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Who do you think you are?
I am me. Who do you think you are to question who I think I am?
>>24563121
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE HUH NOTHING YOU'RE A NOBODY
>>24563322
I WALKED BOB DYLAN ON STAGE IN 1974
What are some creative ways to go out? I've got a bit over a thousand dollars. I'm pretty done with life, so I just think i wanna go hard as fuck and then die. I'm thinking of saving up a bit more money, then holing up somewhere and just doing as many drugs as possible. I'll keep a gun on me or something so if I ever run into trouble with the law I can just off myself quickly instead of ending up in prison.
Sound good? Any recommendations? I plan on doing DMT at least once before I finally die.
great pic op
Save up for an ayahuasca retreat in Peru. After that you probably won't want to kill yourself anymore though.
Just do a shit ton of drugs, then save $100. If at the end of your drug spree you still want to die, buy a helium or nitrogen tank, CPAP mask, and something to fasten it with [exit bag]
>"Holy shit, you've NEVER had a girlfriend? Like, NEVER?!"
what do
be honest, it works
umm.. yeah.
can you please don't get all in my face like that?
>>24563001
i doubt this very much
![tumblr_nuozvtQZF21siy8l6o4_400[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oyyM0ip.jpg "tumblr nuozvtQZF21siy8l6o4 400[1]")
Post average looking girls. 6/10 at best.
>tfw no 7/10 gf
>>24562855
Looks almost like 7/10 in the photo, but probably is closer to 5 in person
>>24562870
Not my type, but I'd say that plenty of people would rather her 8+
bloxxxxx
ex ex ex ex
Some guy just buzzed my door bell, ruining my whole day. He said "Merry Christmas!" and handed me a cheap one page cardboard Calendar and then I said Thank you and he shook my hand. I was closing my door and he goes "Normally people give us money after they take the Calendar"...
So I went and grabbed 2 dollars and gave it to him, then closed the door.
Why the fuck was I too much of a pussy to just give him the calendar back and close my fucking door in his face?
Being raised by a single mother has ruined me.
Good thing he didn't rape you, poor little girl.
>>24562769
A real man would have given the calendar back and lent 10 dollars, then he would say something like: "Get the fuck out of my lawn and don't you ever come back on Christmas without a present"
>>24562779
>poor little girl.
That's basically the mental mindset I have. If I'd been raised by my dad I'd be assertive and would have taken the calender and closed the door in his face and said "Optional donation right? Merry Christmas bitch"
How the fuck do you talk to girls?
>>24562646
Like they're beneath you.
>>24562659
no, honestly
>>24562646
At bars, it's super easy since you're inhibitions are lowered. Some people still clam up though. On the other hand, if it's during the day and you see for example, you literally just walk up and start chatting about nothing but everything at the same time.
It's hard to overcome the latter at first. It takes a lot of practice and some days might feel "off" (not feeling yourself), but once you improve you'll wonder why you didn't start earlier.
18, virgin, and most importantly not going to college or university.
Should I just hire a hooker or is there still a reasonable amount of hope in a situation like this?
>>24562634
>get a job
>fuck a coworker
>while doing step 2, start looking for a new job because shit will eventually hit the fan
>???
>profit
>>24562634
Kek yea you have good chances. I lost my virginity when I was 21.
Enjoy this pepe, and keep your chin up.
>>24562667
>I lost my virginity when I was 21.
How old are you now, and how many times have you had sex?
Tbqh if someone told me right now that I'd be a virgin for another 3 years I'd hire a hooker this week.
CONVERSION SOFTWARE VERSION 7.0
You cool man?
CAUSE WE ARE THE ONES THAT WANT TO PLAY
ALWAYS WANT TO GO, BUT YOU NEVER WANNA STAY
SUCH A LONELY DAY
AND IT'S MINE
Which of these women is a virgin?
>A woman has never had sex of any kind, but her hymen rips during ballet training.
>A woman has never had consensual sex, but was once the victim of a multi-day gang rape during a home invasion. She's been fucked in her vagina by 15 men a total of 100 times. She gave birth to a rape baby later because she's been brought up very religiously. Her vagina is noticeably loose.
>A woman has never had vaginal sex and an intact hymen, but has had anal and oral sex with 45 men in total.
>A woman has never had consensual sex, but was once the victim of a multi-day gang rape during a home invasion. However, the rapists are weirdos and all of the rape is anally and orally. The woman has an intact hymen still.
>A woman has never had consensual sex, but was once the victim of a multi-day gang rape during a home invasion. She's been fucked in her vagina by 15 men a total of 100 times. She gave birth to a rape baby later because she's been brought up very religiously. Her vagina is noticeably loose. Following this, she has a trauma and doesn't allow men to have sex with her vagina, but one day, she meets a man she really loves, and after their marriage, she allows him to have anal sex with her multiple times.
>A woman has never had vaginal sex, but has had anal and oral sex with 45 men in total. One day, her vagina rips during ballet training.
>A woman
Didn't read. None of the above.
The first.
If you have any sort of sex, you're not a virgin.
OP, you sure like multi-day gang rape.
After three years of university, I finally got asked to join a normie group at the bar later tonight.. I'm freaking the fuck out. Haven't had a proper social interaction for years...
help please
Just don't even go bro. Not worth it.
>>24562442
Drink before going but not too much at the bar
Why would you even go?
How can you respect someone that in their most vulnerable intimate moments want to be used and degraded?
Sex is a way to bond with your loved one OP
get off 4chan
>>24562427
because it's fucking hot
women invade your brain after fucking them and you feel you have to care for them and i'm totally fine with that, if she just submitted to her man then i'll care for the slut
>>24562497
Thinking somthing is hot, has nothing to do with whether you respect it or not. You vapid moron
Hope you enjoyed your one day off, wagekek. Be sure to work extra hard to make up for yesterday (I know it'll be hard since you drank too much and stayed up late watching football games). As the saying goes:
Another day, another dollar.
>>24562327
Today is friday. A workday.
Go outside.
>>24562327
Thisis exactly true for wagekeks.
>>24562327
Getting really sick and fucking tired of you shithead NEETs that keep making this thread.
You think I like having an alarm clock wake my tired ass up Monday through Friday? You think I LIKE having to force myself into the shower and then tiredly gulp coffee? Huh, you little shit?
Well guess fucking what? It beats sitting on my ass all day contributing nothing. NOTHING. ALL YOU NEET FAGGOTS DO IS CONSUME. I CONTRIBUTE. YOU CONSUME, LIKE THE GLUTTONS THAT YOU ARE.
How DARE YOU LOOK DOWN ON ME YOU LITTLE FUCK.
What's your excuse, brobots?
I'm male.and I have pretty high standards
>>24562506
>I have pretty high standards
First time i have seen someone admit this on rk9
>>24562536
How's the first day going?
eeehm robots?
>>24562312
rip pepe
he finally hit the mainstream
>>24562340
>finally
Pepe has been dead for months
What the fuck is poot? I don't know half that shit.
Do women like hairy guys or hairless guys? I have hair on possibly every part of my body, including my ass (dunno how to shave that).
>>24562259
>tfw short with hairy legs
Kill me
They absolutely love when hair runs all the way up to your glans!
Ass and back hair is trully a terrible curse. I don't envy anyone that has to deal with them.
