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Retail Tales Thread
>Working at Toys R Us
>Asian kid and his parents approach me
>Kid asks if we have pokemon toys
>Take them to the aisle
>He starts telling me about them so I go "Y'know when I was your age it was much simpler, we only had to deal with 150, you guys gotta get over 700 now."
>Kid smiles, Mom laughs
>Dad looks pissed
What did I do?
>>24566182
His Dad suddenly realized that he was looking at his kid's future.
Either
>having shitty day
Or
>has to pay for his son's obsession that will only last until the end of middle school
>>24566182
He's asian he's perpetually insecure and felt threatened his wife and son enjoyed your company more then his
also
>black retail worker on your .jpg
I have a second theoryas well
>you love her so
>he pops her hole
>>24566163
meh, shitty attempt
>>24566163
I'll help you out buddy
>you love her so
>Chad makes her a dirty ho
>you want to suck on her toes
>she's just one of chad's side hoes
Hi r9k, I'm a transgender woman. How do I find a boyfriend? I pass ok but my body is a little masculine. I'm really nice and sweet though, and I have low self-esteem so I'll never cheat or leave him.
Wear those pepe earings
>>24566139
men seeking men section of craigslist
>fembot here
>I'm a transgender woman
yeahhhh naw
nice bait m8
/r9k/, would you date an average or below average girl? Pic related, this girl responded to me on a dating site. She is 27 years old (I am 23).
Here's another pic. She is also a Christian and says she is good at cooking.
>>24566067
>>24566075
She looks nice, bro. Go for it.
Depends if we have things in common, then she would become more attractive to me.
Why is it different when a women fucks lots of man or when a man fucks lots of women?
LE MASTER KEY LE SHITTY LOCK
who said it's different..?
>>24566025
Because pussy can get loose.
>tfw no pretty fat gf to keep me warm this winter
>pretty
>fat
HA.
That girl is at most 20 and when her skin stops looking like that in a few years you'd want to get rid of her.
>>24566032
pic related you low test faggot
Femanon here and after reading a bit on this board I must say you guys are prettey moronic.
>"women have never been sluttier than in our era"
>"all whores"
>but still a virgin
The word pathetic was created just for people like you.
Why would we want to get involved with std bearing broth who gives us a heartbreak because she will cheat on us?
Maybe if you weren't such a whore fucking chads and friend zoning the nice guys I wouldn't be a virgin.
>REEEEEEEEEE
>>24566014
>gaurenteed replies
When the fuck did /b/ become the bastard child of Reddit and Tumblr?
ever since using 4chan made you "edgy" and "cool"
>>24566335
These people are bluepilled.
I swear people care way too fucking much about their genitals. Imagine caring that much that you want your partner to fuck other people because it gets you off.
who /obsessive compulsive torrenting/ here?
i've got too many shows/movies i can keep up with, and yet, i keep coming back for more
>>24565945
I was, though it came to an end when I ran out of space. Got about 4 TB of stuff collected but too poor to expand my collection of drives.
>>24565945
>find out about trade agreement bullshit
>go out and buy 2 external HDs
>Trying to save 6TB of anime, manga, doujins, hentai, and southpark
>>24565945
I'm trying to find an undertale torrent because /poorfag/
If everyone in the world smoked weed, we would have universal peace.
This means if muslims, whites, blacks, latinos, etc. all got high on marijuana, no one would fight or argue, and there surely wouldn't be any violent outbursts. I have yet to hear any pothead dispute this theory.
You shouldn't have to smoke weed for that. but things are never as people think they should be.
>>24565692
>I have yet to hear any pothead disprove this theory
Well, here you go then. Potbot here. I am of the opinion that everyone should try it once. Because it really isn't for everybody; in some people it exacerbates their worst tendencies, makes them crazy paranoid, makes them feel generally uncomfortable, is bad for their health; the list goes on.
It's not some mystical panacea. It's just a fucking plant that has some medicinal properties.
First off
DUDE WEED LMAO
Second orchestrateing and planning this would be a logistical nightmare and it would require too much farm land and water that could be put to better use. Not to mention the manpower and need for electricity
Tldr op is retarded sage and hide
So, robots, how's your sex life?
>>24565689
If you'd keep your girl satisfied, she wouldn't come to me!
>>24565762
You're tearing me apart anon!
>>24565804
You're my favorite customer!
>tfw 4 years ago an anon called me a retard in a thread on /b/
>haven't forgotten about it
>tfw think about it every single day
Who else here /easily offended/?
>>24565659
You're a retard anon.
>>24565659
I love you very, very much OP, my smart little guy.
>>24565659
Fuck off, retard. You are a disgusting waste of oxygen.
I hate being the smartest person in the world. The only other smart people are busy doing their research.
>>24565561
WHEN WILL THIS MEME DIE?
I hate to say it but if you were anywhere near as smart as you claim to be you'd be doing the same thing rather than sitting around all day masturbating and posting online how smart you are.
its always amused me how you never see an actual intelligent person boast about how smart they are. the only ones you see running around saying that are the village idiots.
>>24565561
Nice IQ meme
Kill yourself
Vocaroo anything, music, you being autistic, other shit
I played a couple of songs if anyone wants to tell me if they know what they are
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QJtx6dXSn1
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0bVy8Ih9gGT
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bevD29qKZN
>>24565653
Just fuck me up, my man
bump to record my shit too
>tfw girls can satisfy me sexually but not intellectually
pIs respond
All i could say is that you`re the one lucky here because you talk with women. How is it to have sex?
get a chinese girl
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