turnoff and very nice noticeable ones like bright red or purple outright repulsive and absolutely disgusting.
>>24564552
I've only seen one instance of it being amazing.
is gender a social construct?
Your mom's a social construct desu senpai.
>>24564225
Gender doesn't exist so no
>>24564225
No, binary gender is grounded in science, logic and biology. Despite what any of the mentally ill whores on the internet say.
>tfw you'll never know what it feels like to have women crave your dick to the point where they break in to your house
This is what being Chad is like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y8WmE5_3g-M
read the comments
No I have no idea who she was. I just got off work. Came home and she was hanging out in the halls of my apartment. She told me I was cute and I said ok and walked away. Closed my door but didn't lock it and she walks in and runs up to me and starts licking my face and shit....at this point I'm freakjng out. I took a shit load of video just so I could protect my ass...all a woman needs to do is lie and a man gets sent to prison. So I kept saying in a calm voice trying not to swear "leave please." Whole thing took like 15 mins.........
That's fucking terrifying man. Good for him for staying calm, that must have been hard, but jesus the first thing he should have done is call the police. He's right that a woman just needs to lie and he could be sent to prison. Good for him for calmly but firmly standing is ground.
Stalking is scary business.
Would not want that situation at all.
>>24564222
>>24564603
He's lying. He kissed her in the hallway. She wouldn't be saying, "Just one more kiss. Please." Either way, this kind of shit freaks me out. I've been stalked and had my house broken into by some psychopath. It's fucking terrifying.
>tfw 5'9
what about you, robot?
>>24564136
5'8"
Meh, couldn't care less since I gave up on finding a gf.
>>24564136
I wish my "manletism" were an only and biggest problem in my life tbf.
>>24564136
>5'9"
I don't worry about height though. Get more pussy than a toilet seat, especially from taller girls.
>you will never have a qt br tranny calmly whisper "gostoso" in your ear from behind while she pounds your virgin manpuss
why even live tbqh pham?
>>24564074
What the fuck does gostoso mean you spic
I'd want her to fuck me in the face while calling me a faggot
>>24564074
>>24564087
>>24564104
>wanting to get fucked
>not wanting to do the fucking
FAGGOTS.
![fb781fa913e37cc26f2da57aa7b4d0ac[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Ne1Ko9g.jpg "fb781fa913e37cc26f2da57aa7b4d0ac[1]")
What scares robots the most?
>>24563940
eye contact
>>24563940
Becoming a worse human being; loss of knowledge, values, priorities, standards, reactions.
For the last three years, there was not a day that I wouldn't, if given the chance, 'freeze' myself permanently, so that I would (whatever that would mean) no longer grow as a person, but for the promise that I wouldn't degenerate, either.
I would still do it.
>>24563940
Normie detected. Robots don't feel anything.
>not tall
>too skinny
>too big of a head
>rectangular head
>nerdy and ugly
>asian
>4 inch dick
Should I plan my life of celibacy already?
>>24563915
You just described a regular asian.
>>24563933
Other guys have it easy though. The skinny ones have nice Korea like faces. Definitely have that cute guy vibe. And those with broader jaws are normally better built.
I get the worst of both worlds.
>manlet
>big nose
>receding hairline
At least I'm white
Does it bother you that you'll never get to experience this, or have you come to accept it?
>>24563816
I've accepted it. Fuck it, some just aren't able to make the cut. None of this shit matters in the end.
>>24563816
I am a bit of a mixed case, because I am a normie virgin.
But when I saw that photo, I genuinely just felt happy for them (I mean, in the situation they're depicting). Well, mostly for the girl to be honest, but still.
Yes,and I`ve accepted it.But I have picrelated.And they never will.A Gunpla build is better than sex if it`s a Perfect Grade.
A girl is coming to my house in five minutes to take my virginity wat do I do guys
Fap, cry.
FUCK HER RIGHT IN DA PUSSY
>>24563734
put some butter on your radio so it won't come out
>tfw no 4/10 robot bf to call me his waifu and play vidya with
>>24563706
I'm a 6/10
I'll be your bf. Forever.
>>24563706
Is the pic supposed to be related or something?
>tfw no platonic robot bf
I really just want to cuddle and have someone to live through this bizarre life with
Why do normies ruin everything?
>inb4 facebook is for normies
because they can't see anything good without running it to the ground
they want everything to be unchallenging, meaningless drivel
which is why women go for the average, brain-dead chad instead of someone with substance and intelligence
it's better to face it and ignore it rather than waste your breath screaming
I'm pretty sure you guys ruined pepe yourselves. You shooped pepe over everything and have been for a decade. Did you really think other people weren't going to start doing the same?
>>24563697
Fuck do chads have anything to do with pepes
are all females fucked in the head?
>females think they aren't wage slaves to capitalism
top jej
>>24563582
what's her fucking job
>muh lives
who gives a fuck, most people are trash
>>24563582
>omg, she has a twitter picture that relates to sex in some way REEEE
Incredibly pathetic damn
