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/x/ here, today i will reveal why we all are such huge failures
You see robots, we're not alive, no let me correct myself we were never alive, we were supposed to die at birth but due to unnatural turn of events or bodies lived past birth.
When a human is born biologically, his soul enters the flesh for the first time and he is alive and when it does not, the newborn dies. Unfortunately we did not die, we were supposed to, but we did not.
The result is simple, we are beings without souls, biology and medical science may say we are alive, but actually just our bodies are. We dont have a soul
H-holy fucking shit man
Thanks for the heads up
I guess that makes sense, thanks for thinking about us
Nah we're just depressed, overwhelmed and lack motivation. Also phisically inferior(many of us).
Your mumbo jumbo has no base.
the normalfags are finally leaving
I wish I were leaving
It's hard to believe I've been here since the beginning of this board.
It's rly changed desu
How do I tell if I'm normalfag?
Would you accept this girl as your gf?
>girl
wew lad
>Absolute atrocity of an attempt at drawing eyebrows
>facial piercings
>tattoos
>obvious manface
>>24562112
If it means that there would be someone that will be happy to see me, yes.
I met a cute femanon on omegle and talked to her for 3 hours and got her phone number. How jelly are you, /r9k/?
If I ever got a girl's number I would never call it sober in a million years
>>24561975
Have fun getting your life ruined faggot. At least you're here (aka home) already though. Get ready for the ride that never ends.
>>24561975
>cute
>femanon
>implying
Male virgins only.
Let's discuss why our sexual market value is so low.
I'll start:
>unemployed
>mild acne
>patchy, underdeveloped beard
>only interested in computers and video games
>introverted and anti-social
>edgy political opinions
>average yet slightly skeletal body
>no aspirations
>no friends
>introverted
>intellectual
>interests in video games
>over weight
>poor
>live with mom
>poor self esteem
>>24561937
>>intellectual
This is not a reason for your being a virgin.
>>24561937
How are you an intellectual?
What is an intellectual?
who /disabled/ here
>tfw mild cerebral palsy in left arm
>go to the gym to try fix it
>build muscle in it, but no real change
>still retarded
>fingers still fucked
>am reminded everyday that I'll never be normal
>dislocated my left shoulder on the pec fly machine or whatever it's called tonight
>fucking hurts
>thinking of buying a rope and hanging myself in the garage
I'll never be normal, I wish I never fucking had this.
>>24561893
Heart condition disability reporting in. Have heart condition cant stress my body alot, because of the heart condition weight builded up. Had to have pacemaker installed doctors say you cant use your arms to lift anything over 3kg. No one wants hire me because of disability. No girl will ever want me because cant do shit. Once thought of suicide but decided not to do it since i still have few friends and my mother cares about me too much. Life is shit but living in the hope that it will turn better
>>24561945
>No one wants hire me because of disability
>No girl will ever want me because cant do shit.
I feel the same way. As far as suicide goes im afraid i'm gonna fuck it up and paralyze myself
>severe kyphoscoliosis, but not severe to the extent that people can notice it, I'm treated like a normalfag and expected to perform likewise,
It makes your breathing harder, you can't sit straight in front of a computer and lots of other things.
Chad here, what do you guys have against our people?
Nothing bro, best neighbour
t. Niger
>>24561883
>chad is so great that he gets his own country
germanfag here.
mixed opinion of your country.
many of your people come here just for the sake of stealing things. i know those are the guys that other romanians hate just as much.
the romanians who have jobs here are ok.
many german students can study medicine in your country rather cheaply, which is nice.
i also know some Eugene Ionesco; he is an outstanding dramaturg, so i guess Romania has a rich culture in general.
i would love if you overcome your inner corruption and poverty problems.
>Teeth grinding, already noticing badly worn down teeth at 22
>Temporomandibular Joint Disorder
>Going bald
>Neck is fucked, when I crack it I can feel it in my hands
Tell us your health problems R9K
Endometriosis of the womb
Seborrheic dermatitis
Deviated septum
Keratosis pilaris
Cubital tunnel syndrome
Just fuck my shit up senpai.
>>24561779
>>Going bald
>>Neck is fucked, when I crack it I can feel it in my hands
This +
>shitty eyes
>skeleton
>defect in my nose that makes breathing harder
>shitty back
>Huntington's disease
>juvinile rheumatoid arthritis
ask a guy whos about to face a goblin army on terraria with iron armour, ice boomerang and bone sword anything
>>24561769
Why would you shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane?
>>24561843
probably because it would save him the time it would take him to fall, in which he would be under severe pressure and fear.
>>24561769
How did it go, OP? Did you win yet?
Why don't you just fuck other NEETs?
>>24561745
>Girl neets
>Attractive
Try again Anita
I wish I was gay, but i'm not.
>>24561761
No one said girls
What do you think about this movie?
I just watched it yesterday.
I don't think that I want VR GF in the future anymore.
>>24561404
I don't know. I never got to finish it since when I was watchng it at home, my dad and the likes decided it was boring and so they turned it off and started watching something else.
I shoudl google it tho
One of the best movies about Isolation, love and Feeling alienated.
The ending is fucking heartwarming.
It's not a VR gf but an AI gf, that makes all the difference.
I liked the film, it was a surprisingly realistic future.
Who else /parkour/ here
Just pissed in the gutter while jumping over a flight of stairs in shiny track pants.
I live in the woods. Me and my friends jump from trees like in naruto.
>>24561303
How do you do it lads? I'm fascinated to learn how to do it!
How was your thanksgiving, /r9k/?
Give me his snapchat immediately.
>>24561209
is asking for his snapchat a meme now?
>>24561215
Sure.
Meme it up.
Can you recommend me one? With Chads being Chads and all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siH_gr4pRgM
watching them pick up all those girls like is a heartwarming experience
Jimmy Tatro is the only chad worth watching
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0XUiZQeLGw
You know those videos are fake, right?
Wtf is wrong with you, do you like torturing yourself?
Why are women so triggered by video games and resort to cuntish behavior when they don't get their way?
>>24561053
that seems like a bit of an overreaction from mr steven
>>24561053
Wow just did an actual spit take at that image. I've even seen it before but it still got me.weed lmaooooo
>>24561053
Why can't normies spell?
